Judge — October 17, 1891 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK Trxxnarn Gittast W. J. Arcee. 1. M. Guacoxy, Aditor. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AXD CANADA, IN ADVANCE, One copy, one year, or s2 numbers - $5.00 ‘One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - 2.<0 One copy: for 13 weeks = == Including the Cuxuststas Jupcx. ‘THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Jupcr Burtptnc). Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th Street, New York. W-We guarantee advertisers American satirical paper published. The Juvcn it for sale at Brentano's, 17 Avenue deLOpera, Paris : by the American Newspaper Wittiam street, Strand, W. Cx London: at Saarbach's American ‘many, and by ChB. Alioth, Geneva, Switserland. ‘ger circulation at cheaper rates than any other THE TROUBLE seems to be that Missouri is not pacific. wat ENGLAND most needs—Five years more of Gladstone and no years more of the house of lords. DO NOT believe that Mr. Gould sobbed. never been known to water his stock in that way. ‘The gentleman has T 1S ODD to see the Democrats of this staté accepting Tammany hall and draw- ing the line against Pat Gleason. F = tells of Mr. Flower as e N A he is. Presently we shall have a de- scription of Roswell as he was and isn’t. AST WORDS gave evidence that Boulanger was a patriot. “I shall be dead to-motrow,” he said.“ Vive la repub- lique.” NRY JAME: book, and wit tail because he own. is said to talk like cura s to di variably selects one of his L®t NOBODY criticise Mr. Flower for not making speeches. Silence is at times an investment at the rate of at least ninety-nine per cent, N ONE OCCASION George Raines lost himself in one of his oratorical meshes and wasn’t recovered until sundown of the next da THERE 1S DOUBT as to whether there has been a revolution in Guatemala and whether it has killed five hundred men or a woman and a boy. THE PEOPLE of Chili are entitled to their victor out four times with this pe: when perforce 1 am oblis me with a laugh,” put they somehow remind one of the enthusiastic countryman who continually cries out,“ Squedunk agin the world.” Thaven’t done this it is no permanent F YOU LOOK for me you can easily find me, fc hiding myself. I cannot help it; but, mind you n.— Jones. sequestra THE NEXT trouble in Paris will a meanwhile the Italian and hi: Are these things consistent? WE SHOU Franci from a German tooting a horn, monkey will not be molest LD think the dynamite fiends would be kind enough to let Joseph of Austria alone, He is harmless, and has had trouble and funerals enough. AY GOULD may not be the king he was once; but he retains posses- sion of his crown and will keep it on pri ¢ exhibition pending the restoration of a few of its departed coruscations. McReapy FLowNorr —" There's something passin strange in human nature, Mucriff THE BABE was born Mr. Cleveland has not been able to carry own household. Recently he remarked to the nurse with mingled pain and anger, “ You act like the very old Dave Hill himself.” T IS ONLY just to remember after election that the man of the wild campaign prophecy struck out in the heat of debate. During such a condition it is not surprising if the blow hits nothing but its author's eye. R. HOWELLS never omits anything peculiar in a word-picture. Thus he records an engagement during the throes of a hen on an unpainted picket fence, and as the lady says yes he makes the hen crow, THE WIDOW of Boulanger fainted twice when she heard of the gen- eral’s suicide; and when she had completed the second act a sepul- chral voice called out to her, “Very well indeed, my dear; but you had better do it again.” T 1S NOT fair in the Pitsburg Dispatch, against undoubted informa- tion to the contrary, to persist in its falschood that Mr. Russell B, Harrison is connected with the JUDGE. Mr. Harrison has nothing what- ever to do with the JUDGE; and even the Dispatch can sce how unjust it is to him to make him in any way responsible for the JUDGE'S cartoons. EARNEST UNSELFISHNESS. MEN LIKE John Swinton give all they have to their enthusiasm, reserving purely by accident the boot-straps necessary to pull themselves back to the surface, If the workers they work for were half as gener- ous the misers would get down to the shirts on their backs, but kindly leave them the ~ muscle necessary to earn more and drive an- other bargain. A CURIOUS SITUATION. [TIS OPENLY declared by Brooklyn Dem- ocrats that Governor Hill will not get the Kings delegation next year. That means serious trouble for the governor; and there such opposition to him in this town and in rie and several other of the outside districts that he may lose the majority he flatters him- self he has secured. On the other hand, if Flower is defeated there may be a rush for him as the only Democrat who can carry the state for the national ticket. ELIJAH. MB: HALFORD, private secretary of ‘the president, is a Methodist and at times an exhorter.. ‘The JUDGE hereby acquits him of the charge that he visited the headquarters of the Republicans in this city on a Sunday, partly because it knows he wouldn't do it, and otherwise because the doors of the head- quarters were not open on that day. In other words, Secretary Halford is still a Methodist in good standing, and can go on with his psalms and converting just as if the mean old charge had never been preferred. Last night [Twas called it, everybody greets PEACE WITHOUT ARMIES? S¢]F FRANCE were to disarm to-morrow,” says the New York Re- corder, “there can be no question that Germany would follow her example.” Here is a quick and satisfactory newspaper settlement of the differences between France and Germany. We beg to congratulate the great diplomatist of the Recorder. No other could do so much so quickly. But we must also congratulate the czar, with whom war at certain inter- vals appears to be a necessity, and the king of Italy, whose occasionally extending possessions are a menace to France; and to join our tears with those of the sultan, who continues ill. For the truth is that there will be fighting as long as men are men, and it may even be necessary to the life and the profit of the survivors and the people who come after them. Peace is beautiful. but impossible owing to circumstances beyond the con- trol of mankind, who have not learned to soothe and guide their ambition and the selfishness which naturally attends it. We shall have peace and free teade in heaven, good chief of statecraft; but they are not adapted to the various climates of this combative world. comicbooks.com