Judge — 1891 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE'S ANNUAL. A JAPANESE VERSION. ISHMAY hata litti lam, Hisfisa whita snow. Anteffi wherzat Tishmay oent Zelam heshu tiggo. Hifflo dher tushcul onda fttwa saccanst zerul Itt mad zechildrenz lafa pla Tushee zelama schul. Antso zetetcher turnim oet Butstil hel ingar nea Antwaty pazen tlya bout Til Tishmay dida pear. Wha makal am lof Tishmay soe Zegar childrens kry Cos Tishmay lofa lamyno Zetetcher didre pli. HE MIGHT KNOW FIGURES. “Well, Sammy,” said the schoolmaster to the son of a patron not renowned forsobriety, suppose your father has in his cellar three barrels of whisky containing about thirty gallons each. If he consumed two quarts a day— a large average—how long would it take him to use up the entire three barrels ?” “A month, sir.” “A month? Oh, Tommy, Tommy! it’s very clear to see that you don’t know arithmetic yet.” “And you don’t know my papa.” AN INTE i SS Shes, jf) at 5. ‘ Murderin’ flames!" NOTHING WHEN YOU ARE USED TO IT. “Yes, it seems hard to hang four men at once, but the Ohio law is more severe. I tell you it is pretty tough to wake a man up at two o'clock in the morn- ing and take him out and hang him,” ~ “Oh, they get used to it.” “Who get used to it?” “Why, the men that wake’ em up.” it “ Now let good digestion wait on appetite,” murmured the goat as he chewed the last erotic novel. ait Ra we df 9.‘ Wonder what it was. A WARNING ‘THAT WAS AMPLE. Mrs, Coox—"' For pity's sake lie still, children ! your father.” RNAI. DISAGREEMENT, . Guess I'll go home.” Here comes the man who's wearing DIED WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN. Found on a tombstone in a cemetery near a neighboring city: “Here lies the body of Gentle- man Jack Smith, who was for over thirty years the efficient and honored treasurer of the Park avenue theatre. These, his dying words, will always be remembered : ‘This ticket's n. gs" — “Beware of the dog” should be painted in large letters so that he who reads may run, comicbooks.com