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JUDGE $23 Weeks—" How does this weather agree with you, Wentman?" Wentman—'* It doesn't. T find it cheap- er to agree with the weather." —A merican Grocer. When Raby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gave them Castoria display in a bargain. . **Some are clothes, are they?” replied Si “Would you have the goodness to tell me what the rest of the garments are?" —Smith, Gray & Co.'s Monthly. Mrs. Wixstow’s Sooriina Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, "25 cents a bottle. “Oh, no; let's not go!" exclaimed the little boy as his nurse proposed going on board a yacht, and then the youngster burst into tears. “* Why, Willie, what in the world is the matter?” “*I just h-h-heard one m-m-man tell another to set the s-s-spanker.""—Provi- dence Journal, We probe with telescope the milky way ; ‘The ocean depths with diving-bells, and say Phat science knows no limit ; yet ‘tis said ‘The wise postmaster hides his puzzled head The knotty problem from precedence bred, Which doughty dame is re BROTHERS MATCHLESS 33 UNION SQUARE. i NEW YORK. _4 In shame, and freely owns he cannot master | i = =10— CENTS PACKAGE. An all-tobacco, Long Filler Cigarette, the most delicious and wholesome CONSOLIDATED CIGARETTE CO. New York. Universally acknowledged the BEST that can be made, Irrespective of Price. Illustrated circular, prices, ete.; mailed free on application, N. ESPENSCHEID, Salesroom, 118 Nassau St., NEW YORK. Agencies throuzhoct to United States LITTLE WHEELS. The weaver waits for the spinner’s yarn ; The spinner is idle for want of wool ; ‘The shearers watch in the fragrant barn For the sheep that graze by the meadow pool ; But little Boy Blue who drives the flock Has fallen asleep by a sheltering rock, While many a baby in Boston town Is crying for want of a soft wool gown. ‘The shearers threatened in language strong ; ‘The weavers’ wrath can never be told ; The wheel is spinning an angry song, ‘And the babies’ toes are purple with cold ; For the shepherd-lad who is sleeping still Isa litle wheel in the world's great mil, And the world’s full grist is not well ground Till each little wheel turns round and round. I dreamed this dream but an hour ago, When I awoke to my surprise To find nurse galloping to and fro And baby's fists thrust into his eyes. Oh, what little wheel was running away And making so jolly a baby cry Till his face was as red 4s a poppy's silk? ‘The lassie was late who brings the milk ! —May Riley Smith in Wide Awake, “Throw physic to the dogs,” ters for good digestion and a healthy appetite. M'frs, Dr. J.G. B. Siegert & Son and use Angostura Bit- Sole ‘Ask your druggist. “Won by a neck !" exclaimed the racy young woman as she surveyed the exquisitely négligé costume which had brought Alphonse to his knees.—Dry Goods Chronicle, “Do unto others az yu would hav them do unto yu.”" Praize in others what yu would like tew hav praized in yu iz the very sub! ty ov blowing yure own trumpet. yesh Billings. * Why do you think “How does that make Well, you see she has her specks t must be a Boston gir he is all freckled.” her a Boston girl ? on.”—Boston Courier. ‘The Blizzard is far too courteous and considerate to call any lady a chump. We therefore make bare me tion of the fact that the record is at hand of a Loui ville woman of twenty-eight marrying a man eight nine years old who has twenty-nine children.— Or! City Blizsard, Boker’s Bitters since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, whether taken pure or with wines or liquors AND OTHER CORDIALS. While hydrophobia rageth over all the land, man useth thrice strengthened wire when he goeth about muzzling all the dogs. Verily man is a foolish creature, for well he knoweth that nothing maketh him so mad as the bite of a mosquito, and bebold, he useth the flimsiest tarletan for his mosquito muslin !—Zvmira HE NEW HOLLENDEN, of Cleveland, Ohio, is the most magniticent hotel in’ the west, American and European plans. “ Oi'm havin’ th’ darndest toime wid that gurl Belinda said a respected citizen of Palace hill. ** She in’ me half crazy wid her fashions an’ dress- siz t' me the other day, ‘ Mommer, does ye popper wull be wearin” his whoite shirt on ‘Oi told her Oi tot he'd be more like t” wear Sunday?” his outing shirt av th’ weather kept warm, Wall, come Sund: what does me lady do but shtart aff airly in th’ on a picnic t’ Tommyought lake, an’ it’s no more we saw her till avenin’, whin in she.walked as boul as you plate, an" she didn't hev Dinny’s whoite shirt on Oi'm a lala. Oi t'ot Dinny ‘ud faint whin he saw her. ‘Fer th’ love av hivin, Mary Ann," siz he to me, ‘hey th’ gurl no chemaizas?” At that Belinda bursht out laffin', ‘Why, popper, you ould chappi she, ‘that’s th’ latist shtoile; ail th’ young ladies av Cottage hill an’ th’ south side are wearin’ thim, an’ they think they're awful shwell.’ ‘Thot's all roight fer th’ young tale oe Cottage hill an’ th’ south side,’ siz Din- ay, ‘but av there's any shwellin’ done in a shirt ov moine I'll know somethin’ av it myself,’ siz he. ‘Take th’ gurl t’ th’ other room an’ sarch her ; she may hey me overalls on." ‘The poor gurl filt bad whin she come to think how bould she looked, but Oi suppose she'll be wearin’ some other new-fangled t'ing as soon as she sees some ‘un else wid it on. "It do bate all what t'ings gits in a gurl’s moind,"—Oil City Blizzard. 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