Judge — January 10, 1891 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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If Koch's consumption cure proves trustworthy we are inclined to give the McKinley bill credit for it. Having been charged with every ill, it is only fair to credit the account wit ‘Burlington Hawkeye. Ske—"‘ Isn't it terrible that ice should be so dear in the summer and coal so dear in the winter?” Chappie —"Yaas. Now, if we could only have wintah in the summah time and summah in the wintah, everything would be just right, bah Jove !"—New York Herald. ’s lucky, when we thin The novelist contrived To tell Camille's sad fate before This Dr. Koch arrived. — Washington Post, “Well, I'see the market's all off,” remarked Russell Sage to Addison Cammack yesterday afternoon as the prices for stocks were slipping down. ‘* Yes,” lacon- ically replied Mr. Cammack. ‘Due to the death of that big bull yesterday, ain’t it?" queried Uncle Russell. What bull?" re Mr. Cammack with interest. New York Sun, It is reported that, fired by the medical exploits now going on all around, some prominent physicians of the country are considering the feasibility of grafting thougit-germs on average brains, ‘The experiment, if successful, will dispose of pre-natal and hereditary in- fluences, and enable a man to be inoculated with litera- ry, artistic, scientific or professional tastes at pleasure. —haltimore American, On your next trip west patronize the New York Cen- tral and Hudson River railroad, and enjoy the advan- tages of departing from Grand Central station, traveling over a great four-track railway, along the Hudson— America's most picturesque and beautiful river—via Niagara Falls, the world’s greatest cataract, or along the south shore of Lake Erie, in new Wagner vestibule trains, with unsurpassed service and equipment. Oh, bludgeons and blackthorns are flying through the air, An’ all Ireiand is holdin’ a Donnybrook fai Mike Davitt got hit in the head with a bric! An’ ‘Tim Healy's speeches would make a dog sick, ‘nell is blinded with lime in his eyes, An’ McCarthy's still waitin’ for a man o° his size, An’ sure somebody's like to get hurt any minute, Except only the peclers, an’ they are not in it. —Buffalo Express. LADIES WHO VALUE A refined complexion must use Pozzoni's Pow- der. It produces a soft and beautiful skin, EANE’S DYSPEPSIA PILLS. |A marvelous discovery and a DEAD SURE CURF. [Don's suffer another minute, but send asc. for sample box. Sold everrwhere. ‘Dit. J. A, DEANE & CO. Catskill, N. ¥- PROF. S. V. R. FORD, DISCOVERER OF |,“ HOPE FOR THE BALD.”—(Trade-Mark.) Pamphlet of Information and Tes- timonials mailed on receipt of stamp. ‘ee, eam CORLISS BRAND & LINEN COLLARS AND CUFFS Co) CORRECT STYLES BEST QUALITY. PERFECT FITTING DO YOU WANT RITE to MONEY? F. 1. WHITNEY, WORK? se ie ian HEALTH? and say just what jou desire, and an- AFARM? Biro wil bo soot A HOME? free, together with BUSINESS? BB mops 4 pubiicar‘ons, | THE DUNCAN, C.D. 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