Judge — 1891 — page 29: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE'S ANNUAL. A CHRISTMAS PANTOMIME.—THE CLOWN’S REVENGE. forgotten that,” was the mournful reply. “The battle of Bull's Bluff was the cause of it, but the loss didn’t occur quite there. I got ashamed of myself after that, and wanted to assume a disgnise. I used a hair-dye which was highly recommended, and it took the hair all out by the roots. Alas? it will never come again—it will never come again.” _ THE PAINFUL DIFFERENCE. Rempranpt Daus— You should not be discouraged, me boy, if the academy didn’t hang your picture ; art is long.” Hocartu PatetteE—“ That’s just what makes me tired; art is long, and—I am short.” De tears ob povahty touch de h’aht offener en dey do de wallet. GUMMEY’S COMMENT. Mrs. Gummey (reading)—“A man in Chester, Pa., has insured his horse fortwo hundred and fifty dollars and his wife for seventy-five dollars.” Gummev—“H’m! He must be awfully fond of his wife.” A GOOD WEIGHT ANYHOW. Mrs. Cuspace—“ Do you know the Mr. Hunker that Miss Cora is engaged to?” Cuspace—“ Yes.” % Mrs. Cuspace—“ Is he a good man?” Cuppace—“ Yes, indeed. He weighs two hundred and fifty pounds.” NOT DOWN IN THE TEXT-BOOK. Teacher —“ What is the contrary of «will? Pupir— The heirs, usually.” comicbooks.com