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Dont spoil your Fect with inthe United States who cannot Ket, these goods of our agents, ius Brinelng thes to our dot without extra cost. 'o*»*» If you want PER- FECTION in fit, with free- dom from CORNS and all DISCOMFORT, you will never wear anything ex- cept THE BURT & PACKARD SHOE. ‘Seo fhat EVERY PAIR is STAMPED THE BURT & PACKARD “‘Korrect Shape.” ‘Do you want a Genuine Cordovan Shoe Absoteeely Hand-Made? or Ke Lo eleR™ Gai, Palins Pea ine Meena or prov can have it tn the “ Korgeet (trademark), which id case with The 7ast models for the “Korrect Shape” are made in our own factory, and are Intuppiying highest cas ot ia supplying the highest class of trade BE the countey. Only the best grades of leather are used for uppers, and bottoms are all ‘ak tanned. Any-one not findiny a fell Moe ith our trademark ped on the sole can be sup- pte j charges prepaid. Particu- Tua Boxer & Packano rents shoul! RU iakGstcos concertiog out dudercae Sys, vege of eck howe toghiaie there PACKARD & FIELD Korrect Shape" Shoes are made in four grades, viz. : f the foot in a natural position within a shoe, and also the words eaters are making use of either of these designs in the bope of deceiving the public. | carry all styles in Congrese, Button, and Bad fr Gents, Boys, and Youths Ty oaply mamieg ie po 1 whit your address fa Fal’ jut & Pacuann), Brockton, Mass. ‘orrect Shape "—is fully covered under the Patent (Successors to -made, Hand-welt, Burt-welt and Machine Sewed, The trade mark above—showing laws, and we shail be glad of any information where 1 makes new at lowest price: aay menia no extra charge, Bead for Cals. eyes Hazard & Co491G &.,Peorta, Td, ABSOLUTELY PURE, AND WILL BE A REVELATION TO THOSE WHO MAVE BEEN PURCHASING THE ADULTERAT- ED BAY RUM WHICH IS ALMOST EXCLU- SIVELY SOLD. INSIST ON GETTING THE GENUINE WITH MY TRADE MARK AND ABOVE SIGNATURE. IT WILL REPAY YOU. H. 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Remember, it's the early bird that catches the worm.” "' But how about the worm that got up early enough to be caught?” “* My son, that worm hadn't been to bed at all; he was on his way home.” Chatter, “* How human that instrument is !" remarked Gale at the amateur musicale. ‘* Do you notice how it throbs and sighs? Its strains"——" You're right; it does,” assented Jack Pott, as he watched a muscular young ind the keys out of shape. ‘It's a wonder to me it doesn't burst a blood-vessel !"—Dry Goods | Chronicle, “1 am sorry for you, Walty,” the kind-hearted sur- geon said, “but the thumb will have to come off. “My hand won't be of much account, will it, doctor?" inquired Walty, tearfully. ‘You will have your four fingers left, but you will not be able to grasp anything firmly.” “I can't help papa pull plantains out of the front yard nor weed the garden for mamma either, can 1?" “Tam afraid not, my boy.” ‘ Whoop-la! ‘Cut ‘er off, doc.!"—Chicago’ Tribune, When a man is caught he owns up and says the wo- man did it. When a woman is caught she swears it is not so and cries to corroborate her oath.—National Weekly, ‘* What was it the aeronaut said when he fell out of his balloon and struck the earth with his usual dull thud?" ‘ He remarked that this was a hard world,"— New York Sun, Oh, time is fleeting and life is short, "And love is full of estrangements, And engagements made at a summer resort ‘Are but temporary arrangements, —Chicago Post, Elevator-boy (to old Mr. Kentuck, who has just ar- rived at the hotel) —‘* Will you take an elevator, sir?" Ou Kentuck (si Waal, I don't keer ef Ido. Friend —"' How's business?" Manufacturer of hand-grenades—"Fine! Why, I keep sixty-five drummers going all the time inthe state of Maine, alone! Friend—'I didn’t imagine that there was such a call for them down that way. What is the cause? People scared about fires?” | Manufacturer —'No; it's a prohibition state, you see.” —Zight. 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