Judge — September 19, 1891 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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He's clean and freshly shaved, But in an ugly humor he Goes along the edge of the sidewalk and tries to get ‘on the leeward side of everybody he meets: for al- though he didn’t let the barber put any oil on his hair, pomatum on his whiskers, or bay-rum and tonic on his scalp, he knows that the enterprising and indefatigable artist of the tonsorial studio has managed, as usual, to anoint him somehow with lavender, sassafras, and several other things equally powerful and all-pervading, and that he is, to all in- tents and purposes, a walking exemplification and advertisement of the virtues of ten or a dozen kinds Of barber-shop perfumery.—Chicago Tribune, Here is a queer obituary in a Georgia cemetery: Went up suddenly from this spot, August 15th. Mule was shot. —Atlanta Constitution. Willie Winkle (aged five) —"* Boo-hoo-o! I. guess we're in the same boat.” Chappie (who detests chil- dren) —"‘Aw, weally, me little man! 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