Judge, 1890-10-11 · page 13 of 16
Judge — October 11, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is **primarily advertising** rather than political satire or editorial cartooning—typical for Judge, which relied heavily on ads. The single notable text-based joke appears in the upper right: a bald man claims his hair isn't missing but merely "waiting for a quorum," a legislative reference suggesting his hair needs sufficient votes/numbers to reappear. The humor plays on parliamentary procedure to mock baldness. The remainder consists of period product advertisements (champagne, typewriters, bicycles, hair tonics, life insurance, tea) and recruitment notices, including one for the Associated Press adopting the Smith Premier typewriter for telegraph service—presented as a prestige endorsement. The page contains no identifiable political figures, cartoons, or satire requiring historical context beyond understanding that hair-loss jokes and quorum references were topical humor in this era.
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