Judge — August 30, 1890 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE It is well to make the best of this world, for you'll never get out of it alive. —Great Barrington News, DUNLAP’S Fall Styles of Gentlemen’s Silk and Felt Hats will be issued on SATURDAY, August 30. EW YORK, CHICAGO, PHILADELPHIA. Our Hats are on sale only at our Retail Stores and authorized agents in all the principal cities of the United States. None genuine without our trade-mark. LEADING HOTELS. EW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, | Firrn Avenvn, (near Washington square,) Nw Your, 0. B. LIBBY, Proprietor HOTEL GLENHAM, Firru Avexve, (between arst and aad ste.) New Your, N. B, BARRY, Proprietor. GILSEY HOUSE. rvrorean rLan. Broapway (corner agth street,) New Yous. J. H. BRESLIN & BRO., Proprietors. GRAND UNION HOTEL, Orrestre Geax Centeat. Deror, (qad street.) NewYous. oom, § 1d from Grand Central depot depand spwards. Dacenge ts “EUROPEAN PLAN. ALBANY, “ r KEELER'S HOTEL, _ 26 and 28 Maiden Lane, Acsany, N.Y. HOTEL BALMORAL, MOUNT McGREGOR, N. Y. Finest Mountain in the World. BACON ORCHESTRA CLUB under the direc- tion of MARRIE SHERMAN, $12 TO $25 PER WEEK. (ay-Send for Circulars. 43 A. C. BAILEY, Canajoharie, N. Y. BOWERY BAY BEACH, The most Beautiful and Popular Family Resort, Only twenty minutes’ sail from New York, DAILY, by ele- Kant Steamboats, from ast ooth St., 12m.; 2, 4, 6and 8 fom, Also from Harlem Bridge, t3oth'St. and. 34° Ave,, 10, 12 + 390. y rand Pier, Bowery Bay itea ren half price. Also by horse railroad from Bast ord and 3 rk. RR fare sc. SUNDAYS from am. i2 mt a, ayoih St. and’ 34 m., directly to ‘are ioc., children half price (Astonia) Ferry from 6am. : ast oath ind Pier, Bowery Bay Beach Also by horse-railroad from 9 until midnight. Fare 10 cents. LYON & HEALY, CHICAGO, WILL MAIL FREE A Compendium or book of useful information, describing every, article required by Hands and Druin Corps, 400 tifastrations of Bund Instruments, Trimmings, ete. giving lessons and Ry-laws for Amateur Bands, Drum Majors’ Tactics and a select list of Band Music. ln may be observed of some bathing-suits that while | they are a surf fit to theit wearers they are not regarded as redundant, so to speak, by others.—Philadelphia Ledger. “The paragraph taxing sponges at twenty per cent. ad valorem was struck out, and sponges go on the free | list." Who ever heard of a sponge that wasn't on the free list ?—Boston Herald. The information that property is ‘just a stone's | throw from the cars” is very frequently calculated to impress one with intense admiration for the man who threw the stone.— Washington Post. Never waste time telling people what a lot of good things you have done, In the first place they won't believe you, and in the second place they are waiting for a chance to tell you what a lot of good things they have done themselves.— Somerville Journal. Maude—“' Papa, 1 thought you said this morning that Jack Brewer was no chicken.” Her father (grim- ly)—"* That's what I said.” Aaude—*Then what does this mean ? (reading) * Jack Brewer, stroke of the Yale crew, stepped jauntily out of the shell,'"—Bos- ton Post, An amateur scientific student at Wakefield, Mass., planted a potato in a little soil at the top of a factor; forty feet from the ground, to see if the potato-beetle would find the plant. It has found it, and now the amateur wants to know whether the beetle is a bird or a fly.— Exchange Miss —, assistant saleslady at the greenhouse, isn’t a day over thirty-eight, and she did exactly right in ten- dering her resignation last week when a gentleman called and inquired for century plants, whereupon the proprietor asked her if she would “please step that way."— Whiteside Herald. Cumso—'* The doctor says I must take plenty of ex- ercise. I don’t know whether to try Indian clubs or dumb-bells.” Mfrs, Cumso—"* I wish you would come out with me and wheel the baby-carriage a little way.” Cumso—"* Um—no, Maria, I don't want to overdo the thing at first, you know,"— Mest Shore. Although Sohmer & Co.'s Bijou Grand Piano is one | foot smaller than the smallest grand ever before made, none of its power or tone quality is lost. In this re- spect it is a revelation in the art of piano-forte making. It possesses a peculiar sweetness and brilliancy, with excellent singing quality, purely musical throughout the entire scale, and a volume of tone that one would never expect to find in an instrument of this size. This is one of the improvements in the piano-forte which Messrs. Sohmer & Co, have made for which they are entitled to unstinted credit. Their Aliquot scale, intro duced about two years ago into their concert grands, is another of their valuable improvements, and has done much toward achieving the excellence of their instru- ments. ‘The result of the experiments of the great accoustician Helmholtz, was the discovery of the prin- ciples underlying this harmonic or sympathizing effect in the production of sound; but Sohmer & Co, have devised the most practical method of applying the prin- ciple to the piano-forte, by which they soften and beau- tify the tone, and prolong its singing quality, which is a most desired effect, hitherto unattainable by any other means. ‘The Bijou grand, in shape, is somewhat differ- ent from that of the ordinary small grand, being carved on both sides, which admits of its being finished all around, an advantage which enables it to be placed in a Parlor, ‘while its compact form adapts it to an ordinary. sized room. THE BEST PROTECTION | THE SAFEST INVESTMENT ! For yourself, your family, your estate, The Non-Forfeiting Free Tontine Policy OF THE | NEW-YORK LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY, 346 & 348 Broadway, New York. Norninc Can Tae TH Ptace or Sounp Lire Insurance. WHY WILL YOU WAIT? Write to the Company direct . | Vor Results of Policies now Maturing, and terms, | stating your age. WAVE TIME AND MONEY. It is economy to do a thing well in the first place and avoid having to ‘do it over, therefore plaster your house with INDESTRUCTIBLE, ADAMANT WALL PLASTER. IT SAVES CONSTANT REPAIRING. For circolars and fall information address ADAMANT M’E'G CO., syracuse, N.Y. or Bennett Building, N.Y, city. [ursmion tins Fares.) T Kansan (in Chicago) —"* Give me a Kreutzer Sonata.” Barkecper —"A what?" Kansan—"A Kreutzer So- nata, _{ heard it had been prohibited, and I come from St. Paul Pioneer Press, Here is a good-natured tussle for a cake of Pears’ Soap, which only illustrate. how necessary it becomes to all persons who have once tried it and discovered its merits, Some who ask for it have to contend for it a more serious way, and that too in drug stores, where all sorts of inferior soaps, represented ‘*as just as good,” are urged upon them as substitutes, But there is noth ing “*just as good,” and they can always get PEAR: Soap, it they will be as persistent as are these urchins. SHUN MISREPRESENTATIONS. Judge's Library. . Published Monthly. Price 10¢. per copy. foveeurneney wreveeneneay DGE’S LIBRARY is a neatly printed 32-page book containing a selection of the best jokes and black and white pictures which have appeared in JUDGE from time to time, to all of which JupDGE’s well-known artists and writers are contributors, It is a MONTHLY MAGAZINE OF FUN, and is to be obtained of newsdealers and book- sellers everywhere, or will be sent postpaid by the publishers on receipt of price. Th THE FOLLOWING NUMBERS BRARY ARE ALWAY No.9, ZIM'S SKETCHES. A collection of Zim’s inimi- table pictures. No. 10, JUDGE'S CALENDAR. Year book. IRISH ARISTOCRACY. A funny book full of funny sayings and funny doincs of our Irish brother. ON THE RAIL. A humorously illustrated skit 0 railroads and railroad traveling. OUR FRIEND, THE HEBREW. A comical portrayal of our Hebrew friend’s little eccentrici- ties. Not vicious, yet spicy enough to be enjoyed by everybody. ROUGH AND TOUGH. Iustrating the humor- ous side of the every-day life of the genus tramp. MR. HAYSEED. The countryman at home and abroad ; his experiences, laughable aed otherwise, WILD WEST. The home of the whoop and the whooper. Sketches of western life on the spot— and off the spot. No. 1%, SEA AND SHORE. TO BE HAD. A laughable New= | Noa. Skits of the summer season. The Judge Publisbing Co., JUDGE BUILDING, No. 110 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK CITY. comicbooks.com