Judge — August 2, 1890 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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280 JUDGE F. JOYNER (Formerly of Glens Falls, N. ¥.), Manufacturer of HIGH - GRADE CANOES AND PLEASURE BOATS, STHAM LAUNOHES, ETC., Foot of Governor's Lane, MOHAWK RIVER, ; SCHENECTADY, N. Y. See advertisements ia United States and Canadian Yacht Club Register Lor sion (published by RS. 194 and 195. and Pas Also in A. fe, fourth page, advertisement, and June number of Rudder. Howe, No. C. A. and W. ‘Broadway * A. Year- New York City), pages ts. June number soit {cd if you want the bes work made, or a Trunkless Plate Centreboard, especially in Rowboats and Canoes for use at once, send on your orders. Send for Catalogue any way, and be sure to give full address, plain. HAIR on THE FACE, NECK, ARMS OR ANY PART OF THE PERSON QUICKLY DISSOLVED AND REMOVED WITH THE NEW SOLUTION “Trossorsm ay jncom ple gprasbing afterward it was d the new discover jour Tus stinTEst ThsU MOsy_ DELICATE. OxIN.—BI ‘mixture was accidentally ‘overed that the hair was. ‘and named it MODENE, oth scientibe dicovery ever attaiued such hbo eb will remo teach a ant feeling when applied or ever after ——ALCOMMENDED BY ALL WHO Wave TesTeD ITs Gentlemen who doi wchich doce way wit Tenderiog lux future vorkln, Young per WE OFFER $1,000 FOR FAILURE OR THE SLIGHEST LEC: TS 8 PEOPLE OF REFINEME! rilvofa beard cay sip Mon Ive and destrove the Beinciplo of tbe air, thereby armies water should use Moder 1d. securely sealed ‘with your fall ed the samme as oy pox eppeat again.) MANUFACTURING GO. CINCINNATI ONO, U8. A. FACTURERS OF THE HIGHEST GRADE NAIR PREPARATIONS, repieter your letter at any Post-ofice and ineure Ita cafe eeltery GB wuury. EVERY, BOTTLE GUARANTEED. The professor (drawing a letter out of his pocket) — “It is very strange. I’m sure | put this letter in the letter-box, but"—searching further—* goodness grac- ious ! where's my handkerchief 7°—/Ai/ade TING Times, | R.H.MACY & CO. SIXTH AVENUE, 13th to 14th Street, NEW YORK, Buy Your Harness, Saddlery, and Stable Requisites of us, and save from 25 to 33 per cent. Try Our Own Laundry Soap, $3.24 per box, containing 60 Ibs. Save from 20 to 50 per cent. on Oriental Rugs and Embroideries, by purchasing of us. We carry a full line, to which additions are constantly made by direct importation SYRACUSE DASHES Fenders. w CARRIAGE Trimmings, Write for Mlustrated Price Lisi Don't Delay Sale Light. Handsome, wren GEieebas Compact IT Costs TOO MUCH To teil about the boat here. Send for our catalo Acme Folding Boat Go., Miamisbu A funny thing is that a secretary can hunt for a week to discover the record of an action taken by his society, and yet find it in a minute.—Ainghamton Leader, there any cashier,” he cried, ‘*in the bank 7" And his voice was choked with fear, While there floated across from the Canada line A faint, far echo, ‘* Here!" Philadelphia Times, “It's the queerest thing, you know ; I called on that Miss Hankinson of Harlem last night and that Chubb was there. when Chubb offered to bet Miss Hankinson that I could not go down to the battery and be back in two hours. She took the bet and I started. I did it in an hour and forty minutes, but when T got back to the house Chubb | had gone home and Miss Hankinson had retired.”— Seattle Press. LITTLE POUSSE-CAFE. What passion-freaks my ruler has, What changing hues of mood! Sweet ever as a maid may be, But not at all times good What impulse of the moment will This reckless one obe} My wayward girl, my darling girl, My little fousse-café, Jealous the little vixen is— ‘The chartreuse green, my pet— Now fairly white in pretty rage— There comes the anisette ! So, as with cordials in the glass The shifting colors play ; My wayward girl, my darling girl, My little pousse-café, A flush upon the peachy cheek? Well, curagoa’s red— A storm of kisses, fierce and hot, Upon my forehead shed ; With all the rest, since blood is warm, ‘There is the brandy's sway ; My wayward girl, my darling girl, My little pousse-café, But ah! the new look in her eyes! ‘The dearest change is this: The benedictine softness now, ‘The trust and perfect bliss. This is the melting mood of love, This is the one should stay ! My wayward girl, my darling girl, My little pousse-café. —Stantey Waterloo in America, 1 hadn't been in the room ten minutes | A PARABLE. Once upon a time in one of the outer courts of para- dise an angel was dispensing gifts to the theatrical pro- fession, Many of the actors presen asked for things which they had desired earnestly, such as ‘The centre of the stage ; The genius of Booth ‘The beauty of Anderso: ‘The friendship of a critic, And the angel gave each his choice from a large table where the gifts were displayed. Atlast it was the Eng- lish actor's turn to choose. “T want this,” he said, and he picked up a round object from the table and was walking awa ** Drop that !" said the angel. ‘* We all know that you have wanted that for a long time, but you can’t have it, Guess agai ‘Then the English actor dropped it was dull and nauseating Tt was the earth ! a thud which —Dramatic Mirror. Sudge’s Library. Published Monthly. Price 10c. per copy. sveesneeeeee UDGE’S LIBRARY is a neatly printed 32-page book containing a selection of the best jokes and black and white pictures which have appeared in JUDGE from time to time, to all of which JupGE's well-known artists and writers are contributors. It is a MONTHLY MAGAZINE OF FUN, and is to be obtained of newsdealers and book- sellers everywhere, or will be sent postpaid by the publishers on receipt of price. The ubiquitous train-boy has it. Ask him to let you see a copy. THE FOLLOWID BRARY ARE ALWAYS TO BE HAD. No.9, ZIM'S SKETCHES, table pictures. JUDGE'S CAL! Year book. IRISH ARISTOCRACY. A funny book full of funny sayings and funny doings of our Irish brother. ON THE RAIL. A humorously illustrated skit on railroads and railroad traveling. . OUR FRIEND, THE HEBREW. A comical portrayal of our Hebrew friend's little eccentrici- ties, Not vicious, yet spicy enough to be enjoyed by everybody, ROUGH AND TOUGH. Mlustrating the humor- ‘ous side of the every-day life of the genus tramp. MR. HAYSEED. The countryman at home and abroad ; his experiences, laughable and otherwise. WILD WEST. The home of the whoop and the whooper. Sketches of western life on the spot— and off the spot. . SEA AND SHORE, (Ready August ust.) The Judge Publishing Co., JUDGE BUILDING, No. 110 FIFTH AVENUE, A collection of Zim No. 10, ENDAR. A laughable New- No.1, Skits of the summer season. NEW YORK CITY. comicbooks.com