Judge — April 26, 1890 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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The Juocn is for sale at Brentano's, 17 Avenue de Opera, Paris, a 490 Strand, London cer circulation at cheaper rates than any other da Brentano's, HE ONLY defense of Hugh he has a strong point there po PEDRO is a good enough man to los and reach the kingdom when he dies. ant is ignorance, but we must say that c“a kingdom while he lives P that the world’s fa of salt is to be taken with several grains of that mates rat Chicago will have a palace HE SOUTH Chaunee agrees with and Chauncey with the south, This is a great health question with perhaps a_ little something behind it. T WILL be well to have a vote on the Saxton measure by the people of this-state; but the trouble is that they will have to vote without the protection of the Saxton bill. NOBODY believes that Richard Croker went away except for the benefit of his health; and in- deed we know that he would have * been in great danger had he re- mained here. LL of some Ameri- can hens that have adopted Somehow it re- minds one of those foolish mug- adopted litters litters of kittens. MeWursty —" Oi DEALER —" We McWityty —" Howly sods! no not t' pit on shtyle wid.” wumps who ha of Democratic tige AM RANDALL wasa emphi at he ought to have been, by profession as well as in practice, on the Republican side. atesman; and to make the compliment more let us say t N EXCHANGE says, “ Russell Sage is seventy:five-years old, but no y from him on that account.” Does our contempo- rary mean that Russell is saving a couple for his eyes? cee JAMES H. MANNING, niayor-clect of Albany, is now talked of as the Democratic candidate for governor, That, too, is one of the pena ties of fame, as David Bennett Hill will readily understand. ‘THIS COUNTRY it is ever ’s privilege to utter an opi but if opinion were judged by the same code that mo of those other fellows would find themselves in state-prison. m ion; y is how many ROSCOE CONKLING left public life a poor man, and Samuel J. Ran- dail dies without wealth. A very high compliment to both gentle- men, and a certificate of meanness to the general government. T IS announced that there are Democratic gains in New Jersey. We had hoped, with regard to Hudson county, that the gains would be accredited to the penitentiary ; but time is long and the doors are wide. UNFAMILIAR WITH THE BIRD. ant a quart av tarrapins for me wife's silver wed sell them by the dozen. DGE DURING one week the duchess of Marlborough received two hundred and thirty calls in this city." ‘The democracy that worships title is very broad—it takes in the most disreputable of dukes as well as the most wealthy of ordinary Americans. 6s BEN-HUR™ WALLACE is entitled to a pension but doesn’t care for it; so he has taken measures to have it applied to the support of a home for orphans. That is characteristic of General Wallace, and we could hardly pay the act a higher compliment. . HEY SAY that “Arthur Rothschild, son of the famous banker, has sold his splendid collection of postage-stamps for sixty thousand dollars.” We don’t know whether the statement is intended to be a lie; but if there is a fool big enough to make such a collection there ought to be a fool big enough to buy it. THE EXISTING REVELATION. ERIOD of divine revelation for the church of the Mormons has gone by. That has been officially announced, and now the church must carry itself in accorda ions and laws that exist on earth. This ought to mean that polygamy will be promptly abandoned ; but the church was built on that foundation, and without it there would be no Mormon church at all, Utah would like to become a state. Before it is given that honor it must be established that polygamy has passed out of the faith of its people as well as out of their practice. H HOW MANY STARS? MB: INGALLS looks ahead to the time when our politics will be not only continental but hemispherical, He is a firm be- cliever in: the! doctrine of James “Montoé; (This does’ not _neces- Ive cacquisition, but it imegnis the retirement. 6f foreign “éopttrol and an alliance§rorh the: “spolar regions “to; the. WtMinUs “OF ¢ tna, “Thérevare a ‘gtéity ho™ thinki.as. Mr.<Ingalls “does; = + afid” the \-recent .. pan - Ameriganret “congress, riot gtessionat inquiry {nto the price of Cahadd, 1s ‘the-begioning of the “grand id. sae PULL UP THE BLINDS! THE TOWN of Egerton, in Kansas, has been carried by women, It has elected women for mayor, justice, members of the common council, ete. A main question was as to whether there should be screens in bar-rooms, the women holding that if men would drink they should be made to drink in the full view of passers- by. Perhaps they will now hold that the bar shall be the dry-goods boxes outside the bar-rooms, and that each drink shall be taken with the accom- paniment of a public. speech and the flaunting of a small flag by the left hand during the process of imbibation; and when that great principle of formality is established it may be in order for both women and men to dine in an equally public manner and to slow music by the little German band. But, however far this experiment may go, Miss Anthony and her followers can congratulate themselves on the rapid progress of their cause during the past twenty years. In several eastern states women vote for school ed on school boards. In several western states they vote on general questions and serve on juries. Where one woman had the right to carn a living twenty years ago a thousand women have the right now. Girls and women are behind every counter—in some cases are even behind the bar, more’s the pity !—and the typewriter and the raph give them opportunity for better lives and more money than they have had before. All this the agitators for women’s rights have brought about, and the signs are propitious for greater things yet. Moreover the right of the ballot signities the right of office. We may yet be governed to alarge extent by women, and in that event the screens will be removed from a large number of windows that have had the light only from the inside these many, many years. The world used to laugh at the agitators. ‘The time has come to give them cheers, and the prestige of their many little successes may point the way to the general triumph, Shall we be the better for it? Well, we shall best know when we most find out, Do you’ want diamond-backs?”” Jist phlain backs, We want thim to ate, commissioners and are ele: comicbooks.com