Judge — June 13, 1891 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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A little girl is mentioned by the Indianapolis News = who, in order to prove that it is wrong to cut off the Winstow's Sootuine Syrup for Children tails of horses and dogs, quoted the scriptural injunc- soothes the child, softens the gums, allays tion, "* What God has joined together let no man put | ai! pains cures wind colic and diarrhoea. 25 cents a asunder, Boule’ DO NOT MAKE YOUR PLANS FOR THE SUMMER Governor Hogg of Texas has three bright children, until you have seen a copy of the elegant brochure soon | two girls and a boy, whose names respectively are Ima to be issued by the Hotel del Coronado (the largest re- | Hogg, Ura Hogg and Moore Hogg. ‘These names, sort hotel in the world), Coronado Beach, San Diego | the public is told, were bestowed by Governor Hogg county, California. See what Charles Nordhoff writes | himself. This shows that in naming children the gov- of Coronado Beach as a summer resort. ‘This beautiful | ¢mor is the biggest hog of all.—/owa State Register. book will be sent postpaid upon application to E. S. a Babcock, manager. Watts—"1 hear you were at the prize-fight last — night.” Potts —"* Why, certainly.” Watts— tis not Joaquin Miller has written an article on "* How to lace to take care of another man’s conscience ; get married happily and stay married.” It has become really, now, do you thiak a ecftizen tn, good stadia our duty at times to criticise Mr. Miller's poetry with | ought to encourage such disgraceful exhibitions?" just severity, but really this is no reason why Mr. Miller | Pofts—"T had no idea it was going to be such a dis- Should in such a malignant spirit try to break down |. graceful affair, or I should never have gone. Why, one of Chicago's most flourishing industries. —Chicago | there wasn't a blow struck hard enough to smash a fly. 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