Judge, 1891-08-22 · page 12 of 16
Judge — August 22, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** with one notable cartoon feature. **Main Cartoon:** "Carl Pretzel's Philosophy" presents a German-immigrant character dispensing folksy wisdom in exaggerated dialect ("vas," "dond," "gwick"). This reflects a common Judge magazine format: ethnic humor through stereotyped speech patterns. The philosophy itself—about conscience, time-wasting, and human nature—is gentle moralizing rather than political satire. **Below that:** A brief joke about a newly married man claiming his wedding ring isn't "dutiable" (taxable) because it was made in the United States, punning on his marital duties. **Remainder:** The page is dominated by period advertisements for tobacco, beef extract, pianos, hotels, patent medicines, and other goods typical of late 19th/early 20th-century magazines. The German-dialect "Carl Pretzel" character appears to be a recurring Judge feature, using ethnic caricature as entertainment rather than political commentary.
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A puro Virginia plag cut smoking tobacco that. does not bite tho tongue, and is free from any foreign mixture. More solid comfort in one package of Mastiff than you can get out of a dozen others. Packed in canvas pouches, J.B, Paco Tobacco Co., Ricbmond, Virginia, Liebig Company's FOR IMPROVED AND ECONOMIC COOKERY. Get genuine only with this c of Justus von Liebig in blue. Keeps for any length of time anywhere, MAKES THE BEST BEEF TEA. ——Fytract of Beef. yy Connolss On Bale at all Popular Clubs, Cafes, Hotels, ‘AND DEALERS GENERALLY, FOSTER, HILSON & CO., Makers, Cor. 39th St. and Firat Avenue, New York, P.S.—If your dealer does not keep them order direct of us. 3 OARDMANIRELIABLE AND BEST. S GRAYS esis no cine,” enon? Finestin tone, touchand finish rar) PLAN merits, Bend for Catalogue. [Selected by Musicians in pret- {ihoarecorer Factory and Warerooms, erence to any, on their 43 to 649 BWAY, over Arcade to Depot, ALBANY, N. Y. CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. A goot conscience vas more worthy as a barrel of succeed. Boys, it vas besser dot you dond try to Kill time, Eternidy comes pooty gwick enuff anyhow. Vhen efery feller vas so goot as he vas oxpect his neighbor to been, dhen dis vorldt would been a para- dices. Dhere vas much too plaindy fellers in dis vorldt dot hafe lofe for dheir friendts only in der days of dheir prosberidy. It vas a sure ting dot if goot sense dond vas sown in deer hooman field dhen der tares vill surely come der ground ub. Angostura Bitters is the best tonic in the world for dyspeptics.. Manufactured only by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. Sold everywhere by druggists. Judge (severely) —"" Don't you know that when you placed a wedding -ring on this woman's finger you assumed the duty of supporting her.” VV. 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