Judge — July 26, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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The beggar had no blood—didn’t even know his grandfather's name."—WVew York Herald, Streetcar conductor (to driver) —"" | wonder what that man is running so hard for.” Driver (looking back) —"' Mebby the fool wants ter git on, G'lang !"— New York Weekly. Mrs. Wixsiow's Sootitinc Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, "25 cents a bottle. Farmer's wife—" Mt you will hel will give you something to eat.” Dirty Davidson, the tramp (baughtily)—" Ma’am! I'm a gentleman! 1 never beat my way."— Toledo Blade. beat this carpet 1 Brown —"* Jones is one of the greatest fools going, | believe.” Swizh—"I think otherwise.” — Brozwn— “You do! Why?" Smith—"The lawyers refused to accept him as a juryman the other da Courier. Hampden Sewall—"' Doc, | wish you'd step down to | the house and see my wife.” " Paysician —"* What seems to be the matter?" /ampden Sewall—'*Oh, she's been working like a horse for two or three days and is all worn out.” Physician —"* Why don't you see a veterinary surgeon?"—Rochester Post-Express. “Throw physic to the dogs,” and use Angostura Bit- ters for good digestion and a healthy appetite. Sole M'f'rs, Dr. J.G. B. Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist. Sergeant McFiun (instructing the new recruit) — “‘Yez pull down the hook fur’as ye can and w: fone minute for to hear de bells. Is it clear to yez?" Patrolman N all clear. But how do yez ring in a false alarm, sergeant, if ye plaze?" —Bostonian, First sociely young man— Von Bewlow yet?” Have you been to hear ‘Second ditto—" Ves ; Von Boolow is a wonderful artist, isn’t he?” Third’ ditto—" Von Beclow’s technique is simply marvelous!" Fourth ditt —"‘Are you speaking of Von Booeelow? Yes, he's grand."—Chicago Tribune. HE NEW HOLLENDEN, of Cleveland, Ohio, is the ‘most magnificent hotel in’ the west. American and Buropean plans. ‘A noted evan; his meetings : ist not long ago announced at one of the services to-morrow will be for women only. _ Pastors of churches will be admitted, but no men,” Was this an acknowledgment of the ancient tradition that there are three sexes—men, women, and ministers. —Congregationalist, Mamma—" Ethel, get up, dear. Don't you know it’s naughty to play that way? Mr. Smith's little girl wouldn't play so. She's a good little girl.” Evhel (quickly) —"* Well, mamma, Bessie Smith ought to be a better girl than i am. jer papa’s a minister and my papas only a deacon.” — Figaro, “Mamma, I know the gentleman's name that called to see Aunt Ellie last night, and nobody told me, cither.” ‘Well, then, what is it, Bobby Why, George Dont. { heard her say George don’t in the parlor four of five times hand-running. “That's what his name is."—Philadelphia Times. fe," said his father as he came home at night, “have you been a good bo} Did you ask mam- il Don't you know?" in 's this way,” explained “Well, quired his father. Willie. being bad, and I don’t want to go back on anything she might’ saj New York Herald, Fis vacant Sk NES sites ae 168 STATE sTMELT, CHICAGO ILL HEADACHE ‘Ma's ideas and mine differ as to what is | A paper recently started at Julian, Idaho, has for its rasp for all in sight and hustle for more.”” Boker's Bitters since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, whether taken pure or with wines or liquors AND OTHER CORDIALS. ‘There is something suspicious about the anxiety of the Buffalo newspapers to have the police patrol wagons covered so as to hide their passengers from view.— Rochester Union, THE KAISER'S FAVORITE Champagne is ‘Cabinet Sekt,” of Kloss & Foerster, Freyburg. ‘Thomsen & Co., 87 Wall st., sole agents. Tourist (in antique cemetery) —"' ‘ Here lies Ebenezer rasp," eh? (indulgently). 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