Judge — August 15, 1891 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Mrs, Smith (to Mrs. Jones's servant girl)—"' What do you want?" Servant girl—"* Mrs, Jonessends herregards and says would you be so kind as to count your chil- dren and see if you haven't got one too many, as our Kitty hasn't come home and school has been out two * hours."—London F ROCKIES. Tie CHICAGO, ROCK IstanD & Pacrrio Ry rune through Car Vestibuied trains from Chie to Denver and Colorado Springs. This fitter pointis but six miles from the popular Pleasure resort, Manitou, foot of Pike's Peak. age Drive through the Garden’ of the Boa ing. and to ride in a Rail- way Car totbotop ot Pike's Peakls wonderful. Uy postal card ask Jno. Sebastian, Chicago, for copy of * Colorado Cities and Places, Mi During the season will send {t free. SECURE YOUR TICKETS VIA THE GREAT ROOK ISLAND ROUTE. JNO, SEBASTIAN, 0.7. &P. gt. athey GOMPAN aE Onto S. ae 1 OERLEIN'S | Narionat Exp ORT. pS) THE QUEEN OF Boor Foa Save. 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What on earth do you expect me to wear?" Dashaway —"* Oh, that's all right, old man, I have brought over a most exciting book, Read the first chapter and you won't want to go out."—Clothier and Furnisher, Hummel —"*1 should think you'd prefer Miss Part- ridge. It's true she doesn't dance as well as Miss Pider ; but she is so much plumper!" Dorance —"* Well, I was brought up to like grace before meat."— asp. “Your wife's new gown is a perfect dream,” said Mrs. Kickshaw to Mr. Dimmick. ‘‘I think it must be,” replied Dimmick. ‘I had a nightmare when I saw the bill for it." —£poch. NEXT! “ALL ABOUT OUR BARBER!” Every Barber in the United States Should send 10 Cents FOR A COPY OF JUDGE LIBRARY [MAGAZINE FOR SEPTEMBER, With above title, which will carry the greatest aggregation of funnyisms on the Barber ever produced in one volume. WILL BE ISSUED SEPT. IST. JUDCE LIBRARY MAGAZINE is the most Popular Humorous Monthly in the English Language. ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR. | JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., | New York. The watch trust has been wound up owing to the breaking of the main spring.—New York World, “Tommy,” much pain as tearfully) — —Outing. said mamma tearfully, “tit gives me as does you to punish y Tommy (also Mebbe it does, but not in the same place.” ‘Are you superstitious, Watts?" “ Not very. Still I should not care to risk a thirteen-dollar suit in a rain-storm."—/ndianapolis Journal, ne GREATEST Jnyenion cs SQ THE AG! FAMILY ‘souLo AN put uP es STEPHEN F WHITMAN &'S' t-IuveNtORS AND SOLE MANS. -1- neste WEST SHORE RAILROAD. (N.Y. C. & H. R. R. R. Co., Lessex.) The Picturesque Route for Business and Pleasure Travel —Vie— West Shore of World-famed Hudson River,. and Through the Mohawk Valley, THROUGH _TRAINS Rochester, Buffalo, a Spe 5 Rast Service for Albany, une es acer. Baal, pols. weal alls, Toronto, Detroit, ‘Magnificent sleeping and drawing-room carson all through trains, For tickets, time-tables, and information West Shore Railroad call on or address H. B. Eastern Passenger Agent, 363 Broadway, New Lasneer, General Passenger Agent, § Vanderbilt D7 Write Sor copy of “Suburban Judge’s Library. 3 the mooey la the wide, wide world. FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING Co., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. comichooks cam