Judge — August 2, 1890 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

WASTED Aunt Hester (as the boat goes over) —"* Save me, Edborough ! Oh, Ed- borough, save me!” Unxcie Epsorovcin —" 1 will if you'll do just as 1 tell you." Auxt Hester —"T'll try; but sive me! save me!” ° AGONY. Usete Epnoroven —" Well, just stand up, will you 7" SUMMER SPORTS. | HIS is the happy season wher a young man goes away on his vac (COLON | INGERSOLL AND VAN VOORHIS. INGERSOLL lately appeared before a Rochester court cation and comes back with a fice resembling a Mohawk Indian in a lawsuit. During the progress of the trial he said to ex- | the time of paint and war. His nose is of a brilliant crimson and his Congressman Van Voorhis, the opposing counsel, “Mr. Van Voorhis, if chin and cheek-bones are a tawny hue, while the rest of his face va- you don't stop objecting so much I s ries trom baby-pink to sunset-red. “Have a opinion of you L be forced to change my Pe good time ind in reply he pulls up his coat-sleeve and exhibits an arm the color ] of the new two-cent stamps. That is his idea of fun. Ifa man had towork as hard for his live ing as he does in extracting pleasure from the fleeting hours of the joyous summer he would kick—and no one would blame him. But in Van Voorhis —* Mr. Ingersoll, | thought you were a man who never changed his opinion.” Ingersoll — Well, | may have to some day, and I suppose you'll be there to twit me about it.” you as! HE NEVER CATCHES ANYTHING. ] pursuit of happiness he considers no exertion Summayei Rhine with i 1 too hard or tiresome. He will chase a base- sedate ea he Pa aaa has 1 ball across the fields and slide on his neck Minwcocwalht, Stank emi pe | from base to base in three inches of dust, and . reeicace Se EN Mey gn men eas! i lo, the fiery, well-trained steed, Gaslay —" Not at all. You seem to for- that is what he calls fun. Se ie fe at es \ Hewil ah ef dav ceihe brid anii dashing on at lightning spec get that Jaysmith is a detective, | cl i al day Ta the bring an an Whee Ta dat hose aaa use every means to coax the finny fish from May: hece'et as’sfrer come la yas - | the watery depths and he will sit in a boat But if Ac’s not in One, Two, Three, A PRIVATE UTTERANCE. 1 and row for miles, and this he terms sport What care [ how fleet he be? German hotel-kerper —" Vist! the great ! i He will knock a ball backward and for- ition i ; Bismarck was here half an hour ago.” “1 { ward over a tennisenet shricking * Forty, love! Andy wehen } dns cern: oes Reporter —"Ab! did he anything to lee to the pretty girl on the other side of the net Mavesbacked: that: ester (ors: place you of an official : — 4 bs i" I watch him then (with hope suppli ) me my Ratue | until he is wellenigh exhausted, and that is ine Wilh destihicg als Wacker arise German hotet-keeper No: | cluded under the general head of pleasure. Rut if he's not in One, Two, ‘three, was merely that of a private ger And the lazy man who watches this poor Whit'tare I whew ebcihe be? teporter —"Tell me wh man asketh him, “What is work German hotel-keeper —"* | use od THE RE ‘T OFFER HE COULD MAKE. Miss Crenres (t0 herself) —" Just my luck! all tired out, and not a SaWEDOFY PereRs (gallantly) —" Take my standin'-room, lady.” seat in the car. ° comicbooks.com