Judge, 1890-11-08 · page 15 of 16
Judge — November 8, 1890 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and filler content**, not political satire. The dominant feature is a large advertisement for Van Houten's Cocoa at the top. Below that is "Judge's National Hotel Guide"—a practical directory of recommended hotels nationwide, addressed to Judge's 200,000 commercial-traveler readers. The page includes several brief humorous items: a domestic joke about a maid named Mary Ann whose master made her angry (implying she sabotaged the boiler), a poem about Satan, and a dark children's verse about a boy hit with a stone. There's also a patent-medicine advertisement claiming to cure consumption and nervous complaints. The small cartoon/humor pieces contain no identifiable political figures or specific contemporary references. They're generic domestic humor and cautionary tales typical of 1890s periodicals. The page functions primarily as a **service guide with advertising revenue**, rather than as satirical commentary.
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PURE, SOLUBLE, Delicious. HouTen's “Best & Goes Farthest—Largest Sale in the World—Once Tried, Always Used.” ‘THE STANDARD COCOA OF THE WORLD, A SUBSTITUTE FOR TEA & GOFFEE. Easily Digested—Made Instantly. Cocoa HIGHEST AWARDS AT PRINCIPAL EXHIBITIONS, The Original—Take no other. 101 “Where's Mary Ann?" he cried, rushing into the steam-filled kitchen. ‘*Just gone’ out through the roof,” answered his wife. ‘* It’s her regular day out, and because I said she must stay in I really believe she blew up the boiler on purpose,"—Philadelphia Times, Old Satan on some Has a sure-enough cinch, For they sin by the yard And repent by the inch. —Chicago Post, Judge’s National Hotel Guide. [Juoce esprciatiy RecoMmENcs THE HOTELS KAMED BxLOW, AND [URGES ITB 200,000 COMMERCIAL-TRAYELER READERS TO PATRONIZE THEM, | NEW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, Fifth Avenue (near Washington square), New York. 0. B. Lisny. HOTEL GLENHAM, Fifth Avenue (between a1st and aad sts), New York. N. B. Baxny. GILSEY HOUSE, Evxoreax Puax, st), New York. Broadway (corner agth J. He Beesun & Bro. GRAND UNION HOTEL, Evrorzax Grand Central Depot, 42d st ae eer Pian. (Opposite w York. Kooms $1 a day Baggage to and from Grand Central depot ALBANY, N. ¥. MORE, H. J. & F, W. Rockwai. Am, plan. $3, up. ER'S EUROPEAN HOTEL, Maiden Lane, Albany. LOCKPORT, N. Y. THE GRAND, W.C. Cousrocx, prop. $2, and upwards. KANSAS CITY, MO. MIDLAND HOTEL, Fire Proor. C. M. Hitt. $3, up. NORTHAMPTON, MASS. MANSION HOUSE, Auanicax Pian, Jos. P. Max. $2, up. CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA. WRIGHT'S HOTEL, A. D. Wricur. $2.50 and upwards. NASHVILLE, TENN. THE DUNCAN, C. D. Cottins & Co. $3 to $5. MINNEAPOLIS, MINN. THE WEST HOTEL, J. F. West. $3 per day and upwards. DANVILLE, VA. WRIGHT'S HOTEL, A. D. Wucut. $2.50 and upwards, SPRINGFIELD, ILL. LELAND HOTEL, Au. Pix, N.B,Wiccims. $2.30 to $3. BALTIMORE, MD. ST. JAMES HOTEL, Ev. Pax. Geo. F. Apaus, $1.30 up. SHENDUN, VA. WRIGHT’S HOTEL, A. D. Wucwr, $2.30 and upwards, QUINCY, ILL. "8 TREMONT HOUSE. $3 to $2.soperday DENVER, COL, THE AMERICAN, W. F. Srerny. $2.50 to $3 per day. FLETCH SAME OLD STORY. A little green apple perched up in a tree, A cute little thing, T declar "Twas spied by a dear little boy, aged six ; ‘A nice little boy with red hair. A little round stone at the little boy's feet, A hard, little, round brick-a-bat— Up the tree flew the stove and the apple came down Right into the little boy’s hat. If L told you the rest you would cry and would sob ; Your heart would be bursting with sorrow— The funeral takes place from his sad parents’ house At four o'clock p.m., to-morrow. —Exchange. CONSUMPTION CURED. ‘An old physician, retired from practice, had placed in his ands by aa Fast India missionary the formula of’ simple vege Euable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Consump- flee, Bronchitis, Catarry Asthma and all Thyoat and Lung ‘Affections, also'a positive and radical cure for Nervous Debit {y and all'nervous Complaints. Having tested its wooderful Curative powers in thousands of cases, and desiring to relieve furan suffering, I will send {rec of charge to all who wish it, this recipe in German, Prench or English, with ull drecuons for prepari ‘using. Sent by tail, by addressing wi Heaatp, amiag, this paper, W. A; Noves, 820 Powert® Block, Rechetter, NV. She was so cold I could not sue, My tongue congealed, I knew my fate. ‘An arctic dance she dealt me too. Pray, how could I arcticulate ? —Detroit Times. Mr, Barnes still continues to disagree with himself, but we warn him this will eventually produce embarrass. ment and dyspepsia. If Mr, Barnes should forget, for instance, which one of him disagreed with the other of him last’and get the opposing sides mixed up it might result in vexatious inconsistency and a troublesome liver complaint. —Oil City Blizzard. A chairman's clear duty, as every one knows, ‘After taking the ayes is'to call for the noes ; But the fiend of hay-fever makes naught of the task Of taking the eyes and the nose at one grasp. No decision of course can be reached in this way, So the trouble increases by night and by day, ‘And every poor victim has found to his cost No gavel can quell it but that of Frost. —New York Herald, >o(a. THE WONDERFUL MAGIC POCKET SAVINGS BANK ‘Loces and Recisrans Devosrrs! $5indimeshave ited. Pits Vest Pocket! ‘any address on receipt = Money refunded if not leatiatactory. Agents wanted. CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CICAR. BEWARE OF DMITATIONS. All genuine CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CIGARS have a band bearing his name, as in above cut. This is the finest ro-cent Cigar manufactured in the world. For the past ten rears it has been sold by the leading jobbers in the United tes, and has steadily Increased in popularity and volume, having reached in 1889 over three and three-quarter millions and it-will reach five millions for 1800, and it to-day sta without a rival. Forsale yall FIRST-CLASS RETAILERS tn the principal cities throughout AMERICA. It ig manufact- ured in two sizes— BOUQUET EXTRAS, packed 25 and 50 in a box, and BOUQUET LONDRES, packed 100 in a box. If you desire a fragrant and delicious smoke, equal to many IMPORTED so-ceat Gitars, she BOUQUET will surely please you, and the name of UPMANN, which every cigar should be a sufficient guarantee of \ts high standard quality to ‘satisfy the most fastidious consumer. ON EASY xtra, all No extra charge; all makes.new of 24 hand. H ul UTUAL THE BEST FeINsuRANCE AT THE LEAST COST. MODERN METHODS Home Ortice PHILA Pa E 1 reat foot remedy tor male ihe feet SMALLS, tnstant ee perepwing feet. At PEDINE, secee: aan WM Do H gree i Cees SLES ncaa rae By YEDINE CO., 258 Broadway, N.Y. “A sure (inves preTies. wit Asthma. Price 35 cts. by OWELL & CO., Charlestow, Mass. WASHINGTON, D. C. WILLARD'S.—Send 2 stamps for guide free. 0. T. Startas, CINCINNATI, OHIO. PALACE HOTEL, E. Maxwett & Sox. $2 and $2.50. SAVANNAH, GA. THE MARSHALL, H. N. Fisn, proprietor, THE HOTEL ARNO, WASHINGTON, D. 0. NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE. The fashionable hotel of the Capital. Large, cool rooms, desirable for permanent or transient guests. ee Ft EE: CATALOGUE OF FALL STYLE MEN'S COLLARS AND CUFFS. By mail on request. H. C. CURTIS & CO., TRO IN THE HEALTHIEST PLACE IN AMERICA. HOT SPRINGS, N. C. A PEACEFUL, RESTFUL VALE, SURROUNDED WITH PINE-COVERED MOUNTAINS, SPARKLING STREAMS AND BEAUTIFUL SCENERY_WITH ITS DRY, BRAGING, HEALTH-LADEN AIR, FREE- DOM FROM DUST, MALARIA OR DEBILITATING EFFECT. THE BEST OF FALL AND WINTER CLI- MATES, WITH ITS THERMAL WATERS FLOWING INTO MARBLE POOLS. 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