Judge — August 16, 1890 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 31 ‘The farmer who exhibits the big carrot at the county fair has every reason to expect a prize. Ie knows his carrot can't be beet." Elmira Gazette. When all the wind shall have been extracted from the Minneapolis census returns there are likely to be re- newed disturbances throughout the northwestern torna- Jo belt. Chicago News. PATHS. ‘The path that leads to a loaf of bread Winds through the swamps of toil, And the path that leads to a suit of clothes Goes through a flowerless soil ; And the paths that lead to a loaf of bread And the suit of clothes are hard to tread. And the path that leads to a house of your own Climbs over the bowldered hills, And the path that leads to a bank-account Is swept by the blast that kills ; But the men who start in the paths to-day In the lazy hills may go astray, In the lazy hills are trees of shade By the dreamy brooks of sleep, And the rollicking river of pleasure laughs ‘And gambols down the steep ; But when the blasts of the winter come, ‘The brooks and the river are frozen dumb. Then woe to those in the lazy hills, When the blasts of winter moan, Who strayed from the path to a bank-account ‘And the path to a house of their own ; ‘These paths are hard in the summer heat, But in winter they lead to a snug retreat. —S.W. Foss in the Yankee Blade, JUDGE'S LIBRARY, “SEK and SNORE.” JUST ISSUED. When offered to you on the Cars, Steamboats, at News- stands, Anywhere and Everywhere, INVEST TEN CENTS IN IT, We give you this STRAIGHT TIP that it will be the best mevestment of your Life BUFFALO LITHIA WATER DISSOLVES STONE IN THE BLADDER. A case stated by Dr. C. H. S. Davis of Meriden, Conn., in the “New England Medical Monthly” tor July, 1890. See page 469 of that journal. Mr. R. L. Roys, of this city, consulted me about two years ago for stone in the blad- der, from which he had been suffering for a number of years. On my suggestion he commenced the use of the Buffalo Lithia Water, as he was very much opposed to opera- tive interference. After using the water for a short time, disintegration to a certain extent took place and large quantities of stone were passed. For several days in suc- cession, he passed as much as a teaspoonful of the debris, and at intervals for a consid- erable period he passed large quantities, and under the continued use of the water, there was a constant passage of calculi until he was 7 relieved of his trouble. od eit tecee. ‘The photograph sent herewith is a correct representation and exact size of some of the largest specimens of calculi discharged by Mr. Roys. A chemical and microscopical analysis showed that they are uric acid with a trace of the oxalate of lime. WATER IN CASES OF ONE DOZEN HALF-GALLON BOTTLES, $5.00, F, 0. B. HERE. THOMAS F. GOODE, Proprietor, Buffalo Lithia Springs, Va. AVE TIME AND MONEY. Iris Des doa eink well in the first place and avoid having to do it over, therefore plaster your house with INDESTRUCTIBLE ADAMANT WALL PLASTER. IT SAVES CONSTANT REPAIRING. ar ciealars and fll information address ADAMANT WE'G CO., syracuse, WY, or Bennett Building, N.Y. city. 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