Judge, 1891-04-18 · page 12 of 16
Judge — April 18, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with minimal editorial cartoon content. The page consists almost entirely of commercial advertisements for products like soap, cigars, typewriters, and patent medicines. The one identifiable **satirical element** is "Carl Pretzel's Philosophy"—a recurring humor feature using a German-accented character dispensing folksy wisdom ("Der conscience of much many mens vas vear too big a load"). This represents period humor relying on ethnic dialect comedy, common in late 19th-century American publications. The advertisements themselves reveal era-specific concerns: Kirk's Soap claims enormous sales figures, "Dr. Deane's Dead-Sure Pills" promise miracle cures, and Crosby's Vitalized Phosphites marketed as "food for brain and nerves"—typical snake-oil remedies of the Gilded Age. The page contains **no political satire or substantive editorial cartooning**—it's a commercial product designed to generate revenue rather than commentary.
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It may be interesting to many to know that the wonderful , iran of Kirk's Javenile , Toilet Soap has run its sales ys the enormous a mount of 9,769,497 ‘per annum tn dicating that ‘ost popular Soap in the Cites who are ac- ay now that tt te fe cour fort in which pee tators "will notice ndaced to take t nearly t0 plea bath or toilet a on why they ¢ oo ‘y ehould not go ould be towhich . and all ig while to adver con talning f to be and it emany Erprrped tit inst ani OX Nhe” tant in the world for all. [t is told everywhere, ta. If it cannot ‘be obtained at you store send 25 cents in stamps to the manufacturers Jas. 8. Kirk 4° Co, Chicago, [IL, and acake will be sent by return mail. ‘They manufacture Shandon Bella, the only perfame. sllfrcn Hou Smoked _ by Connoisseurs. On Galo at all Popular Clubs, Cafes, Hotels, ang poneaes cinmeatty. FOSTER, HILSON & CO. Makers, Cor, 39th St. & First Avenue, - New York. P. S. —If your dealer does not keep them order direct of us, Bend for our Tjust'd Catalorue EES Handsome of Folding Boats and Canoes. | Cor ACHE FOLDING BOAT CO, Miamiabarg,o, Compact, NEW YORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON RIVER R. R. only Tronk Line Entering the City of New York, ALL TRAINS ARRIVE AT AND START FROM GRAND CENTRAL STATION, 424 STREET AND FOURTH AVE., NEW YORK. CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CICAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. All genuine CARL UPMANN'S BOUQUET CIGARS have a band bearing his name, as in above cut. This is the finest 10- cent Cigar manufactured in the world. For the past ten years, it has been sold by the leading jobbers in the United States, tnd has steadily lacreased In popularity and volume, haviog Teached in 188) over three a quarter millions; and ft Will reach ve milion Yor ston and oway stands without a Tivaly For sile by all FIRST-CLASS RETAILERS in the Principal cities throughout AMERICA, It is manufactured in fwo sires BOUQUET EXTRAS, packed 2s and so in.a box, and BOUQUET LON DRES, packed roo ina box.” If you de- sire a fragrant and delicious smoke, equaltomany IMPORTED Soeent cigars: the BOUQUET will surely please you, and the tame of UPMANN, when every cigar bears shoud Be a suf Gent guarantee of iis high standard quality to satisly the most fous consumer. GREAT RESULTS Senate ently Magazine Fun. Present circulation 75,000. Rates on appil @ARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Der conscience of much many mens vas vear too big a load. Tt vas oney der awful schoundrel dot would lie him self at der point of death. Dhere vas noting so goot to follow as goot atfices. It dooks you der smooth roat ofer. «Der second-hant cousin of high-ub interest vas se- ooridies dot don'd vas pooty goot. Dot's besser you don'd cultifate much long der flower of efery gratification till der shmell of dot vos gone out. Der shplaidest pleasures of dis life vas unsphokably illoominated by der sympady of der great Arkidet of der ooniferse. THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA COMPANY, of 31 and 33 Vesey street, New York, does indeed sup- ply the great American tea as it is sold in every part of The United States, and always with complete satisfaction, St. Peter (to college man, who has been loafing around) —** Won't you come in?” College man (absent- mindedly)—"* What's the limit ?"—Harvard Lampoon. Are you weak and debilitated from illness and the use of drugs? Stop drugging and go to 26 Vesey street, New York, and get a bottle of old Brotherhood Port of 1856. Pure wine is the best tonic. Mrs, de Style—" That cloak is just lovely! so soft and warm. Isit fashionable?” Dealer —"* No, ma'am ; it’s called the common-sense cloak.” Mrs. de Style (with a sigh)—"'Let me see your Parisian shoulder capes."—New York Weekly. Returned to mother earth, all skin and bones, Lie the remains of little Tommy Jones ; Vho e’en was laid to rest beneath this hummock, Thro’ taking too much taffy on his stomach. Minneapolis Tribune, of proots FRE by Decks NESS AND HIAD WISTS CURED by Successful when all Femi fail Werke for book «Bold only by F. Hiscox, B83 Broadway, New York, ticura Ge see # Ba fia MPLEXI Hons oust HANDs ¥ Humors. AD COMPLEXIONS, WITH PIMPLY, BLOTCHY, oily skin, Red, Rough Hands, with chaps, painful finget cads and shapeless nails and simple Baby Humors prevented imide celebrly, fe is enply incomparable a8 2 Skin Puriying le celebrity, it is einply incom as a Skin Purifying Soap, unequaled for the ‘Toilet and without a rival for the Nourse.» Abeotately pues delicately medicated: eavuaieiy perfumed, Curicura ye mpltet, learest akin Bea softesc hands, and prevents indammation and cloning of the pores, the cause of pimples, blackheads, and most comp! disigurations, while it admits of no comparison with the Se ote f skin soaps, and rivals in delicacy the most noted ‘and expensive of toilet and nursery soaps. Ina word it purifies, beautifies and preserves the skin as no other soap does, and hence Htasale is greater than the ‘Sold throughout the civilized world. Price, asc. ‘Send for" How to Cure Skin and Blood Diseases.” ‘Address Porrun Dxvc ax Cuzsticat Conroxation, Proprie- tors, Boston, Massachusetts, U. S.A. ‘Aching sides and back, weak kidneys, weak muscles, nerve Pas ‘and rheumatism relieved in one minute by the jelebrated Curicuaa AxTHPAIN PLASTER, 35¢- EverYMor HER Should Have it rears The pesee TAKE IT, should, Mave 2¢ LEAR! sore aren ona Cok cs tame Aa nota bined sales of all other skin soaps. DROPPED Cormpinint: Cs rien, Verve ie Sombe Ss ee Fiend 2 A “‘DEAD-SURE” CURE. RAs tice as not we gn send a testimonial EANE Siu YSPEPS|Ax P I L L SE minute when you can suffer another tasamplebottle by mail For ten cents, Droggists. DR. J. A. DEANE & CO., CATSKILL, N.Y. ANAURIOUS WRITING “XXX” BARREL PENS. Ball-Pointed. HEWITT’S PATENT. The “XXX" Barrel Pens are made of the finest Sheffield rolled steel, are beautifully finished, and glide over the paper like a lead pencil. May be had with fine or medium points at 35 cents per box, of all stationers, or THE AMERICAN NEWS COMPANY, NEW YORK, and Branches. <SUBSTITUTES= phosphites, composed of prevent disease, with testisaonials from leading phy Por sale by Druggists. Sent by mail 6) from BW. Ww. THE SPECIAL FOOD FOR BRAIN AND NERVES. GROSBY’S WITALIZED PHOSPHITES. Prepared according to Prof. Percy's formula, Is the only preparation of the 1 ‘elementsas they exist in the Auman brain and nerves, the principle necessary to restore and sustain mental and physical powers and ans, the eminent 1 aed ‘educators sent free. 268th ST., None genuine without Rb Utica printed on the label: “IMPROVEMENT THE ORDER OF THE AGE. THE SMITH PREMIER TYPEWRITER. 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