Judge — December 13, 1890 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 185 MY SUMMER-GIRL. A SUFFERER. SPOILS OF .THE PROFESSION. OW it came about I know not; (¢YVHAT ails Jones ?” She was merry—I a dreamer, “He says he is suf- With never thought of aught at all excepting studious art 3 na TS ee ee fering from dyspepsia.’ She, the pretty little schemer, With her arrows deftly pointed made a target of my heart. I am not, as a rule, contented To be lured from ‘neath my sky-light, But the outing days continued as the summer longer grew: And hours filled with pleasure EXACT IN LETTER. . On from dewy morn to twilight, (©. And full often somewhat later, winged their fight as hours do, /Yollow-eyed woman (in dentist's office) —" When One morning in September you made me these false teeth didn’t you She was standing on veranda Aa Vein for esas nea eines a eee promise me that they should be quite like She said,“ Before you go out my own? On your usual meander Dentist—“W ithout doubt, madam. Perhaps you'd like to know I'll be your summer-girl no more.” \hat ig the trouble?” T think I must have shown her Hollow eyed woman—"1 can't endure ‘That the news was far from pleasing, them; they torment me horribly. For she came a little nearer—near enough for me to see Dentist —"In that respect are they not ‘That her blue eyes were a-twinkle Tike your own?” With the ecstasy of teasing, ‘And she whispered, “Why not ask me too your winter-girl to be?"” A NEW OCCUPATION. The outcome? I surrendered. Charch ce posan ala ibals dary? «¢6THAT man’s face is familiar to” me,” ‘And wens’ plaiteaii@'iny Grevae's! iar ieseled pearl said the wife of the railroad president, ae said, “It's not aa cabin referring to an employé of the road who had . J.® coopwin, “Yes, my dear, that is Ham Basket, tickeds to redeem, unt Eva hass gone to der once a celebrated act- Sonnenheim ball.” or, but now in our employ.” “What use have you for an actor?” “Why, they make the best track-walkers in the country.” OLD SOAK. HE 188 vegetarian, And loves all kinds of com; But still, I cannot praise his plan— He takes it in a horn. SENTENCES PASSED BY THE JUDGE. PREPARING. OVE is primarily a * Lor’, chile! what you chewin’ dat flour-bar'l top fur?” giver,and what. “Be still, honey. De Jerus'lem band has dere annual fair nex’ week an’ gives ever it may receive is a prize fur de bes’ pie-eater.” I'm a-practisin’ fur dat ‘casion.” always. a matter of ‘Sweet surprise to it. ‘As music wedded to a pleasurable idea makes poetry, so dreams joined to action—ideals clothed in the garments of reality—make a life which, when finished, will enable one to say that he has lived. The big boy who cries for sugar and gets it is still a big boy. But one who cries for sugar, finds it not forthcoming, hushes his cries and learns to do without it, has learned a lesson which will help to make a man of him. The idealist is happy in his enthusiasm, though the warm and glowing colors which he perceives may be nothing more than the effect of his own emotion in hanging dewy moisture on the length of his own artistic eye-lashes. KATWRINE GHOSyEAN, DURING INTERMISSION AT THE MASQUERADE. MEPHisToPHELEs —'‘Awful hot, ain’t it?” Lirtte Boy BLuE—" Terribly. " Let's unmask for a few minutes. There's Born TOGETHER —"* Say ! let's swap masks.” nobody around.” comicbooks.com