Judge — September 19, 1891 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE SOME AUTUMNAL QUERIES. ND is the summer fled? Tow fleetly ! Where have I been since it begun? Mave I demeaned me indiscreetly ? What are the things which T have done? How many hops have I attended? Where did I drive and bathe and yacht? How great a sum have I expended? Uave I anything left or not? Where did I make that four-days’ visit ? Where did I go so much to tea? When we are back in town who is it T have pledged me to go and see? Whose are these gloves, unmatched, unmiated 7 This ribbon-knot? Where did I get ‘This fan? This shell, inscribed and dated? This lock of hair? This mignonette? Who was it got to call me Benny? CARRYING OUT THE IDEA IN NEW YORK. Who is wearing my cameo? Mrs, Casey —" Pfwhat meks yez so happy?" BBA T seabe love tt vegy mang? Mr. Casty—"* We've tur-rned John Holieran out 0° th’ boord av Am I engaged? To whom, if so? aldermen. ae - m T engaged? ; Mus, Casey —" Vez hor? Pfwhat for? Mn. Casty —" We wor afther rephlacin’ th’ laggin’ ferninsbt th’ Whirls my brain in its dark confusion city hall, an’ Holleran wanted blue shtone in place av green.” Madly, And is the summer fled? Oh, for some cloistered, dim seclusion ! Oh, for an ice-pack for my head ! THE MEANEST YET. | + ¢*BLITHERS is an awfully mean duck. | He robbed the poor-box once.” That's not anything like as mean as Hicks borrowed a one-cent paper newsboy and then gave it back.” FAME. HE swore long ago to succeed in life, And the crown that he wears is not dim ; se to-day is named for his wife, boat is called after him. For a race-h Andat NO COMPARISON. Merchant —" What do you think of our | display of stockings ?” | Customer —"\t_ doesn't compare with Asbury Park.” WHERE !T CAME FROM, Bloobumper —"The spoon fad is of In- ce dian origin,” HIS FIRST BET. Mrs. Bloobumper —" Nonsense!" CorriGan —"*Is this harse named Lynn? Bloobumper—" Oh, yes. The Indians JocREe, iit = -Da's bout d: sins ob tt, bose | : . Corkican —"* You're a nagur, but I'll rin the risk av thrustin’ yez t* 7 originated the Sioux veneer. witness that Oi put tin dollars an him.” THE SAINT'S MANUAL; OR, HOW TO WEAR A ITALO, (From an old stained-glass window.) Twice d once just after.—Z! Mrs. | Teething all pain, bottle. At this city, but can. Wher Wher ‘Wher Wher A bar you a wo “T have you had | port?” | ten year Lincol ll PURIFIES AS WELL AS capes attains Beautifes the skin comicbooks.com