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Judge — January 31, 1891 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and directory listings**, not a satirical cartoon section. The main content includes: 1. **Product advertisements** for Van Houten's Cocoa, railroad travel services, and various hotels across America 2. **A humorous anecdote** about a Georgia politician willing to spend $500 to win a $300/year county office, satirizing the absurdity of political ambition and corruption—common Judge magazine fare mocking American politics 3. **Short satirical quips** (typical of Judge's style): jokes about railroad safety being random, about teaching pretty girls to skate, and about Dr. Koch's lymph interfering with "home consumption" 4. **Judge's National Hotel Guide** and business directories There are **no identified political figures or caricatures** visible. The page reflects late 19th-century publication mixed content—humor scattered among advertising that subsidized the magazine's publication.
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SOLUBLE, Delicious. AN THE STANDARD COCOA OF THE WORLD, A SUBSTITUTE FOR TEA & COFFEE. Easily Digested—Made Instantly. Hovrens st & Goes Farthest— Largest Sale in the World—Once ‘Tried, Always Used.” HIGHEST AWARDS AT PRINCIPAL EXHIBITIONS, The Original—Take no other. OCOA 101 TEXAS, MEXICO, CALIFORNIA. Famous for their Winter resorts, are reached by the fast trains of the Tron Mountain Route, which carry through Pull: man Buffet Sleeping Cars from St Louis to Dallas, Ft, Worth falveston, San Anvonio, Laredo and El Paso, with only one ice to the City of Mexico or Californian points. Round trip tickets now on sale at greatly reduced rates. Ticket offices. rth Fourth Street and Union Depot, 8t. Louis, Mo, Railroad statistics show that no one car on a train is safer than another. Sometimes the last car is the only one to drop through a bridge, and again the first coach climbs on top of the baggage-car. Pay your fare, have faith, and take your chances. Of the forty-two men hung last year none were ever hurt in a railroad acci- dent. —Delroit Free Press. On your next trip west patronize the New York Cen- tral and Hudson River railroad, and enjoy the advan- tages of departing from Grand Central station, traveling ay, along the Hudson— America’s most picturesque and beautiful river—via Niagara Falls, the world's greatest cataract, or along the south shore of Lake Erie, in new Wagner vestibule trains, with unsurpassed service and equipment. “It's a curious world,” sighed a Georgia politician, according to the Atlanta Constitution, as he knocked the ashes from his cigar and gazed thoughtfully out of the hotel window. ‘In what way?" asked his com- panion, “* Well, politically,” was the reply. ‘I know a dozen men in’ my county who have left home, wife, children, business—everything—to run after a miserable county office which isn't worth three hundred dollars a year.” And for such an office they are willing to pay ive hundred dollars!" ‘By the way, colonel,” said is companion, "' what office are you running for now 7” “Coroner, sir !" shouted the colonel, ‘and I'll have it if it costs me a thousand dollars.” Tt has been ascertained at last why Dr. Koch's lymph should pay a duty. It interferes with home consump- tion.—New Haven Register. The trains of the Springfield line between Boston and New York leave either eity at nine and eleven a-m., and four and eleven p.m. ‘The four and eleven p.m. trains run daily. Dining-car between Boston and Springfield on four p.m. trains, It is great fun teaching a pretty girl how to skate, and the more successful the teacher is the longer she is in getting to be expert.—Somerville Journal, Judge’s National Hotel Guide. THE GALIFORNIA. Strictly European Pian, Absolutely Fire-proof, The only hotel in San Francisco that has Sun in Rooms the entire day. MagniGcent appointments, unparalleled in Beauty and Brilliancy, Unquestionably the most beautiful and luxuri- ously furnished hotel in America. Every convenience for com- fort of guests. Its cuisine is of a peculiar excellence. Service perfect. HORD & KINZLER, Managers. NEW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, Fifth Avenue (near Washi yeton (0. B. Linny. AM, Fifth Avenue (between a1st and aad N. B. Baxry. SE, Evxori New York. GRAND UNION HOTEL, Grand Central Depot, 42d st), and upwards. HOTEL IMPERIAL, Broadway and sod st Absolutely fire-proof, and without’ doubt the finest hotel in America. Starroxo & Wnrraxen, Proprietors. PLAN, Broadway (corner agth J. H. Bresux & Bro, TROFEAN PLAN. Opposite jew York. Rooms $1 a day Baggage to and from Grand Centra! depot MACHINE SHOP FOR SALE. Dotng good business and thoroughly equipped for turning out all Kinds of irwt-clasa work, Owner haa other business. Address ‘J.P. RANDERSON, No. #8 Quay St, Albany, N.Y, ALBANY, N. Y. H. J. & F. W. Rocxwatt. Am. plan. $3. up. EUROPEAN HOTEL, Maiden Lane, Albany. LOCKPORT, N. ¥ THE GRAND, W.C. Comstock’ prop. and upwards. END for Information concerning Rates In FRANK LESLIE'S NEWSPAPER, Judge Publishing Co., 110 Fifth Avenue, New York. KANSAS CITY, MO. MIDLAND HOTEL, Fine Proor. C. M. Hitt. $3. up. NORTHAMPTON, MASS. MANSION HOUSE, Awunican Pax. Jos. P. Manz. $2. up. CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA. WRIGHT'S HOTEL, A. D.Wricir. $2.50 and upwards. NASHVILLE, TENN. THE DUNCAN, C. D. Coutixs & Co, $3 to $5. BEST NEW YORK ATTRACTIONS. ACADEMY. Denman Thom} Sat. Mat. at 2. foshua Whitcomb. ‘Evenings at 8:15. GARDEN THEATRE, Mr, Ricwax MAaxsrinip in “Beau Brummel.” HARRIGAN'S THEATRE. M. W. Haxw “Reilly and the goo." Matineés Wednesdays as PROCTOR'S 2x4 ST. THEATRE. “Men and Women.” Evenings at 8.15. HOTEL Overlooking Central Park, Fifth Avenue, 58th and 50th ets., Now York. Highest Class. Absolutely FIRE-PROOF On American and European Plans. Within half block 6th Avo. Elevated R, R, terminus, 5th Ave. Stages and Cross Town Cars pass doors, psitl¥E CuRE WE MAKE THE CIGAR, YOU MAKE THE SMOKE. Tiger Cubana ‘The BEST Cigar. Five cts, each ; socts. per bundle. Ask L MILLER & SONS, 149 CHAMBERS ST., HIBBARD'S RHEUMATIC SYRUP. Rheumatism Conquered. Can furnish names of sooo cases cured. Beware of Imitation, None Renulne without red seal on package. Pampbiet ree. Charles Wright Medicine Co.,Detroit, Mich. your dealer for them. I. Y., MANUFACTURERS, To Enjoy a Cup of Perfect Tea. A Trial Order of 3}; Ibs. of Fine Tea, ¢ither Oolong. Japan, Iraperial,Gunpowder, i, Mixed, English Breakfast, Sup-Sun Chop, or an assortment, seat by. ‘mail on receipt of $2.00. Be particular and state what kind of Tea you want. Greatest inducements ever offered to get orders for our celebrated Teas, Coffees and Baking Powder. Address THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., P 0, Box ao, 38 and 33 Vesey Street. New York. THE Gre atAmenicen F 6 J j ILES FOR JUDGE. HE SIMPLEST and strongest File made, Will not deface the centre oon, and allows each paper to be re- oved singly. ach File will hold twenty-six issues, or one volume, Price by Mail, Postage Pald, 95¢. Tue Jovee Pusuisuine Co. JUDGE BUILDING, (0 Fifth Avenue, - - NEW YORK CITY. DANVILLE, VA. WRIGHT'S HOTEL, A. D. Wricnr. $2.50 and upwards, SPRINGFIELD, ILL. LELAND ROTEL, Au. PLax._N.B. Wiccins. $2.50 to 8). BALTIMORE, MD. ST. JAMES HOTEL, Ev. Piax. Geo. F.Apaus_ $1.50up, SHENDUN, VA. WRIGHT'S HOTEL, A. D. Weicnt. $2.50 and upwards, UINCY, ILL. FLETCHER'S TREMONT HOUSE. $2 to $2.50 per day DENVER, COL. THE AMERICAN, W. F. Srexny._§3.s0 to $3 er Cav. SAVANNAH, GA. THE MARSHALL, H. N. Fisn, proprietor. WASHINGTON, D. C. WILLARD'S.—Send 2 stamps for guide free. 0. T. Staruzs, THE HOTEL ARNO, NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE. THE PALACE HOTEL OF THE CAPITAL. “THE HOME FOR NEW YORKERS IN WASHINGTON.” 22 ax CORLISS. BRAND & & LINEN COLLARS AND CUFFS CORRECT STYLES BEST QUALITY. PERFECT FITTING ORDER Established 1813. SLEIGNS J.GOOLD CO.,F ADI ALBANY, N.Y. Ju dge’s li b rary. Monthly Circulation 75,000 ‘copies. Best the money in the wide, wide world. advertising medium for Rates on tion, CHOCOLAT MENIER ASK FO R IT EVERYWHERE FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING Co., FIFTH AVENUE. NEW YoRrK. comicbooks.com