Judge, 1891-01-24 · page 15 of 16
Judge — January 24, 1891 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page contains **primarily advertisements** rather than political cartoons. The main visual content is a large Cuticura Remedies ad featuring an illustrated crying baby, promoting skin treatments for infant eczema and other conditions. The page includes two **brief humorous anecdotes** (not cartoons): 1. A "tramp" joke where a vagrant refuses expensive cigars offered by a lady after accepting dinner, preferring a pipe and cabbage—satirizing working-class pride and the awkwardness of charity. 2. A romantic scene where a young man kisses a woman on a stairwell; she deflects by saying he's "lost his head" after claiming to have lost his heart—a mild Victorian-era sexual propriety joke about impulsive male behavior. The bulk of the page features hotel advertisements and product promotions typical of Judge magazine's era. The Cuticura ad's emphasis on preventing infant suffering reflects late 19th/early 20th-century anxieties about children's health and emerging consumer medicine marketing.
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Tramp---!' Thankee, mum ; it’s a fine diuner you've iven me, mum. ‘There's only one thing more I'd ask in th’ world, an’ that’s a smoke.” Kind lady—"* You can have that, and welcome. ‘There is a box of cigars in the closet which | gave my husband for a Christmas” — Tramp (hastily) —‘* Never mind, mum, I've t a pipe, an’ | saw an old cabbage down the road."— ‘New York Weekl I saw them on the stairway, in a cozy nook and dim \ dainty little maiden with ‘bright eyes and figure slim, And sitting close beside her—'twas a very narrow place— \ man who fanned her slowly and watched her pretty face. He gently pressed her fingers and said he'd lost his leart, And told her how he loved her ; he swore they'd never part. And then—I do not blame him, she looked so very sweet— He drew her gently downward and kissed her rosy cheek. Of course the little maiden thought this was very bold, But for worlds she would not say so lest he should think her cold, Vet she whispered to him shyly, while blushing deepest red, “A moment since you lost your heart, but now you've lost your head.” —W.D. Y. in Yale Record. \ Species sien tera erie Patses red wom Ee NEW and NOVEL DISSOLVED and removed from the system. Stricture ‘No instruments, ce, Re ‘Address Physician, Box 761, Pro judge's National Hotel Guide. THE GALIFORNIA. Strictly European Plan. Absolutely Fire-proof. ‘The only hotel in San Francisco that has Sun in Rooms the entire day. | Magnificent appointments, un and Brilliancy. Unquestionably the most ously furnished hotel in America. Every co (or forvof guests. Its cuisine is of @ peculiar excellence. ‘Service perfects HORD & KINZLER, Managers. NEW YORK CITY. mREvooRT a Filet Avenue (near: Washington How BABIES SUFFER When their tender Sxrns are literally On Frre with ItcHinc anp Burnino Eczemas and other Itching, Scaly, and Blotchy Skin and Scalp Diseases, none but mothers realize. To know that a single application of the Cuticura Remedies will, in the great _Majority of cases, afford instant and complete relief, permit rest and sleep, and point to a permanent and economical (because so speedy) cure, and not to use them without a moment’s delay, is to be guilty of positive inhumanity. No greater legacy can be bestowed upon a child than a skin without blemish and a body nourished with pure blood. CUTICURA Remedies are the greatest skin cures, blood purifiers, and humor remedies: are absolutely pure, and may be used from infancy to age, from pimples to scrofula, with the most gratifying and unfailing success. TREATMENT. —CuTicura, the great skin cure, and Cuticura Soap, an exquisite skin purifier and beautifier, externally, instantly allay the most intense itching, burning, and inflammation, soothe and heal raw and irritated surfaces, clear the skin and scalp of crusts and scales, and speedily restore the hair, while Cuticura Resoivenr, the new blood and skin purifier and great- est of humor remedies, cleanses the blood of all impurities and poisonous clements, and thus removes the cause. ‘Au avout rus Buoop, Siwy Scatrs axo Harn” mailed (ree to any address, 64 pages 300 Diseases, Lt y adres 28 lustrations, 190 Teatimonials. A Coricuns Ramgpirs are by . Price, CUTICURA, ‘ENT, $1. of priceless value to mothers, affording i se ‘not obtainable elsewhere. sold everywhere. ‘UTICURA SOAP, asec; Curicuta RESOLY- Porter Davo axp Cummicat ConronaTion, Roston. Facial Blemishes, "i? bactheeds red, rough, and cily skin and hands, and simple humor 7 and skin blemishes of infanc ry and childhood are prevented and cured by that most effective of all Skin Purifiers and Beautifiers, the celebrated Cuticura Soap. lncomparably superior to all other skin and complexion soaps, while rivalling in delicacy and purity the most expensive of toilet and nursery soaps. The only preventive of inflammation and clogging of the pores, the cause of most facia! Sar dsher, Sale greater than the combined sale cf all other skin soaps. Sold throughout the world. Price, ase SEY HOUSE, Euvortan Puan, Broadway (corner 29th jew sor JH. Brrstin & Bro. HOTEL, Evxornax Pcan, Opposite and Centeal Depot: sad at), New Vore. Rams Qe day and upwards, Baggage to and from Grand Central depot HOTEL IMPERIAL, Broadway and pd st, Absolutely tre-proot, and without doubt the Snest hotel in America, ‘Starrono & Wurraxen, Proprietors. ALBANY, N. Y. ‘Am. plan._ $3, up. KEELER'S EUROPEAN HOTEL, Maiden Lane, Albany. LOCKPORT, N. Y. THE GRAND, W. C. Comstock, prop. $2. and upwards. KANSAS CITY, MO. MIDLAND HOTEL, Fine Proor. C. M. Hit. $5, up. NORTHAMPTON, MASS. MANSION HOUSE, Awrnican Puan. Jos. P. Mann. $2. up. CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA. WRIGHT'S HOTEL, A.D. Weicwr, $2.50 and upwards. NASHVILLE, TENN. THF. DUNCAN, C.D. Cottins & Co. $3 to $5. DANVILLE, VA, WRIGHT'S HOTEL, A. D. Wricnr. $2.50 and upwards. SPRINGFIELD, ILL. :LAND HOTEL, Aw. Pian. _N.B. Wiccins. $2.50 10 8). BALTIMORE, MD. The trains of the Springfield line between Boston and New York leave either city at nine and eleven a.m., and four and eleven p.m. trains run daily. Springfield on four p.m. trains, extreme severity, ** should be ashamed to be seen myself,” paused and looked with astonishment at the smiling | court and jury.—London Tit-Bits, On your next trip west patronize the New York Cen- tral and Hudson River railroad, and enjoy the advan- tages of departing from Grand Central station, traveling over a great fourrtrack railway, along the Hudso America’s most_pictui + Niagara Falls, the world's greatest cataract, or along the south shore of Lake Erie, in new Wagner vestibule trains, with unsurpassed service and equipment. WEST SHORE RAILROAD, | ‘The four and eleven p.m. Dining-car between Boston and You'll meet him if you haven't yet, He's sure to find you soon or late, The man who saw snow just like this Back in the year of '48.— Buffalo Express. id the legal luminary with | in a great many places where I | and then we and beautiful river—via (N.Y. C..& H. R. R. R. Co., Lessee.) The Remington has set the copy for writing machines for 15 years. It is to-day the Standard and expects in the future, as it has in the past, to lead all others in adding improvements to what will always be the true model of a Typewriter. Wyckoff, Seamans & Benedict, 327 Broadway, New York. ST, JAMES HOTEL, Ev. Pian. Gao. F.Avams $1.50 up. SHENDUN, VA. WRIGHT’S HOTEL, A. D. Weicir. "$2.50 and upwards. Tie Picturesque Route. for Business| and leasure Travel West Shore of World-famed Hodson River, and Through the Mohawk Valley, THROUGH _TRAINS at Service for Albany, Due § Sym Fast tochester, Buffalo, Rigas Fala, Toomey ‘Dewoit, Cacags, $c Lowi, ead al points west. THE HOTEL ARNO, — | cies cessed grmiagsory roo ests NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE. West Shore Railroad call on or address HB. 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