Judge, 1891-03-21 · page 12 of 20
Judge — March 21, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page consists primarily of **advertisements and brief joke fillers** rather than political cartoons. The substantial satirical content is minimal. The notable humor pieces include: 1. **The "Tramp" joke**: A beggar's logic about compensation—if he received ten cents for one leg, he should get twenty for two. This satirizes absurd reasoning and possibly mocks charitable giving practices. 2. **The "Miranda" domestic joke**: A husband's exasperated comment that his daughter needs a loud instrument to drown out her singing voice—standard Victorian-era domestic satire about women's musical abilities. 3. **The "barrel disguise" joke**: A man hiding under a barrel to avoid women following him—likely satirizing vanity or courtship customs of the era. The page is otherwise dominated by product advertisements for cigars, beer, typewriters, beef extract, and other period goods, suggesting this is a typical issue of *Judge* where commercial sponsorship supported satirical content.
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It may be interesting to many to know that the wonderful popularity of Kirk's Javenile . Tollet Soap has run ite sales to the enormous a mount of 2,762,427 annum in dicating that Soap in the who are ac- that it is fort in which tators notice to take £0 plea toilet a they o not go aston to which, and all while © adver taining’ incre surely murcha old it a eeases atre far exceed t ‘that such may ‘the fo the world for all sold everywhere, ta, If it cannot ‘be obtained at you store send 25 cents in stamps to the manufacturers Jas. 8. Kirk & Co, Chicago, [1L, and a cake will be sent by return mail) ‘They manufacture Shandon Bells, the only perfame, Tramp— My ard says ye jist guv him ten cents fer havin’ one leg.” 8. Nevolent—' Yes; Idid.” Tramp —"'Gimme twenty, won't yer? I've got two."—Good News. GOOD FORTUNE FOR THE CALIGRAPH TYPE- WRITER. 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Drink nothing else. ‘I say, Bill, wot makes you go'round with that there barrel over yer ‘ed ?" **T'se got ter do it ter disguise myself. The gals foller me so I'’se obliged “Don't you think it is time for Miranda to learn to play on some musical instrument, Edward?” asked Mrs, Sharp of her husband as the notes of their daughter's “* What a beautiful trill that bird has, Rather extra- | voice floated in from an adjoining room. ** Yes,” replied ordinary, isn’t it?” ‘No, I had him down in the Jer- sey flats'all last summer and he gets his trill from his ague."—Lpoch, Edward, with conviction, ‘I do; but it should be some loud instrument, to drown her voice."—Louis. ville Journal. A STYLISH TURNOUT REQUIRES A HANDSOME HARNESS, AND a handsome ie harness requires the continued use of & MILLER’S HARNESS CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CIGAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. All genuine CARL UPMANN'S BOUQUET CIGARS have a band bearing his name, as in above cut. 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