Judge — December 12, 1891 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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““ Thank heaven, I Am quite well. May’ SI be permited to say : SDhank heaven and: Van_Hovurten? “ Ts it not his Cocoa’ PERFECTLY PURE. VAN HOUTEN’S PATENT PROCESS focreases by 80 FER CENT. the solubility of the fesb-forming slamenta, making of the eocee aneastly digested, delicious, nourish apead stinfulating drink,readily assimilated, by the most delicat Bold in 1-8, 1-4, 1-9 and 1 1b. Cane BGrIf not cbtainable, enclose 25 cts. to either: Vax Hourex & Zoow, 108 Reade Street, New York or 45 Wabash Ave., Chicago, and a can pared only by the inventors Vax HourEx & ‘Zoox, Weesp, Holland. a8 ‘When tetty had scarce passed her third glad year, And her young, artless words began to flow, One day we gave the child a colored sphere By tint and outline all its sea and land. She patted all the world ; old empires peeped Between her baby fingers; her soft hand Was welcome at all frontiers, How she leaped And laughed and prattled in her pride of bliss ! But when we tumed her sweet, unlearned eye On our own isle she raised a joyous cry: “Oh, yes, Isee it! Letty’s home is there.” And while she hid all England with a kiss Bright over Europe fell her golden hair. —Charles Tennyson Turner, Mrs, Silvertongue—'Are you going out this even- ing?" | Silvertongue—“* Yes. have promised to at- tend the St. Patrick's club reception and deliver an oration on*The Irish in America. What would the country do without them?’ Is there anything you want down-town, my dear?” Mrs. Silvertongue—"' Yes; 1 wish you would stop at the employment office and ask them to send me a good American, English, French, German, Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, Polish, Rus- sian, Italian or colored girl for general housework." — Wasp. Tailor —* How wide a collar shall I put on your overcoat, sir?” Customer—"Make it so wide that when I pass you on the street I can turn it up so you won't recognize me.""—Clothier and Furnisher. ‘The Lehigh Valley Railroad runs through the most pictur- ‘esque section of the two states of New Jersey and Pennsyl- Vania, and a trip over it at this time of the year will surprise had been caught in the act. | ‘*I pleads guilty, boss. tuck de cigars, and I'se mighty sorry foah hit.” sick to smoke 'em."—Siftings. ** You are charged with having stolen a box of cigars from Mr. Shurly, said a Texas justice to a darkey who “Are there any mitigating circumstances?” asked the judge. “Ves, boss; de cigars was so poor dat hit made me decked out in all the beauties of autumn coloring. igh express-trains are fitted out with all the improvements ‘known to modern, rail roading, the cars being models of elegance and comfort. | They 1 | 3£e,t0 be reached from New York via either the Cortlandt or Desbrosses street ferries. Of the wide earth, that she might mark and know We perspire a pint a day without knowing its, ought to. If not, there's. trouble ahead. The ob- structed skin becomes sallow or breaks out in pimples. The trouble goes deeper, but this is trouble enough. If you use Pears’ Soap, no matter how often, the skin is clean and soft and open and clear. All sorts of stores sell it, especially druggists ; all sorts of people use it. “*T tell yez,” said Patrolman Casey, ‘a man has to be wolde awake to get on the foorce these days.” ““Thrue fur yez,” replied the man on the next beat, “but he can make up fur it on his own toime after: wards."— Washington Star. POPULARITY ‘Does not always indicate the COLUMBIAS best Judgment, but the popalarity of the based on a reputation that has been gained Uy stenting “quale, and they ‘now stand A hint Two Good Things ner, Christmas Dinner, and every other dinner. 20 different varieties of the Soups. Scld by all Fancy Grocers, and prepared by The Franco-American Food Company, West Broadway and Franklin Street, New York. to eat for the Thanksgiving Din- BUFFALO saseaste tow ano srez For Sale by All Leading Toy Dealers. TWENTY DIFFERENT STYLES. BUY THEM FOR YOUR BOYS, CIRLS, NEPHEWS. NIECES. TOYS. ‘BEST REMEDY | BEST REMEDY BEST REMEDY TOILET LANOLINE SALV Best Home Remedy for CHAPPED or CRACKE! HANDS and LIPS, against Bums, Cuts, Bruises, Coms and Chafing. for Preservinj and Softening the Skin, especiall with SMALL CHILDREN, i against Hemorrhoids (Piles.) FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGOISTS. Two old friends meet after a separation of many years. ‘Time flies,” says one; ‘but, after all, you are not so bald as I expected to find you.” “Bald! I should say not. in the glass yourself. I've more hair than you have,” ** More hair than I have! That's sheer potest absurd, Let's count ‘em."— The WEST SHORE RAILROAD. . (N.Y. C,& H.R. R.R. Co,, Lesser.) 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