Judge, 1890-06-14 · page 15 of 16
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This page is **primarily advertising** with one satirical text feature. The main content is "Pretzel's Kane-sead Shairs" — a humorous column written in exaggerated German-American dialect, poking fun at German immigrant speech patterns and philosophy. The piece offers folksy observations on human nature (love, slander, advice, fidelity) in deliberately mangled English ("dot vas," "vhile," "yoost der condrary"). The satirical target appears to be **German immigrants themselves** — their accent, worldview, and comedic misuse of English. This reflects late-19th-century American humor that mocked ethnic minorities through dialect comedy, which modern readers would recognize as stereotyping. The remaining content is period advertisements for products like Liebig's Extract of Beef, tea, cameras, and railroads — typical magazine filler of the era.
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Greatest inducements ever offlered to net orders for our celebrated Teas, Coffees and Baking ddress THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., 31 and 33 Vesey Street, New York, STARCH CROWS STICKY; Jers have a vulgar; Comm ni'sis the batty Complcson Bower Ei for tse. % as) WRIGHT'S MYRRH TOOTH SOAP. Teeth” “free ‘WaghaCe Grek: Detroit, Mich. COAL: s9 cents per ton for 20 years. $100,000 cash and Stes at Sco per acre, Worth #320, a8 Special in- isto new sanulacturing enterprises ‘Address PITTSBURG TOWN CO., Pitaburg, Kan AEOLIAN’ *5."5759¢5%7* HARPS G. J. Holbrook Co, 88 Sth Ave. N.Y, THE MONTAUK CAMERA Price, complete, covered tn Seat Leather, $25.00. it paxtime for all. Tegaaled for I Views, portraits, grocpe walidingx Bend for Pia ef 2 CG. CENNERT, Manufacturer, eesti CHANCE FOR ALL | PRETZELS KANE-SEAD SHAIRS. No mans cood got of his own gompany avay. vas besser he make dot so goot vat he cood. Olt time death comes on der goot mans to gif him some reliefs, vhile id comes on der pad mans to relief dot sociedy. Ofer a mans say, of I keeb mine dishtance vell dot vas a comfordable ting dhen dot he vas keeb his at der same dime mineself. + It vas a shure ting dot we don'd like pooty vell to look on der face of dose we lofe vhen we hafe been fhlirdin somevhere else, ain'd it? Lofe of fhladery mit a goot many mens makes oud von der pad obinion dhey hafe of dhemselfs; on der vimmens yoost der condrary too, Shlander vas a pad ting mit efery peobles ; but how vell known id vas dot der pest friends vas dose dot der pirds und shgwirrels hafe becked der most at. Atfice vas yoost der same like der shnow dot makes der ground down ; der softer vat he comes, der longer id shtobs und zinks pooty vell deep in der mindt. Der sun vas always shinen, dose leedle fhlowers vas alvays mit a ploom on der feadures, der shweet pird shongsters efery taytimes zingin on some pblace in dis vickedness vorldt, ‘A voomans cood know von ting dot vas goot vhen she blays dot shecker game packgammons, und dot vas, So id Nefer don'd dook oop her mans oxcept she vos shure | ting dot she cood bind him, Tobe, he vas a goot-lookin’ pird. He comes on us in der tark-nite, und zung us sometings vhen we vas feel pooty pad mit sorrows ; und vhen der soul vas got tired und vants to gone der poddy oud, id comes once again, und varbles some shweed musick out, vat makes full our hearts dot vas so shuckful mit sorrow. Bully von hobe !—National Weekl A score of so of ballet From Europe here imported Haye landed at New York ; at least Tt so has been reported. ‘And much surprise has been expressed ‘That no one has seen fit To enter under the contract law Objection unto it, But it seems plain the reason is That no one has the heart ‘To say they are not free to come As ancient works of art. —Chicago Times, New York is full of new and startling sights. We saw aman laughing at one of Jupce's jokes yesterday ‘morning. very eatly in the morning, though, and the man was'ev unconscious of the spectacle he was making of bine we relused to give his name and address, but we suspect U was the editor of the g. 0. p.'s great and only farcical surest. = New Vork Commerc: The writer of that paragraph will probably be rebuked by his superior on the great and only farcical Republi- can journal. 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