Judge — March 21, 1891 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Priest —"* Well, Dennis, you're married, I hear. I'm cry glad of it, How do you and your wife get along gether?" Dennis —"* Well, yer riverence, Oi tink € get along besht togither whin we're apart."—Boston vurier. THAT “ TELEGRAM" ADVERTISEMENT, The JunGe wishes to congratulate Messrs. Bouvé, Crawford & Co. of Boston, proprietors of the celebrated Crawford shoe, on the originality they displayed in wing a telegram accurately reproduced in Jupce’s ulvertising columns two weeks ago. ‘I'he advertise- vent attracted wide-spread favorable comment and was productive of big business. It will mark a new era in Ivertising, and the idea in various forms will be copied cverywhere__E, T, Howard, the alert advertising agent, mune building, New York, placed the ad. and care: ly watched its mechanical production. “You have been fighting, my son,” said the alder- in of the ‘Steenth ward severely. ‘* Yes, sir," re- ied the boy ; “the dirty little scoundrel onthe ‘other ide of the street told me you'd sell your vote in the council any time for a hundred dollars, and I chugged sim one on the j “That was right, my son,” said the alderman. ine hundred dollars ""— and he spoke ssith much emphasis and decision—"* would be no temp- Chicago Tribune, ‘The Sohmer Piano factory is kept busy night and day to supply the immense demand for this wonderful in- strument. Its success is phenomenal in the history of the piano-trade, and the leading professional artists, the world over, are ever bestowing glowing encomiums upon it, which its beautifal and faultless construction fully entitles it to. In these days of competition an article must be, indeed, perfect to excel, ‘The unparalleled sales of the Sohmer during the past fully demonstrate the fact that it has achieved a reputation which prom- ises to be as enduring as the love for music itself, Merit is always appreciated and meets its own reward ; and we are glad to know that the efforts of Sohmer & Co. to furnish a piano second to none in the world have been crowned with unprecedented success, She was dressed in the pink of perfection And carried @ big bouquet ; But beneath the electric reflection She merely looked passe. Still she led in a stately cotillion, And spun in the giddy waltz ; She was said to be worth a cool mi ni, And this hid all that was false. 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