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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, not a satirical cartoon page. The dominant content consists of commercial advertisements for hotels, railroads, cocoa, and patent medicines. The **only joke/cartoon content** is a brief Sunday-school dialogue: a superintendent asks children who led Israel into Canaan; a frightened boy replies "It wasn't I—I just moved here last week from Missouri." The humor relies on the child's misunderstanding the biblical question as an accusation, confusing religious instruction with a local accusation—a common era joke playing on childhood innocence and immigrant mobility. The remainder is boilerplate advertising for Van Houten's Cocoa, the New York Central Railroad, various hotels (California, Hotel Arno, etc.), and "Cooper's Pharmacy" promoting a skin-whitening product—typical commercial content of late 19th/early 20th-century magazines. The page reflects how magazines funded themselves through heavy advertising.

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PURE, SOLUBLE, Delicious. HOUTEN ‘Best & Goes Farthest—Largest Sale in the World—Once Tried, Always Used.” THE STANDARD COCOA OF THE WORLD, A SUBSTITUTE FOR TEA & COFFEE. _ Easily Digested—Made Instantly. UUs. k The Criginal—Take no other. HIGHEST AWARDS AT PRINCIPAL EXHIBITIONS. 101 ‘The trains of the Springfield line between Boston and New Vork leave either eity at nine and eleven a.m., and four and eleven p.m, ‘The four and eleven p.m. trains run daily. Dining-car between Boston and Springfield on four p.m. trains. On your next trip west patronize the New York Cen- tral and Hudson River railroad, and enjoy the advan- tages of departing from Grand Central station, traveling over a great four-track railway, along the Hudson— America's most picturesque and beautiful river—via Niagara Falls, the world's greatest cataract, or along the south shore of Lake Erie, in new Wagner vestibule trains, with unsurpassed service and equipment. Sunday-school superintendent —"" Who led the chil dren of Israel into Canaan? Will one of the smaller boys answer?’ [No reply.] Superintendent (some- sternly)—"* Can no one tell? Little boy on that next to the aisle, who led the children of Israel into Little boy (badly frightened) —"* It wasn't I—I ‘ist moved yere last week f'm Mizzoury."— Chicago Tribune, The Spirit of the Times, of New York, says—"* An extraordinary advance in the use of cocoa seems to have taken place of late years in England, In the house of commons this last session the Right Hon, G. J. Goschen, the chancellor of the exchequer, called attention to it as cause for much of the falling ‘off in the use of coffee. He attributed it in a measure to the position a prepara tion of cocoa known as *Grateful and Comforting’ had taken. In accord with this suggestion it may be inter- esting to follow the course cocoa has taken in England since 1832, when the duty which had been standing at (xi. per ib., with an importation of over half a million pounds, was reduced to 2d. per Ib., and not long after we find the homeopathic doctrine of medicine intro- uiced into the kingdom, and that the use of cocca was specially advocated by physicians adopting that mode { practice. Soon after we find the first homeopathic chemists established in England (the firm of James Epps & Co.) produced a special preparation, which only needed boiling water or milk to be at once ready for he table, and the superior character of this production has, no doubt, done much, as the chancellor of the ex- chequer said, ‘to bring about (backed as it was by a further reduction of the duty to td. per Ib.) the advance made.” Though it may be somewhat hard at first to get out of the rut, any man, by a little special and judicious practice, may acquire in a general way the knack of minding his own business.—Oif City Rlizzard. WHO want perfect complexion and soft white skin can receive a SAMPLE bOTTLE Of a perfectly harm: less ion guaranteed to produce such results by inclos ing full name and address with six two-cent stamps to COOPER'S PHARMACY, KINCSTON,N.Y. Judge’s National Hotel Guide. THE CALIFORNIA. Strictly European Plan. Absolutely Fire-proof. The only hotel tn San Francisco that has Sun in Rooms the entire day. Magnificent appointments, unparalleled in Beauty and Brilliancy. Unquestionably the most beautiful and luxurm ously furnished hotel in America. Every convenience for com- | fort of guests. Its cuisine is of a peculiar excellence. Service perfect. HORD & KINZLER, Managers. NEW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, Fifth Avenue (neat Washington square), New York 0. B. Linny. HOTEL GLENHAM, Fifth Avenue (between ist and aad sts), New York. DL_Baxny. GILSEY HOUSE, Evxorman Pan, liroadway (corner 29th st), New York. J. He Beestin & Bro. GRAND_UNION HOTEL, Ecxovean Pian. Opposite Grand Central Depot, 42d st), New York. Kooms $1 @ day and aproards, Baez to and from Grand Central defo! ree. HOTEL IMPERIAL, Broadway and yad st. Absolutely fire-proof, and without doubt the finest hotel in America Starroxo & Wurraxer, Proprietors. ALBANY, N. Y. MORE, H. J. & F. W. Rockwatt. Am. plan. $3. up. DPEAN HOTEL, Maiden Lane, Albany. LOCKPORT, N. Y THE GRAND. W. C. Comstock, prop. $2, and upwards. KANSAS CITY. MO, MIDLAND HOTEL, Fie Proor. C. M. Hu. NORTHAMPTON, MASS. MANSION HOUSE, Asmnican Puas._Jos. P. Manx. $2. up. CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA. WRIGHT'S HOTEL, A. D.Wnicnr 82.50 and upwards. NASHVILLE, TENN. THY. DUNCAN, C. D. Cottins '& Co. $3 to $5. DANVILLE, VA, WRIGHT'S HOTEL, A. D. Watcur. $2.0 and upwards, SPRINGFIELD, ILL. ELAND HOTEL, Aw, Puss. . Wiccins BALTIMORE, MD. ST. JAMES HOTEL, Ev. Pian. Gao. F. Avaus. $1.s0up. SHENDUN, VA. WRIGHT’S HOTEL, A. D Weicur, $2.50 and upwards, $3. up. $2.50 to $y. NEW YORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON RIVER R. R. ye ‘2 Only Tronk Line Entering the City of New York ALL TRAINS ARRIVE AT AND START FROM GRAND CENTRAL STATION, if STREET AND FOURTH AVE., NEW YORK. JINCY, ILL. FLETCHER’S TREMONT HOUSE. $2 to $2.50 per day DENVER, COL. THE AMERICAN, W. F. Sranny. $2.0 to $3 per day. SAVANNAH, Ga. THE MARSHALL, H.N. Fisn, proprictor. WASHINGTON, D. C. WILLARD'S.—Send 2 stamps for guide free. 0. T. Startas, THE HOTEL ARNO, NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE. THE PALACE HOTEL OF THE CAPITAL. “THE HOME FOR NEW YORKERS IN WASHINGTON. ' ORDER Established 1813. ————— SLEIGNS Jatgany, wey.” EARLY, EANE’S DYSPEPSIA PILLS. A marvelous discovery and a DEAD SURE CURE. oa’ suffer another minute, but send asc. for sample ‘DE. J. A, DEANE & CO. Catskill, N. ¥- PROF. S. V. R. FORD, DISCOVERER OF Pamphlet of Information and Tes- timonials mailed on receipt of stamp. Address 8. V. I. FORD, [Mention this paper] Albany, N.Y. CORLISS BRAND; COLLARS AND CUFFS CORRECT STYLES BEST QUALITY. PERFECT FITTING CARL PRETZEL’S PHILOSOPHY. Dis vorldt would been fery silentood of it vas left to some peoples to shpeak dheir mind, It don’d dook much many troobles for some mens to transmogrify dhemselves into a hooman animals, It vas more worth to done a goot kindness on der inshtep dhen you vait dill der shpurs grow out on dot resolootions. It don'd vas oxactly abbrobriate dot der ledder-car- rier vas hafe a good foice, but it vas oxceedingly besser vhen he got a goot delivery already This sketch of life in Oklahoma is furnished by the Champion City Boomer: ‘There was a little livel sport at the running out of a claim-jumper, ‘uesday He showed fight and the boys went further than was first intended and tarred and feathered him. We learn that next day he was shot by a near-sighted sportsman, who mistook him for an ostrich.” Mother —"* Bobby, didn't I tell you twice not to whistle? If you don’t stop immediately I shall lay you across my knee and spank you.” Bobby —"* Oh, shame, ma! That would be desecration.” Mother —"* Dese- cration?. Why?” Bobby—"* Didn't Reverend T. Chalmers Easton said in the discourse which he delivered in Calvary church ?” “What are you alluding to?" Bobby — said, ‘There is no altar like a mother’s knee. WEST SHORE RAILROAD. ~ (N.Y.C.& H.R. R.R. Co, Lesszz.) The Picturesque Route for Business and Pleasure Travel —Vie— West Shore of World-famed Hudson River, and Through the Mohawk Valley. THROUGH TRAINS —WITH— Fast Service for Albany, Utica, § », Rochester, Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Toronto, Detroit, Chicago, St. Louis, and all points west. Magniscent sleeping and drawing-room cars on all through trains. For uetets, timetablen, and. Information. regardity West snore Raton call op op addres HB. Income, Gener Hamer Passenger Agent, 363 Broadway, New York, or C. E- Lassner, General Passenger Agent, s' Vanderbilt’ Aveaue, lew (Write for copy of “Suburban Times,” issued monthly. CHOCOLAT MENIER ASK FO R IT EVERYWHERE FLess & RIDGE PRINTING Co., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com