Judge — December 12, 1891 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Dis earth vas a land of shadows. died you vas found der realidies out. Vhen you vas shkim all der cream of pleasures off dhen comes der soda-vasser und rependance. It vas a shure ting dot dis earth vas furnish a hell Vhen you vas go | dot vas fully adequate for all burboses of punishments. Backing up a good thin; The reputation of the maker ought to go far to recom- mend a trial of a new article. Our thirty years of public record as makers of leadin brands of tobaccos is offere as a reason for your testing MASTIFF PLUG CUT. J.B. Vace Tobacco Co., Richmond, Virginia. It is not that people object to hash at a hotel, only they would like to know who picked the tender pieces out of the meat the day before.—Dansville Breeze. Noenol); 2 a Constable A Co. RICH FURS. Seal Sacques and Coats. Fur Capes. Sable, Seal, Astrakhan, Krimmer, and Persian Lamb. Muffs, Boas and_ Collarettes. | Trimming Furs. 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