Judge — September 27, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 403 “* Bob” Ingersoll is reported to have said that all the joy of life is at the fireside. If Bob really believes this he is in for a thundering good time somewhere in the dim subsequently.— Utica Observer. ‘The youth who has the cash to-day Should on his “uncle” call, And interest on the ulster pay Against the coming fall.—Boston Courier. ‘The new president of the Argentine republic was formerly a newspaper man, Once a year or so even a newspaper man forgets the duty he owes to himself and his profession and goes wrong.—Detroit Free ress, When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria ‘When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When sho became Miss, she clung to Castoria When she had Children, she gave them Castoria Joseph Cook is booked for twenty-seven lectures in California, Thus the advertising train sent out by the San Francisco board of trade in the interest of immigra- tion proves to be of the nature of a boomerang.—S¢, Paul Pioneer Press. When bald men see the summer fade, ‘The woods in autumn tints arrayed, The fair and bright-hued flowers dying, ‘The feathered songsters southward flying, The skies assume a deeper blue, The grasses don a brownish hue, And to the genial breezes nod The tall and stately golden-rod In rural lanes and woodland ways, Gay harbinger of autumn days, They shed no tears, they breathe no sighs ; Their spirits rise as summer dies. They laugh ‘Ha! ha!" They laugh “Ho! ho!" To see the evenings longer grow, Shake hands and to each other “There are no flies on us to-day ! —Cape Cod Item, Prickly Heat, Chafing, Sunburn, Mosquito-bites and Irritations of the Skin from various causes are speedily relieved by use of Packer’s Tar Soap, the Ideal for Toilet, Bath, Shampoo and Nursery. 25 Cents. All Druggists. NSOL VERY BEST ALL-TOBACCO CIGARETTES On the Market. SMOKE NO OTHER. Consolidated Cigarette Co., Ave. D& rothst., NewYork The Correct “NEW VORK STYLES" ia GENTLEMEN'S HATS for “FALL issued by N. ESPENSCHEID, Salesroom, 118 Nassau St., NEW YORK. Best value in the market. Send postal for order blank & prices. [Agencies throughout the United States ‘YORK. THE CELEBRATED PIANOS ‘Are at present the Most Popular and Preferred by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St., N.Y. SOHMER « CO, Cricaco, Int. 236 State Street; San Francisco, Cat.. Union Club Building ; Sr. Louis, Mo., 1522 Olive Street; Kawsas Cary, Mo,, 1123 Maia Strect. | Pride iz a looking-glass into which men look, and seeing themselfs they strut and stick up their noze at other folks,—/osk Rillings. | Mrs. Winstow's Sootninc Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, 25 cents a bottle. Had Adam let the apple be, Had Eve kept clear her skirts, To-day we would not know the bliss Of wearing flannel shirts.—Dallas News. THE KAISER'S FAVORITE Champagne is ‘* Cabinet Sekt,” of Kloss & Foerster, Freyburg. Thomsen & Co., 87 Wall st., sole agents. You can buy a two-hundred-acre farm, with buildings on it, for five hundred dollars in New Hampshire. Of- fer it to your wife instead of a seal-skin sacque and see what she will say.—Somerville Journal. HE NEW HOLLENDEN, of Cleveland, Ohio, is the most magnificent hotel in’ the west. American and European plans. Friend —""1 suppose you grieve very much over the death of your husband.” Afrs, Snooks—“' Indeed I do, If Thad utilized before he died the tears I've shed since he died I'd have a dozen more dresses than I've got now.""— Siftings. Boker's Bitters since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, whether taken pure or with wines or liquors AND OTHER CORDIALS. — | “Do you really think that Mrs. Jones loves her hus- band?" “Loves him? Why, she can’t bear to have him out of her sight for a single moment.” ‘* You don't mean it! I had no idea Jones was so bad as that."—Boston Transcript, Lift her up tenderly Treat her with care, ‘The banana-peel tripped her ‘And you know she can't swear. —Philadelphia Times. GPEND THE WINTER at Coronado Beach, San Diego County, California, Coronado has the finest climate im the world, and can be reached in five days, four hours, and twenty minutes from New York. For full particulars, address E. S. BABCOCK, JR., Manager the Hotel del Coronado. ‘There was once a charming young Mme Who had never heard about “Ame. At the serpent and Eve She laughed in her sleeve, And said, “Ob, the poor creature Hme !” One of the most unostentatious men of whom there is any record, written or unwritten, died lately. He was on his death-bed, surrounded by sorrowing friends and relatives. In a voice weakened by disease yet fraught with deep earnestness he said, “I know you | are ail quite fond of me and sorry to see me go, which is very satisfactory at this time. When I am stowed away for good and all you will probably place a tomb- stone or monument to mark the spot where I am | buried. Don't let it be gaudy or expensive; just something plain, Above all don’t allow anything ful- some chiseled on the stone. In short let there be no flighty literature. Just put on it my name and the let- ters S. Y. L.—' See you later." Having received sat- isfactory promises that his wishes should be obeyed to the letter—even the three letters—this unostentatious | man turned his face to the wall and modestly died.— | Pittsburg Dispatch, You can’t open an oyster with prayer.—Morning Journal. aa Judge —"* What is the man charged with ?* —" Electricity, your honor. Texas Siftings. Officer He ‘stole a battery.”"— Billy —* So you have returned from your bridal tour. What did you see on your trip that pleased you most” John —" My wife."— Toronto Empire. “* Throw physic to the dogs,” and use Angostura Bit- ters for good digestion and a healthy appetite. 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