Judge — September 20, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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HARPS J, Holbrook Co., 88 Sth Ave,, N.Y, ae JUDGE CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. ‘Too plendy brosberity makes a feller foolish, Der behind hand of a friend don‘d got any sympady in dot. Oxberience vas a compas dot tolds you how to get pooty vell along. Nerf und energy vas bully ingredients. Vhen mixt togedder dhey could make a poor man shmile. Pleas dot you don'd gif der tuyfel his due, Olt Satan mite vant a seddlements vhen you don'd vas pooty gwick ready, Vhen you put much too plendy confidences in a feller it vas yoost der same like you put your lemons some other feller’s shgweezer dherein. In moofin life droo, please dot you don'd fergot dot to-day vill been der day behind yesterday, on a leedle vhile, So vhen you got a goot ting to done, dd it vhen der ting vas foorst shiruck you. “Why did Warren leave the hotel?" ‘ He was driven out.” “But I thought he was so popular?” “He was. But he umpired a ball game one day and awarded prizes to ladies who made the best fancy-work in the hotel the same evening."—Bazar, ‘The Decker Brothers that money and scientific skill can mak manufactured under the personal supervision of the head of the firm, who is an acknowledged expert ‘They are relatively uniform in their excellence, ‘There is no difference in the character of their tone or the quality of the workmanship and material employed in ir construction, and they differ only relatively in full- eas Of Cane: shuzs tijley anid expenstecacis of cose! POPOCATAPETL. Full twenty years ago I trudged, A happy lad, to school, Where with industrious brain I strove ‘To mind the teacher's rule ‘The great “three R's" 1 mastered well, But “spelling” tried my mettle, And, saddest tale !—I ever failed Att Popocatapetl """ No matter if I did excel In Latin or in Greek, Or tho’ of mathematic lore With wisdom could I speak ; My triumph would the teacher quell, And my poor brain unsettle, Whenever he'd but bid me spell Dread ** Popocatapetl"! Oh, snow-capped peak of Mexica Remembered in my past! Like thee, the mountains of our lives Are reached and scaled at last ! Each day we meet and conquer them— Grim cares that try our mettle— All bugbears of the human heart, Like Popocatapetl. Rufus Mandeville in the Vankee Blade, The Daylight We set out to light the world better than any other Lamp. Laud- able ambition, wasn't it? Well, we do it. Lamp. 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