Judge — July 11, 1891 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. W. Jo Aweni Beexwanp Gittam. 1. M. Gurcony, Editor. TE. rO SUBSCKIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CANADA, IX ADVANCE One copy, one year.or s2 numbers - $5. One cops. six months, or 26 numoers One cops. for 13 week Including the 6 a year THR JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JuDGE BUILDING), 4 10th St., New York. larger circulation at cheaper rates than any other American The Jovan it for sale a Nevespaper agency at 1s american Exchange, Mai Cable address —" Juocuai. F IT IS TRUE, as stated, that Rudini grinds his teeth in impotent rage, why doesn’t he let Mr. Blaine pull them? eens de L Opera. Paris, by the American nd, WC, London, at Saarbach's neva, Switzerland. THINK it is not true that Pauline Markham is suing for a divorce. What she probably wants is a resurrection, eee ONES IS TRUTHFUL. He said he Was not a great man, and went right to work to prove it in an agricultural address, T OUGHT to be imperative to ask of every man called to serve on a jury, "Did you ever hear of the Father or the Nazarene?” toll N IRISH BULL— Mr, Parnell mar- ries Mrs, O'Shea in order to prevent a political calamity that occurred some months ago. WE CONTINUE to believe in the jus- tice of existing things, but how re- markable it is that Balmaceda and Hyp- polite still live, eee W'TH HENDRICKS and MeDonald gone Indiana has less than her former greatness, but rather more of her Democratic harmony. ons ith poignant curios- ity that Mr. Cleveland has been dis- turbing the peace in a number of D. B. Hill's: private bai MB: NICOLL, district attorney, argues with a palm-leaf fan and has a colored valet with him to catch him when he fails to raise the wind. school fer a new slate-pen: . Abs yit.” W HEN DEPEW heard of his acquittal he felt so glad that he hired a couple of ladies not otherwise engaged to shed some real tears for him. eee « JOHN SHERMAN evidently lacks information as to Ohio politics and his own affairs; but if he reads the Democratic papers diligently he may cateh up. Leg THE GRADUATES of the normal college, according to the Evening Telegram, fly around like doves, and are likewise bread upon the water, That's general utility. OCH HONE !—Widow MeCrea of Chicago is now very properly given to the wearin’ o' the Green; and Widow O'Shea is equally legiti- mate in her relations with Mr. Parnell. A THEATRE in this city has better audiences, now that it is closed, than ever before. ‘The theatre is supposed to have a ghost, and the audiences stand outside and think about it. see HERE IS TALK as to Governor Campbell and the presidency. It will be wiser after Campbell meets McKinley, because then the talk Will be the most emphatic of melancholy silence. AN EXTRAVAGANT EDUCATION. Sox —"' Poppy, de teacher told me ter bring a penny ter Por— Of cose, money ag’in! cents I'se spent already on yo" edication, an’ yo’ dunno yo’ A B THE SMILE of Queen Margaret, according to a lady writer, “keeps Italy together.” We believe that is only partially true. Surely the mustache of Humbert has something to do with it. JONES OPENED his mouth and said he wanted it, and then he said he didn’t want it and closed the orifice. Jones would be more successful on general principles if he always reversed his impending proceedings. eee (COLUMBIA won a boat-race, and then Harvard and Yale considered the question whether college athletics were not brutal; but then Harvard won a boat-race, and now Yale is the only party in the discussion. eras ‘+ ABOLISH the death penalty,” says the Rochester Democrat, “and there will be ten convictions for murder where now there is one.” Enforce the death penalty and there will be one murder where now there are ten. SUMMER HEROISM. OUNG FRED BROKAW died prematurely, as we look at it; but if he had lived a hundred years he couldn't have departed with a nobler record or a surer pass to complete redemption and happiness, so far as this world knows. But there are many such cases every summer. Bear this in mind as you read the news. Young men like Fred Brokaw, and older men like him, chivalrous, daring, un- selfish, risk their lives for others at the beach many times during a season,.and little is thought of it. Watch the summer- resort news and see how often you will have cause to put your faith and admira- tion in human nature. CHURCH AND PULPIT. WHENEVER a clergyman doubts as to portions of his creed he con- cludes that the creeds are trembling ; but, on the other hand, whenever that clergy- man is condemned the orthodox conclude that the church is vindicated and the pe- riod of doubt is ended. Meanwhile the world goes right on, and the existence of the future pethaps has its condition: to which no man knows anything, re- gardless of creeds or indifference or belief or unbelief. There must, however, be churches to live by, if not to die by, whether they are wrong or right as to matters of which there is no absolute information until after death, MEXICO DURING OUR WAR. FRANCIS JOSEPH of Austria is still sad over the shooting of his brother Maximilian in Mexico, and refuses to per- mit a treaty between his country and that country. The ability of emperors to sce only one side of a question is vast. Maximilian had no business in Mexico, and was sent there by Louis Napoleon during our civil war as a menace to our institutions, His invasion cost Mexico the lives of some thousands of men. ‘These lives were as valuable to the men who possessed them as the life of Maximilian was to him or to his majesty of Austria; and in shooting Maximilian the Mexicans were merely defending themselves, as men de- fend their homes against cheaper and less gentle robbers and thieves. But the grief of Francis Joseph is not without its lesson, What the lesson is it will not be difficult for any foreign power to understand. Dat_maiks twenty. free A MUCH-DISCUSSED MAN. R. INGALLS is said to have written a recipe for the destruction of potato-bugs which glows with intellectual fire. The principal ingre- dient of the compound is satire, and the bugs die while the farmer's wife is putting the ingredients together, There are other reports as to Mr. Ingalls—that he will be president of a university at ten thousand a year, that he will connect himself with a newspaper at twenty-five thousand, and that he will be made alderman of his native tavn for the surprising perquisites of the office. His vast experience in farmit.; inclines us to the belief that he will select the bug business, occasionally and rather castially, however, selling assorted ideas at a reasonable rate and in quantities to suit the purchaser. For, of course, we do not believe fora mome \ “Ye. report that he would like to be queen of the Sandwich islands. comicbooksicom