Judge — August 23, 1890 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE said Chollie. ‘* What's It's 11:55, and my motto * Never put off till to-morrow what you can do '—Boston Daily Traveller. “Well, I must go now your hurry ?" asked Ethel. in life is, to-day.’ It was a Kansas reporter who wished a newly-wedded pair ‘a happy life, and that their pathway may be strewn with roses as they journey hand in hand down the rug- ged stream of life."— Terre Haute Express. Little boy (to Italian of whom his father has just made a purchase) —"*Are you Italian?" /aalian—"'Si “Papa, what is that in American?” '— Boston Transcript, An Ilinois church society dismissed their pastor be- cause he played croquet so late that he missed the ‘er-meeting. ‘There is a time for all things, but the pastor no doubt had more fun than if he had prayed so late that he missed the croquet.—Norristown Herald. Crusty (ccading his paper)—"'T declare ! here is a man up in Michigan who while out hunting mistook another man for a bear and shot him, I can’t for the life of me see how he could make such a mistake.” Mrs, Cr )—"Humph ! Can't you? Well, Chee Tribune, ON EASY PAYMENTS. ‘Noextra charge; all makes,new or 24 hand. Hiasard a Con 91 0 St Pe 6 8t. Peoria DEAF nee Casbione;) Whispers beard dis ets Tepe one ate a neal imaneey el. tattgneen fe ee GOVSe wine tor ilustrated took of prools REE. Mention this paper. Judge’s Library. Published Monthly. Price 10c. per copy. seseseserenGeceeeseeee DGE’S LIBRARY is a neatly printed 32-page book containing a selection of the best jokes and black and white pictures which have appeared in JUDGE from time to time, to all of which JUDGE'S well-known artists and writers are contributors, It is a MONTHLY MAGAZINE OF FUN, and is to be obtained of newsdealers and book- sellers everywhere, or will be sent postpaid by the publishers on receipt of price. The ubiquitous train-boy has it. Ask him to let you see a copy. FOLLOWING NUMBERS OF JUDGE'S LI- BRARY ARE ALWAYS TO BE HAD. 9, ZIM'S SKETCHE: table pictures. SUDGE'S CALENDAR. Year book. IRISH ARISTOCRACY. A funny book full of funny sayings and funny doings of our Irish brother. ON THE RAIL. A humorously illustrated skit on railroads and railroad traveling. OUR FRIEND, THE HEBREW. A comical portrayal of our Hebrew friend’s little eccentrici- ties. Not vicious, yet spicy enough to be enjoyed by everybody. ROUGH AND TOUGH. Illustrating the bumor- ous side of the every-day life of the genus tramp. MR. HAYSEED. The countryman at home and abroad : his experiences, laughable ued otherwise, WILD WEST. The home of the whoop and the whooper. Sketches of western life on the spot~ and off the spot. SEA AND SHORE. A collection of Zim's tnimb No. 10, A laughable New= No... Skits of the summer season. 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Now if I only knew where [ could fire it.” Afr, Dorber —* What's the matter with the ash-barrel 7" —Boston Transcript. * What street Hour street.” Four sister to say it is Si A peddler has just been thrown out of the second- Proprietor of the house, Coming again in the room, joking aside, don't you want to buy something ?” —Fliegende Blatter, * By the way, Nellie, I want to warn you against having anything to do with that Mrs, Fastleigh ‘Her reputation in New York is She seemed a nice sort of wor How shady is her reputation, dear?” shady that she never has to carry a parasol."— Jester The xty-second street.” Johnny Well, don’t sixty seconds make an hour?"—Chi- represents a man and team going along with a can of dynamite to shoot a well. “Very natural indeed.” “Here is the companion picture.” but the man and team are not there.” Of course not. It is the vacation season, Business suggestions are al- most out of order. Just a little hint for fall work; a Remington Standard Typewriter. A man was in town the other day selling musical cor- sets, the slightest pressure produci 1g a few bars of pop- do you reside on, Johnny?" cher —** | understood “Now, Herr Here is a good-natured tussle for a cake of Pears’ Soap, which only illustrates how necessary it becomes to all persons who have once tried it and discovered its merits. Some who ask for it have to contend for it in a more serious way, and that too in drug stores, where all sorts of inferior soaps, represented **as just as good,” are urged upon them as substitutes, But there is noth- ing “*just as good,” and they can always get PEARS’ Soap, it they will be as persistent as are these urchins, SHUN MISREPRESENTATIONS. n, lack — Young artis Friend —" Ye Young artist dynamite has gone off.”"— AIR ON THE FAGE, “35 WE OFFER $1,000 FOR FAILURE OR THE SLIGHEST INJURY. 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