Judge — August 16, 1890 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE IN THE MORNING. “The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the tire." —Jer. Vit. 18. HEN I git up o' mornin’s fer to light the kitchen Gre An’ watch the blaze go ereepin’ up the chimbly higher an’ higher, A-snappin’ an’ a-cracklin’ with exhiler- atin’ roar, A-sendin’ out the warmness clair acrost the puncheon (oor, An’ I koeel down to toast my shins an’ rub my horny hands An’ see the sparks a-flashin’ back from mother's shiny pans, My feclin’s goes to warblin’ like a blue- bird on a spice— When I git up 0° mornin’s fer to light the kitchen fire, An’ then the room gits good an’ warm, the kettle starts to bile, An’ mother potters down the stairs an’ stan's an’ yawns a while, 1p, You fo an’ rouse them sleepy boys o° yours, an’ the’s lots to do besides the mornin’ chores.” ‘An’ then she breshes up the hearth with that old turkey-wing ‘An’ stoops an’ pulls her stockin’s ‘up an’ tics “em with a string, ‘An’ Towser yawns an’ stretches out an’ acts a little shyer When I git up 0” mornin’s fer to light the kitchen fire. An’ when the boys come trompin’ in an’ scrouge around an’ spat ‘An’ kick the dog an’ poke the fire an’ set down on the cat, The coffee-pot 's briled over an’ the biscuit "s steamin’ hot, The sassidges jest brown enough, the breakfast-table so, ." an’ pours the coffe out— I to me's sedaily drawin’nigher (cr to light the kitchen fire. NOT UP TO HER EXPECTATION THE WESTERN UNION TELEGRAPH COMPANY. DIDN’T STOP TO THINK. F. WAS conelud- ing his story of a a rapid ride‘on a train Cteataes f and said, * We went a ‘ohana Bie me mile a minute.” Zany ra “Why, Charles!” put in his wife, “we G Peas Baek went faster than that. TEACHING THE Boy TI I'll wager the train Cuter coNsrteatoR —" It's called ‘picking, th went a mile in two These fellers is supposed t' be dragons a-guardin’ th’ do is t' say * Dragons, avaunt ! I want them treasure Tuy NEW Hoy —" Dragoons aunt ! T want them"—— (/fe got them.) minutes MAKING PREPARATIONS. ‘ ‘Now I'm ready for the sum- mer boarders,” exclaimed Farmer Meddergrass. “What have you done?” THE MESSAGI ‘ ‘oe “Sold the cow INGERSOLL DEFENDS 4, fl a A ALL IN ONE. THE WEED. “ERA : j AUD is pretty, THINKS that with a gentle \ M Ida witty, Learned is Kitty, in myself refresh ; Houbectad ) ONY Much of good has faithful Delia done ; { t welcome to the jaw t ® And salutary to the flesh. RE RWIS: Clara’s stylish, Ruth is zealous, But Tam in no dilemma, And you never need be jealous, For in you I have them all in one, CKORGE BIRDSRVE, The heart grows light, the brain grows clear, The balm of nico! amid ; ¥ ‘The ills of life all disappear y y ‘) Tn presence of ye noble quid, lll Eo AT LONG BEACH. For me contentment, peace, and eave He Why do ‘you. call:;this When this best friend of man T Tae LANA aisno;umbrell . aE: $ j D E She—" Because it has spots “Then ‘twixt these molars let me ‘ Ne | on it.” ie eae Wack vel i DAMAGED BY WATER. ne pungent herb whose praise rf 1 ba sanoesrat a : NS Larkin —"\ water-spout has ‘= at “5 i, ‘ / mean” done a great deal of damage in YOUR fats to others you should ! " : f never mention ; s “Oh, yes; Your ais will give that daty due J THE ENTERTAINMENT s makers do more tention Kess—" Tell ‘m all where you've been you get home, won't you 7” harm than good, comicbooks.com