Judge — December 27, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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People travel to learn; most ov them (before they start) should learn to travel.—/osh Billings. Mrs, Wixstow’s SooTHtne SyruP for Children ing ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays pain, cures wind colic and diarrhaa, 25 cents a bottle, Mrs, Gazzam (reading the newspaper) —"' Here's article about ‘A Fatal Flirtation.'” Gassam_ got married, did they?"—Figare. When Baby was sick, we gave ber Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, When sho had Children, she gave them Castoria. Foodlebright says he never could sce why anything with quinine in it has to be shaken before taken, when | that's just what you take it for to prevent doing your self. Pharm. Era. Forty years of constant use—and still more valued than ever—Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. Salvation Oil, the great pain-extinguisher, should be kept handy by all who handle tools. Bronson — you hear of the sad fate of poor Offalofiski the Russian?” Johnson —"'No; what is it?” Bronson—"* He got into an altercation with a fellow-countryman, and the other fellow pulled out a revolver and made Offalofiski eat his words. It killed him."—Light, (DECKER BROTHERS MATCHLESS PIANOS 33 UNION SQUARE. NEW YORK. { R. T. FELIX GOURAUD'S ORIENTAL CREAM, OR MAGICAL BEAUTIFIER. Removes Te aa, Pi AS WELL AS Beautifes the skia PURIFIES No other cos- metic will do it. FINDLER & WIBEL, Stationers, Printers, and Blank-book Manufacturers, 146 NASSAU STREET, Opposite the Times Bidg., NEW YORK, BLANK POOKS OF ALL KINDS KET IN STOCK AND MADE TO ORDER. ESTIMATES FURNISHED. Typewriter Papers and Supp:ies. THE CELEBRATED PIANOS ‘Aro at present. the Most Popular and Preferred by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St., M. ¥. HMER & CO. Cwrcato, Itt., 236 State Street; San Francisco, Cat., Union Club Building ; Sr. Lours, Mo., 1g22 Olive Street; Kawsas Crry, Mo., 1123 Main Street. 4:14© BARKER BRAND er LINEN COLLARS TELY BEST. Tourist (in southern Missouri) —'t Do people have malaria here?" Native—'‘ Yaas, most of em." Tour- ist—" What do they do for it?" Native —‘* Waal, most of 'em die.”—General Manager. No Christmas and New Year's table should be with- out a bottle of Angostura Bitters, the world-renowned appetizer of exquisite flavor. Beware of counterfeits. Citizen —"" Yes, I have an umbrella that needs mend- ing, but if I let you have it how am I to know that you will bring it back?" Umbrelia-mender—" Mal no fear, Lalvays sharge more for mending dan I could sell zee umbrella for."—New York Weekly, BOKER'S BITTERS since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, wheth- er taken pure or with wines or liquors or other cordials. On another occasion a man visited the same intelli- gence office. He possessed wonderful courage, it is needless to say. Chaperoned by the proprietress of the establishment, he interviewed, or rather was exam- ined by, several ladies who admitted their desire to rule kitchens and regulate households. One of them asked him the usual question as to the size of his houschold, and he admitted with brazen effrontery that he had a wife and four children. ‘I object to the children,” she said. ‘Oh, that’s casily settled,” said he; “if you'll consent to cook for us we'll hang the children !” And he said it so seriously that under the cover of her amazement he beat a retreat in saety.— Pittsburg Dis. patch, HOTEL Overlooking Central Park, Fifth Avenue, 58th and 59th sts., New York. Highest Se Class. Absolutely FIRE-PROOF On American and European Plans. Within half block 6th Ave. Elevated R. R. terminus, 5th Ave. Stages and Cross Town Cars pass doors. HE PLEASANT VALLEY WINE COMPANY. RHEIMS, STEUBEN CO., NEW YORK, Ts. ts the finest Champagne pro- duced in America, and compares favorably with European vintages. A Natural, Genuine Cham- pane, fermented in the bottle, two years being required lo perfect the wine, Our Sweet and Dry Catawba and Port are, like all our wines, made from selected grapes, and are Pure Wines, For Prices, Address as Above. Watts — How is old man Gilfillan? ts he out of danger yet?” Dr. Bowless—''1 don't know. He died this morning." —/ndianapolis Journal. ““T shall now give you the effect of distance,” he said to her, and he sang so low as to be scarcely heard, “A little further, please,” she said cruelly, and he picked up his voice and went away with it into the chilly night. —Waskington Star, Oh, why should the spirit of mortal be proud? ‘The largest of men is soon lost in the crowd ; And the man who is talked about most never knows That the world regards only the fit of his clothes. Here's the truest of all things about man e’er said “The world never makes a man great—till he's dead.” —Chicago Mail. NEW KODAKS. “You press the button, we do the rest.” SEVEN NEW STYLES AND SIZES, ALL LOADED WITH TRANSPARENT FILMS. For Sale by all Photo, Stock Dealers. THE EASTMAN COMPANY, Send for Catalogue. ROCHESTER, N.Y. A FOE TO FATICUE. ARMOUR & CO., Chicago, Sole Mfrs. -10— CENTS PACKAGE, ‘An all-tobacco, Long Filler Cigarette, the most delicious and wholesome smoke ever offered for the money. CONSOLIDATED CIGARETTE CO, ‘Ave. D and roth St., New York. e VASELINE. e NE DOLLAR sent us fy mail we will deliver, tree ‘Of all charges, to any person ‘in the United States, all the following articles carefully packed in a neat bo: ~One two-ounce bottle of Pure Vaseline. Or for stamps any single article at the Oration to use Vaseline in axy form be careful to. “ a Pet ap by wen crginl man cs are trying to persuade buyers to take VESELINE pat ub by them, "Never Field to such persuasion: as the article is an imitation without value, and will not give you the result you expect. A bottle of Blue Seal Vaseline is ‘sold by all druggists at ten cents. CHESEBROUGH M’PG. CO., 24STATESt.,, NEW YORK. HEALTH AND VIGOR FOR BRAIN AND NERVES. CROSBY'S VITALIZED PHOSPHITES. Prepared Wheat and Oat. The on/y Vital Phospurrn ex mental powers. Its ns the im ‘work and anxiety. It is cing the formula is on every la fi ES mail, $:. Descriptive pamphlet free. teller, increases the capacity ‘pecially usetul to College ‘Students, Ath abel, approved by the best Physicians, and the world’s best Brain Workers, according to the formula of Prof. Percy—from the nervegiving principles of the Brain of the Ox and ee Ksuctad een malanal cd Sonesta tat i erm of the tissue the principle that maintatas bodily and for mental labor, and restores Vigor lost by excessive Bratn and overworked Businets men.” It is not a patent meth or sent by F. CROSBY CO., 56 WEST 25th St., NEW YORK. For Your New Year Turkish, Roman or Electric Bath, go to EVERARD'S, 28 W. 28th St. Gentlemen only. Open day and night.