Judge — March 28, 1891 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“ Tse I'am two nickels out, Said Charles, and wheeled his chair about To sneeze the smoke the other way. This poor tobacco doe: Then up spoke Jack: ** The cat never to my health and mind. moke the kind for king or queen— My don't you get the NickgL-1n 2” Cigars for sale only at our stores. The average wife hates to ask her husband for money, and in most cases he hates to have her.—Somerville Journal, ‘When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, ‘When sho was a Child, she cried for Castoria. ‘When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When ahe had Children, she gave them Castoria. Weeks—""Well, how are things over in, Boston? Have they named any new pie Aristotle yet?" Went- man— No-o. But Uheard a man there ask for a Plato Christian Register. Mrs, Winstow’s Sorina Syrur for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea. 25 cents a bottle. says, ‘' The toothsome mince pie has quite a pedigree." We knew there was something in it mighty hard to digest, but never once suspected it was a pedigree.—Norristown Herald, A household journa Cure DANDRUFF —AND— REVENT BALDNESS Piysictans tell us that the chief requirement of the hair is cleanliness—thorough shampooing for wo- men oncea fortnight, and formen oncea week; and that the best agent for the purpose is ACKER’S Tar Soap, One of Nature's Remedies and the IDEAL TOI- LET, BATH and SHAMPOOING SOAP. It is remarkably pure, mild and curative; yields a profuse, white, balsamic lather: cleanses and soothes the irritated scalp and promotes vigorous growth of hair. 2g cents. All Druggists. Sample half-cake, ro cents in stamps. Mention JUDGE. THE PACKER MFG CO., 100 FULTON ST.,N. Y. Blank Books NSOLS <=: All kinds kept in Stock and made to order by Findler & Wibel, 146 Nassau St, New York. VERY BEST ALL-TOBAC TOBACCO On ‘easter ies eMOKE: NO OTHER. CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Nefer don'd vind der wrong end of a moots tail ub Der rule dot vas vorked pooty vell both vays vas det skool-master's shtick. Tt vas der langwages of a goose dot makes destruc- BROKER'S BITTERS since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, wheth- er taken pure or with wines or liquors or other cordials. Optician —* Myopia has caused divergent squint in one eye and Thompson's disease has caused convergent | tions mit Rome. Dis vas a warnin’ to dudes. repeats in eee eye.” Bowles free I ele a SS - third eye we pace repays Nite omally pita (En 180 -/ORCICTAS I ones gaved, al teme mademER cuaeinte? Salvation’ Oil, the great pain-cure. Only 25 cents. Why use all the herbs, stews, etc? Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup cures coughs and colds. Ladies take Angostura Bitters generally when they feel low-spirited. ‘It brightens them up. Dr. Siegert & Sons, sole manufacturers, At all druggists. With trembling voice, though ardent look, He faintly asked her could she cook. She owned she could, and, bolder grown, He asked her if she'd be his own. ‘Indeed ?” said she, with her nose a-curl ; ‘« I supposed you were wanting a hired Leen a iratienapelissjonteal 9 Texas ‘man — By George! Jim Bludlet has been hung at last.” New - Yorker —"* Who's Jim Bludlet ?" Texas mai Bludlet! He's killed twenty-four men in his time.” Mew Yorker —"* What did they hang him for—killing another man?” Texas man— “Naw! He stole a hoss."—Zexas Siftings. The attention of our readers ts called to the striking warning against the use of impure scops presented in this number The J. B. Williams Co., whose reputation for purity of product 4s well known to con- ‘sumers of shaving soapp the world over. Those desiring full information regard- ing their goods and samples for their own use, or for the purpose of inducing thelr an article of known purity delicacy, should address correspondence to Tho J. B. Williams Co,, Glastonbury, Conn, MAKERS OF THE FAMOUS GENUINE YANKEE SHAVING SOAP. 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