Judge — September 27, 1890 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 399 - FAITH. $4])© YOU think we're going to have rain soon?” inquired a stranger of Farmer Bean, a “Yes, sir; the preacher's been prayin’ fer it now fer six weeks,” WHAT IT IS, HOWEVER. Mrs, Fangle—“Electrocution seems to me a heartless mode of execution.” Fangle—"1 don't, know about that, but it certainly is thudless.” SOME NEW DEFINITIONS. Diflomacy—Gilding pills. Shaving notes—A process invented to shorten the fleeting months for those who find time hanging heavy on their hands. AN UNCONSCIOUS NUISANCE. Coxpuctor—" Who stopped this train?” Uncie States —''I didn't, boss. I ain't moved sence I hung up my grip an’ turned in. ROMANCE AND REALITY. ON THE STAGE. Father —* Daughter, | am indebted to Count Banditti and he will ruin me unless you become his wife.” Daughter (tearfully) —“1 will give him my hand to save you, father, but not me heart.” In real lif Father —" Daughter, 1 am indebted to Count Banditti and he will ruin me unless you become his wife.” Daughter —" You tell that old ex-peanut-vender to foreclose as soon as he likes, and, once for all, you stop playing poker.” AN OVER-SUPPLY. Foreman of the locked-in jury (impatiently) —" The rest of us are agreed, and you would see the case as we do if you had an ounce of brains.” Obstinate juror (reflecively)—""But that's just the trouble. I've PoOSMaruy fle "had dorm onecbatlaned be the had) —" Shure, Ot've got more than an ounce.” . shtruck.” A LABOR TROUBLE IN HARLEM. A MARINE BATTERING-RAM. Mr. COAKLEY (in the air)—"* How's dis fer a dive, Miss Witherbee 2" —"Sufferin’ catfish! I done come up undah d’ floot ' comicbooks.com