Judge — September 26, 1891 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE ‘THE EVOLUTION OF A CRUSH HAT. BRIEF BUT EXPRESSIVE. HE one’ 2.gun—in it he blew— The gun went off and he did too. A NEW INDUSTRY. +6 JONES put his parrot in the cage with his owl the other day.” “ What was the result ?” “He got enough feathers for a new feather-bed.” NO DOUBT. Mrs. Gargoyle (reading) —"A Germanic stor bocse oma Lass AN ANSWER FULL OF BITTER sessed as ‘ poultry” a lot of butter- = ce . ae Mr, Neverco (af hal/-past eleven p.m.)—" Have you ever heard flies because they had wings. that beautiful ballad, ‘I must away’? Gargoyle—“1 suppose he'd Miss GareLey —** Not recently,” list a lot of tables as ‘cattle’ if they happened to have four legs.” THE DEBUTANTE. HE was awkward, but under the hand of Mc- Allister She learned all the graces that now serve to ballast her. LIKE A PRINCE, Mag istrate—* Name, please ?” Prisoner—“Jobn Swayback, your honor.” Magistrate—"\s that your real name?” Prisoner—" No, your honor. I'm traveling in- cognito.” REVENGE. College president — “Young Hawkins com- plains that you give him so much to do that his f health is breaking down.” Professor—"Yes. TENDER-HEARTED. vkit ait FARMER Backstrap—“ Git down off'n that fence!" neers Lonesoste Brett—"I will in a minute. My pard fell inter th’ stone-crusher over yonder, a week ago, an’ he’s spread all over this road, I kinder hate t’ walk mer hotel.” on him,” The finished articl® TAKING OFFENSE. Warrer—“ Menu, sir?” ‘4 Uxcie Jos from Wayback) —“ Me, you skunk! What do ye mean Noaut (in the ark) —"* You're not in it.” me for?” : comicbooks.com