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It dond vas efery black cloud your head ofer vhich makes you put your bruber coat on. It vas der feetshteps of goot trainin dot shtamps vice und vicketness der career of man out. Der feller dot lifs on der bustle of der vorldt pooty soon goes der style out yoost der same, Too much many fellers vas shduck on der glitterin varnish vhich vas on der surface of der vorldt's outside. Dhere vas more counderfeits of wirtue as dhere vas on der two time national banks, und dond you fergot i Is. : It vas a goot ting to tink pooty vell of a cause dot vyas goot by its own self und vhich hafe pblaindy benefit for mankinds.—National Weekly. Thousands who are reduced in vitality and strength, and resort to drugs, are learning a better way. They find renewed life and strength in Old Brotherhood port without any deleterious after-effect. Depot, 26 Vesey street. There's sumpen in a woman's tears that makes you wanter, sorter, Come close up to her like, and—tho’ perhaps you hadn't orter, ‘And lest you're gray and married, better not, I'm here to tell you— ‘ Just put your arm around her waist and tech her chin, and—well—you— You dam the streams uv cryin’ up with little chunks uv kisses, For women folks they live on love, both mistresses and misses. —Dallas News. Belisarius, come into the house this instant!" The voice of the domestic rang sharply out in the frosty air. “Octavia,” replied the dignified two-year-old Boston child, whose eyes were fixed on the glittering hearse moving slowly along the street, ‘' I will come briefly. I am observing a demise.” —Chicago Tribune. Restorative WiNE.— If you are weak and debili- tated use Speer’s Port Grape Wine. It will purify your blood, restore digestion and make you feel like a younger person. For sale by druggists. Miss Palisade—'* 1 have just heard that your brother has lost two of his fingers, Iam so sorry, and the must have been frightful.” Afiss Brainy (from Boston) —"Oh, the pain was nothing, but just think (sobbing), Clothier and Furnisher. “What wages do you expect?” asked Mrs. B. of the candidate for the position of cook-lady. “I never works fer wages, mum,” returned the cook-lady. ‘I goes on salary or nothin’."— Epoch. Says an exchange: ‘The best jokes about mothers- in-law are made by those who have none.” ‘There are ‘no best jokes made about mothers-in-law.—New York Recorder. : 5 A VALUABLE HORSE REMEDY. Such is Quinn's Ointment advertised in to-day’s JupcE. Horsemen should send for circulars to W. B. EDDY & CO., WiITEHALL, New York. I- POINTED PENS (Sawrrr's Parerr,) Suitable for writing in every position. Never scratch hor spurt. Hold more ink and last longer. ICE $1.20 AND $1.60 PER GROSS. Buy an assorted box for 26 cents, dnd choose « pen to sult your hand. 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The Hotel del Coronado has just issued an elegant brochure descriptive of Coronado Beach and its wonderful climate, This book will be sent, postpaid, upon application to E. 8. BABCOCK, Manager. HOTEL CRYSTAL, ITUATED near Starkey, Yates County, N.Y. Stages meet all Northern Central trains at Starkey. ‘These springs are Fimous for their curative properties in all skin and especially in kidney and torpid liver diseases. Good baths, beautiful grounds, groves and drives, good board at reasonable rates, find the ‘purest of air all contribute to make Hotel Crystal a jeasant and summer resort. For particulars address |. julick, manager Crystal Springs. CC Harvey, attending physician. Mention this paper. 'N the old fairy tales the treasures were packed in a walnut- shell—treasures that would fill a room as they were gradu- y drawn out. Sueh a treasure-box of scenery is WATKINS GLEN. It is incomprehensible how so much of stern, sublime, beauti- ful, varied scenery could be included in the windings of one ravine three miles in length, It is the greatest of American ‘wooders. Send for descriptive circulars. PAUL C. GRENING, Watkins, N. Y. CLEN SPRINCS SANITARIUM. All the most aj therapeutic appliances and modern improvements. Valuable Triceral springs, including Salt and Iron waters, CUISINE UNSURPASSED. Send for illus trated pamphlet, ‘WM. E. LEFFINGWELL, Manager, Watkins, N. ¥. NIAGARA FALLS, the World's Greatest Wonder. THE INTERNATIONAL HOTEL, on the American side, is the largest, best, best-kept and the ‘nearest to the great caiaracts of any hotel at Niagara Falls, URIAH WELCH, Genaeat. Manacer, No one can have any adequate conception of the beauties and grandeur of this wondertul cataract without a visit to the American side, where are the most attractive features. The large private park of The International directly a Rapids, and is only one minute's wath from the brink of the THE CATARACT HOUSE, Niagara Fats, N. Y., will remain open, until November. at Niagara, Adjoining State Reser site Goat Island. ‘The Cataract’ House neither seeks for nor caters to large ‘excursions, but now more than ever before looks for, caters to and entertains that large class of persons who desire and will have the very best that the market affords, For terms address J. E. DEVEREUX, + Maxacun, ‘Best and best-known hotel ion, and directly oppo- comicbooks.com