Judge — June 21, 1890 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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‘THE INNOCENT SUFFERER.—Continued. —-~‘'Now, Abimelech, we can have some comfort.” CENSUS INQUIRIES. (For the society girt) D° YOU wear the divided skirt? Have you read Marie Baskirtsef, and wasn't she just too awfully sweet ? Are you engaged, and if so is it your first offense ? Don't you think the Jenness-Miller system is—well—just a trifle rapid ? Have you read “Looking Back- ward"? Do you prefer your champagne dry or sweet? Would you know a ducal coronet if you saw one? Are you addicted to cigarettes? Can you play tennis a little bit, or do you only look upon the game as a medium to display fetching costumes and vivid hosiery ? Do you understand base-ball, and can you tell a fly from a foul? Can you sharpen a lead-pencil? Have you ever been in love with Robert Mantell ? Do you believe all that the Sun- day newspapers say about you in their illustrated articles ? What is your opinion of the tally- ho coaching-party as a means of im- proving young persons? Do you wear yellow ‘shoes in summer, and if so has it ever been found out? How many summers have you seen, and did you recognize them? Are you as old as you look? KATE MASTERION, A MONOLOGUE. Litlle bay (to big ci- A LETTER. “Editor of Ju “Sir—The inclosed sketch was made in his leisure time by my small son, and thinking that it shows traces of an artistic instinct | venture to send it to you for your possible approval. “Yours expectantly, “THE SMALL SON'S FATIH THE SKETCH, es PrugT rat Sra. in. FS tps Slap me.” THE REPLY. se stat £00 a 87, ow reat. WE REGRET. THAT WE DO NOT FIND THE INCLOSED SKETCHK AVAILABLE. Act Department. “I'd like to know why that drawin’ my father sent in for me th’ other day wasn't accepted! All my friends at th’ Black Rabbit club said it was bang up.” comicbooks.com