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**The Main Content**: This page is primarily advertising with one notable cartoon feature: "In the Swim" — a small illustration showing a dog smoking a cigar while labeled "Smoking Tobacco." The cartoon's point appears to be lighthearted humor about the quality of a particular tobacco brand (Mastiff, made by J.B. Pace Tobacco Co.), using the absurd image of a dog enjoying the product to suggest it's so good and mild that even a dog would approve. **"Carl Pretzel's Philosophy"**: Below is a humorous column attributed to "Carl Pretzel," apparently an Irish or German immigrant character (suggested by his thick dialect), dispensing folk wisdom in broken English about life's lessons regarding effort, honesty, and self-awareness. The remainder of the page consists of product advertisements typical of the era — patent medicines, furniture, pianos, hotels — with no coherent satirical or political content. It appears this is simply an advertising-heavy page from *Judge* magazine.

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IN THE, Sear Suz eK Vg TeBAce~ ‘A pure Virginia plag cut smoking tobacco that does not bite the tongue, and is free from any foreign mixture. More solid comfort in one package of Mastiff than you can get out of a dozen others. Packed if canvas pouches. J. B, Pace Tobacco Co., Richmond, Virginia, Baron Liebig, the great chemist. pronounced the well Known Lieb y's Extract of Beet, Hae ar the fest River Platte cattle, ior & ty any made of cattle grown in Europe or elsewhere, He authorized the use of asthe His well-known ~ v trade-mark signature of LIEBIG Extract COMPANY’S of Beef. For Delicious For Improved and te nN House B OUQUET (sar On Bale at all Popular Clabe, Oates, Hotels, ‘AND DEALERS GENERALLY, FOSTER, HILSON & CO., Maker: Cor. 39th St. and First Avenue, New York, PSI your dealer does not keep them order direct of us. CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Dhere vas plaindy fellers vat hafe an aim in life, und dot vas about all vat dhey hafe. Vhen nature vas builded man he got hindsight enuff not to put his calves und his corns on der same shpot, togedder. Tt vas pride dot makes a feller dink dot he owns der earth. Lazyness vas der only ting dot knocks him der conceet out. It vas a sure ting dot hooman abilidies vas not der Markis of Queensbury's rools in his fite mit der wicissi- toots of dis vorldt. Vhen trooth und honesty vants to break your frame- vorks into yoost open der door und let em come in. Dhey dond bite you. Der real battles of dis life vas dook blace vhen der down vas on der cheeks und ven der corns vas first get bloom on der footses. Angostura Bitters, the celebrated appetizer, of exquis- ite flavor, is used all over the world. Dr. J. G. B. S gert & Sons, sole manufacturers. At your druggists. Daskaway—"' Just look at Miss Jasper. She has a dress for every day in the week.” | Cleverton —"* How the mischief can her father aflord-it?” Dashaway— “* Easy enough. It's the same dress."—Cloak Review. ‘True Mentt.—Speer’s Port Grape Wine is an article of true merit. It been endorsed by the leading physicians of New York, Philadelphia tad the large Cities of the old world. It is produced at his vineyards, Passaic, N. J., where his Claret and Brandy are pro- duced. Store, 28 College place, New York. “Your brother, the dentist, is very slow and tortur- ing at pulling out teeth.” ** I know he is, but you see he's rich and only follows the business for the pleasure it gives him."-»Fliegende Blatter. ‘The musician or artist who buys a Sohmer Piano gets an instrument that is a work of art, and the result of many years’ hard study and labor. It is not safe to judge a man’s courage by the tone of voice he employs when he speaks to the office-boy. Wait until you hear him address his wife.—New York Recorder. ‘The man who knows he was one kind of a fool yester- day often has a suspicion he is some other kind of a fool to-day.—Ram's Horn, ‘A woman can say more with a few tears than a man can express in a book.—Kam's Horn, D E ARS AND HEAD NOISES OURED by Trek's Sencensful when el remedies ail. Write for book of proots FREE. Sold only by ¥. Hiscox, 883 Broadway, New York, D DARDMANRELIABLE ano Best, Dealer for them and & ~ |Finestin tone, tou fant falah Q PIAN 0S) Selected by Musiclans in pret- ‘erence to any, Pele exrseuves iam] "Erits. 8 Baad tT caslogee AS10640 WAY, over Arcade to Oe Devot ALBANY, N.Y. EAR! ey COLUaRS & CUFFS ST THE WORLD Judge’s National Hotel Guide. NEW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, Fifth Avenue (aces Washington square), New Yor B. HOTEL CLENHAM, Fifth Avenue wee gang ca GHISEY HOUSE, Exrorem Pow, eager oy st), New ¥ Hh beestn a OHAND-UNION HOTEL Eorctans Peas. Grand Central Depot, 42d. st), New Vor aad apwards. Bagrute te and from © ree. ALBANY, N.Y. KENMORE, H. J. & F.W. Rockwaut. Am. plan. $3, up. (Opposite Rooms $1 a day ind Central depot Sead 3.95, $2.10 or $3.50 for 8 retail CANDY = New York abd enst'ot beaver of the m Candies ta the World. pat up boxes, uly saetey iteonce. Address ec Boivin, Comtectioner: 412 State SiaChicage HOTEL Overlooking Central Park, Fifth Avenue, 58th and 50th sts., New York, Highest pases FIRE-PROOF On American and European Plans. Within half block 6th Ave, Elevated R, R, terminus. Sth Ave. Stages and Cross Town Cars pass doors, JUDGE nusian SIGMUND ULLMAN TED WITH BLACK 538 PEARL ST KEELEE’S EUROPEAN HOTEL, Maiden Lane, Albany. NORTHAMPTON, MASS. MANSION HOUSE, Aumnicax Puaw. Jos. P. Mann. $2.up. NASHVILLE, TENN. THE DUNCAN, C.D. Courins & Co. $3 to $5. SPRINGFIELD, ILL. LELAND HOTEL, Au. Plax, _N.B. Wiccixs. $2.50 to $s. BALTIMORE. ST. JAMES Orn a Puan. Geo. CY, ILL. FLETOHER'S TAEMONT HOUSE. $2 to $2.30 er day. ‘WASHINGTON, D. C. WILLARD'S,—Send 2 stamps for guide free._O.G. Srartes. WATKINS b GLEN CITY HOTEL. —Convenient to Depot and Glen. Write for terms, etc J. 5. Bevinn, Prop'r. OLEN FARK HOTEL —Waillns Cis, N-V- Largeyand Dearest entrance to Glen, Firstclass popular prices, Sead for Crcala and anaes of Minral spring. e's. Poort HOUSE.—First-lass, Near Gien an 1S up. Cin. Ricnaaos, Prope ADAMS. $1.50 Up. } Moderate sp] SCH ik Tesm PRICES, GRAND, UPRIGHT joes SQUARE. TO RENT, INSTALLMENTS, ANO EXCHANGED, Fifth Avenue, cor. (6th Street, New York. Mrs, Suell—"*Suell, dear, you'll have to get me a set of ruby of sapphire jewelry. I saw in this morn- ing’s paper that there's war on the diamond.” Mr. Suell—"Tut, tut, Marie! You've been reading the base-ball news." —Jewelers’ Weekly. 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Itis by the Judicious use of such articles of dict that aconstitation Say be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every Tendench to disedses Hundreds of sabtie maalsdice nre foating Sound veready Toatiack wherever there ina weak pole We mle iy a fatal shaft by keeping ouracives well for vith Bipure blood 8 properly nourished frame.— Cieid eahade tn simply with boiling water of ‘milk, Sold only in halt. pound tins, by Grocers, labelled thus: JAMES EPPS & Co., Homeopathic Chemists, Londen, England. NEW YORK CENTRAL & HUDSON RIVER R. R. mas ia Only Trouk Line Entering the City of New York. ALL TRAINS ARRIVE AT AND START FROM GRAND CENTRAL STATION, 424 ST. AND FOURTH AVE., NEW YORE comicbooks.com