Judge — May 17, 1890 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Oh, you would never, never guess how queerly these dreams sold ; Why, nearly all the youngest folk bought dreams of being old; And one wee chap in curls and kilts, a gentle little thing, Invested in’a dream about an awful pirate king ; A maid who thought her pretty name old-fashioned and absurd Bought dreams of names the longest and the queerest ever heard ; And, strange to say, lad who owned all sorts of costly Bought {dreams of selling papers with the raggedest of boys. And then a dream of summer and a barefoot boy at play Was bought up very quickly by a gentleman quite gray; And one old lady—smiling through the grief she tried to hide— Bought bright and tender visions of a little girl who died. A ragged little beggar girl, with weary, wistful gaze, Soon chose a Cinderella dream, with jewels all ablaze— Well, it wasn’t many minutes from the time they came in sight Before the dreams were all sold out and the elves had taken flight. —S. 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