Judge, 1891-06-27 · page 12 of 17
Judge — June 27, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with limited satirical content. The main notable piece is **"Carl Pretzel's Philosophy,"** featuring a German-immigrant character speaking in heavily stereotyped dialect ("mootual confidences," "schollobs," "ackdifidy"). Pretzel dispenses folksy wisdom about friendship, pride, and ambition in broken English—a common comedic trope of the era that mocked immigrant speech patterns for humor. The page is otherwise dominated by period product advertisements: tobacco, beef extract, pianos, hotels, medical remedies (Cuticura for skin conditions, Lanoline salve), and transportation services. The ads reflect late 19th/early 20th-century consumer culture and patent medicine claims. **For modern readers:** The ethnic caricature humor is dated and offensive by contemporary standards, while the medical advertisements promoting unproven treatments seem quaint and sometimes alarming.
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pack FD CANVAS POUCHES UNADULTERATED VIRGINIA LEAF DOES NOT BITE THE TONGUE. J-B-Pace TopaccoCo- 179 WATER ST, NEW YORK & RICHMOND, VA. Liebig Company's— FOR IMPROVED AND ECONOMIC COOKERY. Get genuine only with this aignaturo of Justus von Liebig in Blue. Keeps for any length of time anywhere. MAKKS THE BEST BFEF TEA. —tnvan of Boe, “So [man House ‘Bouquet (GAR Smoked by Connoisseurs. On Bale at all Popular Clubs, Cafes, Hotels, AND DEALERS GENERALLY, FOSTER, HILSON & CO., Makers Cor. 39th St. and First Avenue, rhe. 1f your dealer does not keep them order dicen of us. ln) HROMM an & GRAY: Irinestin tone ts touchand finish fap PIANOS == esvasiionnevay) Merits. 8 343 to 649 BWAY, over Arcade to Depot. ALBANY, W. ¥. Selected by Musicians in prot sen CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. It vas in mootual confidences dot friendshkips finds herself a two hant counsin. It vas in der oxberience of much sorrowfulness dot pride vas get her schollobs took off. Der young feller dot vas an anchor for a shtreet cor- ner or a beer barrels don’d likely to been a great suc- ceed in dis life. Der feller dot makes his tongue vork harder as his hands vas der feller dot got more vater on his prains as he got gelt in his pockets. Hope may been der shpring of all hooman ackdifidy, und a oonifersal comforter, but it vas not more worth as a ready-made production, Angostura Bitters are the best remedy for removing indigestion. Ask your druggist for the genuine, pre- pared by Dr. J. G. Siegert & Sons, + Adiéertising agent—*Your pardon for intruding, madam, but I understand that you have been sick and are now perfectly well, and that during your illness six bottles of Dr. Curem’s elixir was bought at the corner drug-store.” | Madam—"Yes, ‘The nurse who came to take care of me got sick, and ordered the bottles for herself. I did not take any of it.” Advertising agent— “Hmph ! can I see her? Madam—" She's dead” Mew York Weekly, J. S. Parker, Fredonia, N, Y., says, “*Shall not call on you for the one hundred dollars reward, for I believe Mall's Catarrh Cure will cure any case of catarrh. Was very bad.” Write him for particulars. Sold by drug- gists, 75 cents. _ ie At the depot restaurant.— Traveler (rushing in) — “Pie!” “What kind?" “Watcher got?" " Open- faced, kivered and cross-bar—all apple.” "* Take pump- kin."—/arvard Lampoon. Man waz kreated a little lower than the angels; but while an infant he fell one day out ov hiz kradle, and hain’t struk bottom yet.—/osh Billi Clothes do not make the man, but the gay youth fre- quently owes a good deal to his tailor.—Cape Cod Item. DEAF: 1S AND HEAD NOISIS CURED by Pecks Scccensful when all remetic fal. Wike for book of proots FREE. Sold only by F. Hiscox, 883 Broadway, New York, BEST NEW YORK ATTRACTIONS. HARRIGAN'S THEATRE, “Reilly and the qoo."* M. W. Hantry, Manager. Matin6es Wedaesdays and Saturdays. Judge’s National Hotel Guide. pure yoo? 283K qiticura UMORS” OF THE BLOOD, SKIN, AND SCALP, ther itching, bleed burning, jing, scaly, crusted, ly, wy bie or copper'colored. with Jo of halter ‘ample, ‘heredi are speedily, permanent: Iyreconomically, and latalibly cured by ihe Curicoen Resta: tes, consisting of Curicuna, the great Skin Cure, Cunicura Soar, an exquisite Skin Puriber and Beautifier, and Cunicura Rasouvany, the new Blood and Skin Purifier and greatest of Humor Remedies, when the best physicians and all other rem- edies (ail. Curictea Renxpres are the only infallible blood and skin parifers, and daily effect more great cures of blood and skin ‘diseases than all other remedies combined. frgater than the combiged sale of all blood and skin remedies. Sold everywhere. Price, Cunicus, soe 3 Re ‘sovvenr, 81. Prepared by romatiow. Rostox, MAss. ‘Send for ™ How to Cure Skin and Blood Diseases.” ‘Pimples, blackheads, chapped and oily skin prevented, Be Dy Cureens Soar P| ‘Soar, y Porrun Dave ano Cuniicat Con- Backache, kidney pains, weakness, nerve pains, sciatica, ‘and rheumatism relieved in one minute by the celebrated Coricura ANTI-PAIN PLASTER. 25¢. For INTERNAL ap mugh as for E: Fea atte mone Tsidjalao usefat ih me Wre send vee, ‘Dost paid. Ek: JOHSSON & CO., Boston, Masa Do You Suffer ae with Piles? seple “eet beni Medicine roped used and gies, Lowen wt Se ‘eatment St Cure : Books "How to Gare Pilea, fsent free, °We will sare you oF return your money. No humbug about it. (Box 700). CLOBE MEDICINE CO., Cincinnati, 0. orselt ins STEPHEN F. WHITMA lavertors Axo SOLE MANS. =i- che & 308 + NEW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, Fitth Avenue!’ (near) W HOUSE, Busorsan Pian. iE Broadway (corner agth st), New York. H. Bursts & Bxo. - (Opposite New York. Rows $1 a day Srom Grand Central depot per kon Fre EARL & WILSON LINEN COLLARS & CUFFS BEST IN THE WORLD $55, $210 or $320 fr a retail chy DY exproay, prepald west New Vor abd aaatot Benrerot the beat Candies inthe World. But up handsome boxes., All by BOnramicodtectioner, rest OY te St.Chleage HOTEL Overlooking Central Park, Fifth Avenue, 58th and 50th sts, New York. Highest Class. Absolutely FIRE-PROOF On American and European Plans. Within half block 6th Ave. Elevated R. R. terminus. 5th Ave. Stages and Cross Town Cars pass doors. JUDGE nusian’ BLACK INK SIGMUND ULLMAN 538 PEARL ST | MANSION HoUs | ST. JAMES HOTEL, Ev. Pun. ALBANY, N.Y. KENMORE, H. J. & F.W. Rockwau. Am. plan. $3, up. UROPEAN HOTEL, Maiden Lai NORTHAMPTON, MASS. ‘Annnican Pia. Jos. P. Mane. $2. up, NASHVILLE, TENN. THF. DUNCAN, C. D. Coutins & Co. $3 to $5. SPRINGFIELD, ILL. LELAND HOTEL, Am. Piax. N. B. Wicciws. $2.; BALTIMORE, MD. 0. FLADAMS._$1.50.Up. UINCY, ILL. FLETCHER’S TREMONT HOUSE. $ to $2.50 per day. 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