Judge — September 13, 1890 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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It is understood that he has already received a call from Chicago.—Kansas City Star, It took five bushels of corn to get into a circus in Kansas last summer. ‘This summer you can get into the main tent, stay to the concert, go to the side show, and get a picture of the Circassian beauty all for one bushel.— Wichita Eagle. Jack Pott (with malice aforethought) —"*I congratu- late your partner on her figure, old man, But’ why does she choose such an unbecoming mask?" Emery Hugh (innocently) —"" She hasn't any mask on.” Jack Pott (raising his glass again) —" What! is that her face?"—Dry Goods Chronicle. Congressman Whiting, in a Free Press interview, is, made to relate a thrilling tale of how he came very near slapping Speaker Reed's face. With the aid of a step- ladder Whiting might possibly be able to reach the speaker's face. Let the speaker beware when he sees Whiting going around with a step-ladder on his arm and revenge in his buzzum.—Detroit Tribune. 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Would that the world were always so !— Always summer, and warmth and light, With mirth and'melody day and night } Birds in the boughs of the beckoning trees, Chirr of locusts, and whiffs of breeze— World-old roses that bud and blow.— The blue above and the green below! The green below and the blue above ! Ueigh ! young hearts and the hopes thereof !— Kate in the hammock and ‘Tom sprawled on ‘The sward—like a lovers'-picture, drawn By the lucky dog himself, with Kate ‘To moon o'er his shoulder and meditate On a fat old purse or a lank young love. — The green below and the blue above. ‘The blue above and the green below ! Shadow and sunshine to and fro.— Season for dreams—whate'er befall Hero, heroine, hearts and all ! Wave or wildwood—the blithe bird sings, And the leaf-hid locust whets his wings— Just as a thousand years ago— The blue above and the green below James Whitcomb Riley in Indianapolis Journal, Contentions are common. breeding ground. Not only | your revival of ‘ Cinderella.” | and an inflamed eye Customer —"* Seems to me that razor is rather dull."* Barber —" Mought be, sah. It was to a pahty las’ night, sah."—Mew York Weekly The average lie has to walk on crutches within a week You have never yet scen the truth in a drug- store trying to buy an artificial limb.—Mitwoaukee Neves. Oh, the size of the sighs a fond lover sighs ‘When some flirt casts him off for a better, Can never size up with the size of the sighs ‘OF the poor luckless one who may get her. —Chicago Post, Chicago actress—""1 should like to have a part in Theatrical manager — “Do you think you can play the part of Cinderella?" Chicago actress —"* No—o ; but I'd do splendidly as one of the sisters whom Cinderella's shoes wouldn't fit."”— New York Week He (sentimentally) —"' It seems almost impossible to be amid these woodland scenes, and not to love—some one.” She (languishingly)—" Indeed it does. The placid lake, the sunlit hills, the shady dells, and the sweet songs of birds, drive from one’s heat! all thought | of what it costs to live respectably.""—Good Neves, Mr, Chugwater (explaining matters to visitors) — * My wife is generally well, but she is suffering to-day from rheumatism, influenza, toothache, a sore thumb, In her case it never rains but it pours.” Mfrs. Chugzater (explaining matters also)— *T don't make any fuss about it, though. I am not like my husband, He never pains but he roars.""— | Chicago Tribune, The kitchen is too often their does the pot call the kettle black, but the mistress with vigorous justice denounces the cook as a “slovenly thing.” From a lack of cleanliness the dishes are poorly cooked, complaints grow common, and dyspepsia gains an entrance. Now, all this might be avoided by purchasing a cake of Sapolio. The best chefs in the country gain their reputation by scrupulous cleanliness and the use of this well-known household article. 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