Judge, 1890-11-22 · page 14 of 20
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This is primarily an **advertisement page** from Judge magazine, not a satirical cartoon page. It contains various commercial advertisements for products including: - **Evans' Brown Stout and India Pale Ale** - positioning American-made beer as superior to imports - **Carl Upmann's Bouquet Cigar** - claiming to be the world's finest cigar - **Dr. Jaeger's Sanitary Shoes** - medical footwear - **Smith Premier Typewriter** - the "latest and best" - Various patent medicines and other goods The page reflects late-19th-century American commercial culture and advertising practices. One notable element is the beer advertisement's explicit appeal to "**Protect American industries by using American ale**" — reflecting contemporary protectionist sentiment and nationalism. The advertisements themselves constitute the "satire" insofar as they exemplify the exaggerated, superlative claims typical of Victorian-era marketing. There are no identified political figures or cartoon commentary visible on this page.
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EVANS’ BROWN STOUT AND INDIA PALE ALE. A008 Many FoR OVER A CENTURY our brewings have been Unsurpassed for Pusity, Strength and Excellence F : ard, and our Bottled Brown. Stout and India Pale Ale have been pro- nounced by prominent physicians and connoisseurs as the finest in the world. Protect American industries by using American ale, su All goods bottled by us have our TRAD: /E-MARK and SIGNATURE on the P iabel NEW YORK DEPOT, 127 HUDSON STREET. tized as the stand- ior to any imported. BREWERY AND BOTTLING WORKS AT y HUDSON, N.Y CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CICAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. All genuine CARL UPMANN'S BOUQUET CIGARS have a band bearing his name, as in above cut. This is the finest rocent Cigar manufactured in the world. For the past ten fears it has been sold by the leading jobbers in the United tes, and has steadily Increased in popularity and volume having reached in 1889 over three and three-quarter millions and it will reach five millions for 1890, and it to-day stand: without a rival. For sale by all FIRST-CLASS RETAILERS in the principal cities throughout AMERICA. It is manufact- ured in two sizes BOUQUET EXTRAS, packed 9§ and so n'a bor, and BOUQUET LONDRES, packed too in a bot. ie you desire a fragrant and delicious smoke, equal to many RTED socent cigars, the BOUQUET willeurely case You and the mame cl UPMANW shies avery clos? should be a sufficient guarantee of ts igh standard quality (0 satisfy the most fastidious consumer. Will Do Ib See. Resst 2s oP « 0 We Mustache in 20 m ar Fall Beard indy faple package powpale et for deat one sect Kee waned ‘Wasson 3170, Coy B Bt Providence, I. % THE STAR BANJO ¥ Is made on entire! etples and produces the most de- sirable quality of tone combined with the greatest volume and carrying power, making it the finest instrumentextant for stage or parlor use. Price list mailed free. LYON & HEALY, CHICAGO, HAPPINESS ASSURED. Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment will cure blind, bleedi and itching piles wnen all other ointments have failed. It ‘torbs the tumors, allays the itching at once, acts ax a poul ives instant relief. Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment is pre: pared only for piles and itching of the euros parts,and nothing else. Every box is warrant by druggists, or sent by ULEREBSURET GATS SREP, vvetand, 0. Wisi Uncle Sam and Aunt Columbia think, etc, of ASHINGTON issitcs Covaiya Cs, Sata, Wash, Se ee CORLISS BRAND Kefegt LS Ors * « BEST QUALITY. PERFECT FITTING Ye a = ULLRICH & CO., 108 Liberty Street, N. ¥. SKATES ° CATAL GUE. FREE. HENRY LINDENMEYR, PAPER’...WAREHOUSE SAMOA REESE OT SUC SFow or.) NEW YORK BEST -COUGH-MEDICINE THE HOTEL PROPRIETOR. T FOR THE HOTEL RECISTER. DATE STRIPS with day and date for every day in the Year. ‘They are printed in red and are gummed on the back like post- age stamps, and cut, ready for use. They look well on the reg- ister and time is saved in referring back. They begin January ast and end December 31st, 189. A limited number are now Feady to sell, Sent post-paid on receipt of $2. Address WM. H. FULLER, 76 Webster ave., Pittsburg, Pa. GEND Ko FOR MY BEAU7/FUL BIRD'S-EYE VIEW or FORT WORTH. TEXAS! ALSO MAPS MA CIRCULARS DESCRIPTIVE OF THAT RAPIDLY GROWING YOUNG CITY HARVEY C.LOWRIE. RO BOX 2196.DENVER C010. ‘The time is fast approaching when the visitor to the sanctum will step in smiling and confident, and just as he is about to say, ‘Here isa little thing I have just dashed off,” he will be paralyzed by a voice exclaiming in tones of thunder: “Go back and shut the door !"— Boston Courier, WHERE ARE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS MADE® It may surprise our readers to know that in the line of small musical instruments, the factory of Lyon & Healy, of Chicago, turns out a greater variety and finer quality of goods than any other factory of its kind in existence. They have just celebrated the 26th anniver- sary of their start in business by moving into the finest, largest, and best equipped plant of its kind in the world. The cost of the bulldiags, machinery, ete., aggregating a total of not less than $200,000, They manufacture the finest, as well as the cheaper grades of guitars, mandolins, banjos, drums, zithers, harps, etc., and in addition to these are now making high grade parlor and church organs, the flattering demand for which, more than anything else, compelled them to secure their pres- ent new and commodious factory. ‘Their yearly output of the smaller instruments runs into the hundreds of thousands, and they are distributed to all quarters of the globe. Messrs Lyon & Healy are regular advertis- ers with us, and if you are in need of anything in the musical instrument line, it will pay you to read their advertisement in another column and write them for a catalogue. a _ ‘The first thing she noticed as he entered the parlor was the unusual’ pallor of ce, and she anxiously asked: ‘Are you ill?” ‘* Teard any bad news ?” a “Been frightened?” “No.” ** Then what is it?" Ninothing,” ‘Ah, Henry! but you cannot deceive me. Love's eyes are sharp. You are anxious and worried ; but you need not be. I have expected it.” ‘Wawhat?” "That the MeKisley bill would knock our wedding-day into the middle of next week.” ‘*And you"—— "I'll wait for you a thousand years—for all time—until old Bill McKinley has turned to dust, and his dust been absorbed by the pig-weeds of America.” —Detroit Free Press, McFingle—*You seem all pegged out, old man, What have you been doing?" McFangle—"'I'm try: ing to lose a yellow dog that’s become attached to the children. Confound him! here he comes now."— Lawrence American, THE VENTILATED, SANATORY SHOES OF THE, DR. JAEGER’S Sanitary Woolen System Co., ase the only shoes that are ‘stricdy ia Eeeping, with pono: tobias all 90 Soa ditions essential to a age healthful are made in contoralny “ta ie inciples of Dr. feeee ah ee Westen System, are, there! both curative a Preventive of all the ailments cf the feet. ‘TERY ARB RECOMMENDED BY PETEICLAND, PRICES REASONABLE. Take Nottee!—Under the protection of their Patent and Trade-mark, the above named Company have the sole right to make and sell these goods in the United A A-Pertorated felt - BAir oo. =" EE—Upper Felt sole, FF ae felt ‘These Shoes are Strictly First-class in every way. The purchaser will find them Elegant, Comfortable, and Durable. ‘The customer, once fitted, can obtain the same size and quality, at any future time, with fssurance of aft, by orderigg the same num ber, without re-measurement. Our shees cam be repaired by any good shoemaker, ‘We solicit correspondence and iaspection, For Catalogue and Cireulars—free, by mail—end to DR. JAEGER'’S Sanitary Woolen System Company, ¢ 827 & 820 BROADWAY, N.Y. THE BEST PROTECTION | THE SAFEST INVESTMENT ! For yourself, your family, your estate, The Non-Forfeiting Free Tontine Policy OF THE NEW-YORK LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY, 346 & 348 Broadway, New York. Norninc Can Take tHe Pace or Souxp Lira Insuxance. WHY WILL YOU WAIT? Write to the Company direct now Mataring, and terms, your age. WONDERFUL, NEW and NOVEL RESUMATISM DISSOLVED and removed from the system, Stricture ‘Sissolved and removed by medicine only. No instruments. "Address Physician, Box 761, Providence, R- I. | -IHPROVEMENT THE ORDER oF THE AGE! THE SMITH PREMIER TYPEWRITER, THE LATEST AND BEST. ALL the Eesential Features greatly perfected. Important Improvements. The Best Inventive Talent and Methanical Still have been employed to produce a machine of increased Durability, Excellence of Design, and 8} We claim an Inspecion and a tral will prove w the Most U Foatures, fost Durable in Alignment, Easiest Running, and Most Silent, All type cleaned in Ten Seconds without Soiling’ the Hands. The Smith.Premier Typewriter has been adopted by the Associated Press of the State of New York, to be Send for Catalogue. used in their telegraphic service, to take despatches direct from the wire. THE SMITH PREMIER TYPEWRITER CO., SYRACUSE N.Y. U.S.A. GARFIELD ysTIPATION AND ERs HEADACHE + CONSUMPTION &@ FOR Monthly Circulation 75,000 ‘copies. Best Judge’s Library. see eus te the money in the wide, wide world. Rates on eppli comicbooks.com