Judge — October 10, 1891 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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| SCOTT'S EMULSIO GOES CURE CONSUMPTION In Its First Stages. Be sure you get the genuine. "GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 1878, W. Barer & Cos Breakfast Cocoa from which the excess of oil has been removed, Is Absolutely Pure and it ts Soluble. No Chemicals are used in its preparation, It has more than three times the strength of Cocoa mixed with Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar, and is therefore far more economical, costing than one cent @ cup. It is delicious, nourishing, strengthening, EASILY DIGESTED, and admirably adzpted for invalids as well as for persons in health. Sold by Grocers everywhere. W. BAKER & C0., DORCHESTER, MASS, Mr, Johnson —"* Via'd yo like to waft yo'self away in a b'loon, Mistaw Samson?” Afr, Samson —"* Huh! wouldn't mind it ef I had good place ter light.” Afr. Johnson —" Whar'd you like ter light, Mistaw Sam- Son?” J On a haystack, 1 tinks." Johnion no haystacks fer me. better place to light dan dat." Afr. Samson —"* Wheah be it, Mistaw Johnson?” Mr, Johnson —"* Watermelon- Denver Sun. EARL &WILS LELNEN COLLARS & CUFFS BEST IN THE WORLD Never rancid, because strictly pure and peculiarly cleaned. ‘One-galion tins equal to six quart bottles for housebold. SASSERNO, PICCON & MAUNIER, Wholesale by GEO. LUEDERS, 213 Pearl St, New York, TOES PASTILES, 7, Asthma. Price 3 STOWELL & CO., Charlestown, Mass. DESOLATION. Somewhat back from the village street Stands the old-fashioned country seat. ‘Across its antique portico Tall poplar trees their shadows throw, And there, throughout the livelong day Jemima plays the pi-a-na, Do, re, mi, Mi, re, do. In the front parlor, there it stands, And there Jemima plies her hands, While her papa, beneath his cloak, Matters and groans: ** This is no joke !* And swears to himself and sighs, alas ! With sorrowful voice to all who pass, “Do, re, mi, Mi, re, do!” Through days of death and days of birth She plays as if she owned the earth. Through every swift vicissitude She drums as if it did her good, ‘And still she sits from morn till night And plunks away with main and might. Do, re, mi, Mi, re, do. In that mansion used to be Free-hearted hospitality ; But that was many years before Jemima monkeyed with the score. When she began her daily plunk Into their graves the neighbors sunk. Do, re, mi, Mi, re, do. To other worlds they've long since fled, All thankful that they're safely dead, ‘They stood the racket while alive Until Jemima rose at five, And then they laid their burdens down ‘And one and all they skipped the town, 10, re, mi, Mi, re, do. = =—Tom Aasson, ({LADSTONE RAZOR GTROPPER. For a perfectly cfean and comfortable shave use the GLapsTone StRopPER. It is a grand succes will take pleasure in shaving every mornin, YANKEE SAM SHAVING SoaP; it is the best. LADSTONE costs $2.50. Send orders payable to DEY PATENTS CO., SYRACUSE, N. ¥, What are Squeezers? The New York Consolidated Card Company's Playing Cards. 222, 224, 226 and 228 West r4th St.. N.Y, The oldest manufacturers of Playing Cards in Americas All grades and qualities. Ask your dealer for them. KIRK SH roiléFsoaP No Other heaves a Delicate and Lasting Odor After Using. If unable to procure BHANDON BELts SOAP send %o tu 3pe and recelve a cake by return mall. JAS. S. KIRK & CO., Chicago. SPECIAL “Shandon Bells waits (the popular Soclety Fralusent HAEEE toanyone sending us three wrappers of ‘Bend 100 1n stamps for sample bottle Shandon Dells Perfume. GREAT WESTERN cy IN AMERICA. A HOME PRODUCT WHICH AMERI- CANS ARE ESPECIALLY PROUD OF. One that reflects the highest credit on the ‘country which produces it. NOW USED IN MANY OF 10 FOREIGN ‘VINTAGES, FOR PARTICULARS, PRICES, ETC., Address PLEASANT VALLEY RHEIMS, Steuben Co., New York. The crook is always on mischief bent.— Pitsburg Post. VARIGOGELE Ssvisazz-2a:c aoe best of references d in method ; sealed informa- new and certain met tion FREE, ALBION PHARMACY CO., Albion, Mich, MILLER BROS STEEL PENS ‘Are AMERICAN “sy the BEST. MILLER BROS. Coney Co, Certain and rapia cure: no pain, no ine MER.S.of STECL PENS te Frases PP y FAMILY sHoul ‘ai pratt neo = pom PER CAM, STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON <t-luventors ano SoLe MAN'S. -!= PHILADELPHIA? > EVERY GATHE AGE pave Tye Foreign Novelties. QUALITY ‘The Best. Styles are ENGLISH HATS, KNOX WORLD-RENOWNED 194 FIFTH AVENUE, Under Fifth A\ Hotel. 212 BROADWAY, Corner Fulton St, New Yo! All hats manufactured by this house are the recognir! standard of excellence throughout the world. None genuine without the trade-mari. “Martin's” Umbrellas, “POLICE! POLICE!” See JUDCE LIBRARY for October, JUST ISSUED. FUNNIEST PUBLICATION ON EARTH. comicbooks.com