Judge — August 2, 1890 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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fi, nan Nt) Heal hi hy HSH (A FROM THE CONNINC Toor Trrvs—* Elhester Heathstone, all is over between us! I have Para Heatustoxr—" Look here, friend, you're the ninth in six found a fickleness in your character which I can never forgive. Good-bye.” months. Can't we compromise this thing? HUM OF THE COURT. HERE is one good thing about the call of our sharp litle governor ae , on Mrs. Hendricks. The good lady not only received him kindly, [EVE WORE the: prettiese: Bathing -suie but she didn’t abduct him. LL WOMEN must love something, and Marie Bashkirtscff loved THe FOOT of the Chicago girl has been insulted too much. The herself. truth is that the Chicago young lady has such small extremities A DESERT of alkali is believed by Mr. William Nye to be the petri- that she repeatedly puts them in her mouth, fied hush of centuries. woman, as her name indicates, says of all she has seen HE KAISER. gets sick at sea, and will therefore order that the in England she likes the men best. This is not covery, Un- waves be combed with a doubtedly of all she has seen lawn-mower, - - elsewhere she has the same pref- HENRY WATTERSON is so F 7 erence. mad at the Lodge bill that a é > “ [TsuRPRI he threatens to hang himself sz with one of the postscripts of his five-column articles S us to see the Pittsburg Dispatch speak of two dogs supposed to be con- ‘ ‘WAG nected with the JUDGE. Why, TWO DEATHS by the stings $ * of sae hr \ you dear litle whelp! if we of bees and one by the i ; \ / should hold up a bone your thousand-legged worm show us te aoe od VRAD yelps could be heard from Pitts- again, in the logic of the prohi- j MN ( ght burg to Coney island. bitionist, that the summer must Neto, j ; TH is a Canadian default- be abolished. i cr and he can't be found. OSCAR WILDE says he A B. Sag “ ) Retribution is sure to come to hates to see his name ina gg AGS thal fe) ft, those Canadians in some shape; newspaper, and with the sole ; V4, a L od but we hope they will rob the exception of this mention we Sf. { tt | g sy ( American defaulters. among re sure everybody hates to see YP ‘ Me a3 ; bi, them until they can’t get money it as much as he does. ¢ F % enough to pay their fare home. OUR FLAG, hoisted by Un- 1 ee SA a, T OCCURS to us that the ex- dertaker Smith of Hamil- : . pen i m is not ton, Ont., was riddled with bul- large, and that therefore the lets on the fourth of July. wails of many of the iridescent Smith, there were your c b \ summer pocts are so contempt- Why didn’t you fill them an = = te ible as to warrant a vigorous DURING hot weather every : y E yo spanking; the same to be con- disagreement between gov- ee . = : ferred, not with the dignity used ernments hints of war; and after j f . an by the mother-in-law, but by hot weather the governments z J “Yo = . U ant of the summer sands learn what fools they and the : = : soe aaa with his little shovel. papers have made of themselves ¢ fortyrone sates besides r of Springfield, 0.. ae > = - company. — Jud, What, only forty-one states? superintendent of the Method “| A ale irs aun ed persuasion, recently apologi taer, to the congregation to which he belongs for letting his daughters dance on his lawn. It appears to us that the apology v u + eck chitinase tun ' amise seach ta eae Mornex —"Come back, children; I thought it was one of the vi 4 ae Fa aine sufficient. He ought t boys with a bent pin and an alder pole. That thing couldn't catch one of you if Smarty, that there are forty-nine their legs. he tried a week. now. We spoke just previous to the admission of Wyoming and ’ "TtSthe yl HER CONTEMPT FOR THE QUALITY. him!—the other one. Of 5 course everybody knows, old comicbooks.com