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This page from *Judge* magazine is primarily **advertising**, with some short humorous philosophical quotes and satirical commentary scattered throughout. The main notable content is **"Carl Pretzel's Philosophy,"** featuring a German-accented character offering aphorisms. The accent and name suggest ethnic humor typical of the era—a "Dutch" (German-immigrant) character dispensing folk wisdom in broken English. The jokes are mild: observing that a fool's teacher is himself foolish, and that discretion about others' misfortunes is godly. The **advertisements** dominate: patent medicines (Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, Packer's Tar Soap), pianos, hats, and cigars. These reflect Gilded Age consumer culture and widespread faith in commercial remedies. **"The Marquis"** hat advertisement is straightforward product promotion. The **satirical bits** are lightweight—mocking "the upper ten" (wealthy elites) and making light jokes about fishing and grave-diggers striking. Overall, this is a commercial page mixing light satire with period advertising rather than substantive political commentary.

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JUDGE 175 BOTANICAL, Pansies were created to teach human-kind how to combine colors. Passion isa plant of rapid growth, life, and ignominious death. ‘The red rose typifies love, the white rose purity, and the early rose a healthy appetite. ‘The anemone, like its counterpart in the human fami- ly—the orator—blooms early in barren places, makes a great display for a short time, and is finally carried away by wind, —Ashland Press. reat beauty, short When Baby was sick, we gave her Castorta, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. - When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gave them Oastoria’ Seven per cent, haz no rest, nor no religion ; it works nights and Sundays, and even wet days.—/ash Billings, Mrs. Winstow’s SooTiina SyRUP for ‘Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, "25 cents'a bottle. When a female senator comes from Wyoming there will be no more secret sessions of the senate.” That foolishness will be settled. Paul Globe Have you used Packer’s Tar Soap for the Complexion or Shampooing? Its use is a luxury ; imparting clear, soft, smooth, healthful skin and vigorous hair; cures Dandruff and Skin Diseases; prevents Chapping. 25 cents. All Druggists. (a7-For sample mention /: THE PACKER M'F'G CO HAVE NOS HEROS dye, and send 4 stamps to 100 Fulton 8t., N. ¥- rie Enea weilteoer jenny ites Sinaes Ey) SK saith Xe Bence FOR Hen “The Marquis” A soft hat throughout, combini the Dressy appearance of the sti hat, with all the comfort of the for mer. Made up in black, brown and a light color, on the order of a buf or tan, also a dark pearl or grey. Ilustrated circular, prices, etc., of Gentlemen's Hats tailed free on application. N. ESPENSCHEID, New York City, N. Y. Established nearly half a century in the same locality. THE ‘CELEBRATED PIANOS ‘Are at present the Most Popular and Preferred by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153. 155 East 14th St. N.Y. SOHMEK & CO. = nag State Sirect ‘Sam Fusncrn, C St. Louts, Mo., 1522 Olive Street; cAco. I orice MANUFACTURED SOLY BY W.BARKER tror. nv. 25° ‘ASK YOUR DEALER FOR IT. CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Oxberrence vas a deacher on a fool's acatemy. He vas got a barrel of scholars. Dot's besser you don'd vhent too shtrong on your behindt fadder’s pedikree. He may been a shumpin’- jack. eVnen you reckermemper der poor, don'd put dot in der noosepapers. Der Lord vas an oxberienced book- keeper. In_view of circumstances which will then exist, the haughty and exclusive people who compose the ‘* upper ten” will be referred to next summer as the very ice- cream of society.—Elmira Gazette. Boker’s Bitters since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, whether taken pure or with wines or liquors AND OTHER CORDIALS. Teacher —* What_was George Washington's busi- ness?" Smart boy —"" Holding our great grandmothers on his lap, employing body-servants and tying his horse to oak-trees,"—Lavrence American, “ DISSOLVES IN COLD WATER.” ‘The perfect nutrition and quick digestion of ** Rex Wheat" is proved by this supreme test. Oh, listen, General Greely, "And hear us when we cry; Please, wring the clouds out’ quickly ‘And hang them up to dry. —Wathington Star “Throw physic to the dogs,” ters for good M'f'rs, Dr. J. and use Angostura Bit- estion and a healthy appetite. Sole . B, Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist. The grave-diggers of Paris are about to ‘go on strike.” " The occasion is thus paradoxically but p edly improved by ‘Francesca in the San Francisco Motel Gazette : “Oh, would-be strikers! grave and slow: Should be the move you're taking ; For if your undertaking £0 "Twill stop your undertaking, “And should employers prove unkind ‘And mourners not forgiving, ‘Their unurned dead you yet may find ‘To you an unearned living. THE NEW Hott. of Cleveland, Ohio, is the most _magniticent hotel in’ the west. Americin and Buropeag plans. ‘That the fishing-fever does not attack a man and his wife in the same manner is thus illustrated by an Indi ana pay “This is about the time of the year,” said Mrs, Watts to her neighbor, ‘that the fishing-fever strikes’ my husband. If he can get out on the banks of some creek and catch two or three little mud-cats in the course of an afternoon he is perfectly happy.” ‘‘In- deed! So he is fond of fishing then?" ‘* Fond of fish- ing? Why, that man is a perfect anglermaniac !" SKINES Sean ae In the spring the mugwump editor, with fear and trepidation, Looks about for some specific to restore his circulation. —Chicago Tribune, THE KAISER'S FAVORITE Champagne is ‘Cabinet Sekt,” of Kloss & Foerster, Freyburg. ‘Thomsen & Co., 87 Wall st., sole agents. One morning in a garden bed ‘The onion and the carrot said Unto a parstey group: “Oh, when shall we three meet again, In thunder, lightning, or in rain?” ** Alas !" exclaimed in tones of pain ‘The parsley—"* In the soup.” —Philadelphia Press. NEW KODAKS “You press the button, we do the rest.” Seven New Styles and Sizes, Transparent_Films. For sale by all Photo, Stock Dealers. THE EASTMAN COMPANY, Send for Catalogue, Rochester, N.Y. CANNOT KNOW HOW . COMFORTABLE A SHAVE MAY BE WHO HAS NEVER TRIED. | COLGATES SHAVING SOAP For sample send 2 cts, box 645, New York. very ALL-TOBACCO CIGARETTES the Market. SMOKE NO OTHER, Consolidated Cigarette ORCHID TLAWER PERFUMES. /\ Would you fully satisfy the requirements of a refined taste for exquisite perfumes, use SEELY’S ORCHID FLOWER; they are delightful reproductions of the odors of these aristocratic flowers, STANHOPEA, VANDA, GALEANDRA, MILTONIA, ANGULOA, CALANTHE, 1-ounce Bottles, 75cts. 2-ounce Bottles, $1.50. If not to be obtained of your druggist, we will send by mail, postpai Sold also by the pound to the drug trade. SEELY MANUFACTURING CO., SOLE PROPRIETORS OF ORCHID PERFUMES, DETROIT, MICH. —See Cut. |, on receipt of price. PREMIERE QUALITE CIGARETTE. The standard of purity SUPERB ARTICL tobaccos prevents that dryness of the throat usually produced by smoking other brands. Leesa to prevent you from giving this incomparable cigarette a trial. ury, and not a low-priced article. Our Vanity 16 First-prize Medals. and excellence. ‘The faultless union of two matchless Do not allow It is simply perfection, and a lux- ‘air and other smoking mixtures are the finest for the pipe. Wm. S. KIMBALL & Co. comicbooks.com