Judge, 1890-06-28 · page 15 of 16
Judge — June 28, 1890 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page is **primarily advertisements** with minimal editorial content. The actual satirical humor consists of brief, standalone jokes rather than political cartoons: **The Jokes:** - A doctor's quip about saving someone's "bacon" (liver pun) - A debtor dismissively refusing to pay, calling creditors' concerns "none of [their] business" - A lecturer interrupted by an audience member shouting "Come off!" (expressing skepticism) - A man politely but sarcastically asking for the return of his umbrella placed in another's ear **Context for Modern Readers:** These are genteel, Victorian-era humor reflecting: - Mild social commentary on debt and financial irresponsibility - Etiquette violations and passive-aggressive responses - Doctor/body-humor wordplay **The Advertisements:** The page is dominated by commercial pitches for lawn tennis equipment, fireworks, beauty products (removing wrinkles, facial hair), weight-loss treatments, and real estate in Salt Lake City—typical late 19th-century Judge magazine content. No substantive political satire appears here.
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Little Blifferton —"* Nery careless of me, I'm sure. 1 wondered what became of it, and—would it be too much trouble to ask you to return it?"—Dry Goods Chronicle. SALT LAKE CITY. ‘The special attention of our readers is invited to the advertisement elsewhere of the Real Estate Exchange of Salt Lake City, Utah, calling attention to its attrac tions as a summer and health resort, and a rapidly ris- ing metropolis. 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Iu ¢ooch a case as dis you should go buy some machinery and have your arms pulled down.” —Detroit Free Press. SALT LAKE CITY ONE OF THE CREAT FIVE, NEW YORK, CHICAGO. DENVER, SALT LAKE CITY AND SAN FRANCISCO. Midway between Denver and San Francisco ; 700 miles from either. Destined to become one of the great commercial cen- BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES are large in Real Estate 1 and 10 percent. Mort- gages. Iron, Coal and Silver Mining, Woolen, Mills. Glass Works. Paper Mills, Chemical Works, Mineral Paint, Natural Gas, Oil, Potteries, Slate, Asphaltum, Stone Quarries, Boot and Shot Factories, and Whiolesale houses, all Tines. Our people will atsist Manufacturing Enterprises and alse buy the goods Combine pleasure with investigation of the grandest butin Spportunitien and comet Salt Lake City this tummer. ltas ‘rated Pamp shtets, Special Tourist Rates and specific informa- ion desired, matled free, Address, REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE, Salt Lake City, Utah. 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A funny book full of funny sayings and funny doings of our Irish brother. ON THE RAIL, A humorously illustrated skit on railroads and railroad traveling. OUR FRIEND, THE HEBREW, A comical portrayal of our Hebrew friend's little eccentrici ties, Not vicious yet spicy enough to be enjoyed by everybody. ROUGH AND TOUGH. Mustrating the humor. ous side of the every-day life of the genus tramp. MR. HAYSEED. The countryman at home and abroad ; his experiences, laughable and otherwise. WILD WEST.” The home of the whoop and the whooper. Sketches of western life on the spot— and off the spot. SEA AND SHORE. (Ready August ut.) The Judge Publisbing Co., JUDGE BUILDING, No. 10 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK CITY. A laughable New No. 11. No. 14, No. 15, No, 16, No.1, Skits of the summer season. HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW 1% MODEL _HAWKEVE DETECTIVE CAMERA, VIEW CAMERA. CAMERA. If not, send at once for the Hawk-Fye Booklet containing full le Apparatus. ico pictures withoat reloading. 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