Judge — February 28, 1891 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE SENTENCES PASSED BY THE JUDGE. THE less people know of a subject or an object the more they are inclined to talk. It remains to the lover and the idealist to transmute defects of character and of person into qualities. When a child breaks her dearest toy, and after a period of mourning vainly attempts to cement the broken pieces, it is then that she is for the first time con- fronted with the everlasting nay. Sincerity is the perfect armor. It hath neither cracks nor joints, is of light weight, fine temper, and if rightly fashioned hath an air of modest bravery which makes it the most gallant in the field. THE LATIN OF IT. A-me{re) of kisses, love, I do entreat ; A-mas of these alone makes life complete; A-mat on which to stand your dainty feet— Oh, love, this conjugation is too sweet ! KATHRINE GROSJEAN. DOUBLE - SIGHTED, Gentleman (who has been nearly overturned by a somewhat inebriated individual) —“ What is the matter; are you blind?” Inebriated individual—On the contrary, my dear sir, I even see double and wanted to pass between both of you.” : NO RECIPROCITY, Fatuer— Tommy, why don't you go and see your little dead \d, Johnny Smith?" ‘omMy —** Because he won't come and see me when /'m dead. THE LITERARY TEETER. FEBIAY back in lovely childhood, oh, a teeter was the thing To fill your soul with rapture at each thrilling upward spring And the only single drawback that your joyous heart could know Was the queerish way you felt sometimes as Down’ You'd Go. But years commanded properness, especially to girls, When you had to comb your back hair out and put your front in curis; ‘And as you tall and taller grew the dear old" Let her scoot ot You'd Up ‘You used to yell was modified as You never can forget it, that last see-saw that So come, you little verse-makers, and you who id ‘want to be, ‘os Dick Brown was tack, 4 great, tall man, who Just chooue your partners as you did in those went away a lad He called and caught you teetering— you wished your face was hid ; You felt too mean for anything as Down slid. But once again, friends of my youth, ‘tis proper to see-saw ; First Riley set one fashion, and now is made this Law ‘That the other siope is“ quite the proper caper" too, to cut, Rat. New Nice And it's mighty easy running up a ‘old days of glee. If you can't write wo ways, you see, why just write one, And let the “ other ender" put one * Down— It's Done. ™ Teeter-tater, milk and water ;" oh, our muse is Blted with joy ? For the poet:biood 1s boiling in each old-time irl and boy. Just dip your pens, my poets, in this new poetic bling This, Like And when lines get out of metre scoot ‘em ARISTINE. ANDERSON, -AKE—"*Ticket for Pecosset, Rhode islan'.” ‘Air line?” Mx. Conecake—"* Blame it, no! Steam cars.” THE VIGOROUS HAIR TONIC, Little Freddy's surprise for mamma, comicbooks.com